Woke up this morning.

[?Marty?]

Found a hamster in my bum.

[wisewood]

Did you shout armageddon?

[Mike]

or did u say "ill be back"

:lol:

[epo]

were you sleeping with richard gear :?

[DrivingSpanner]

did it survive?

[Ricks]

lol

[Philsutton]

your not alone lmao
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35626

[Riggy]

:o ive just wet myslef :oops:

there are some weird people out there :wink:

[Nick]

yes there are !.......

[Philsutton]

there are loads of things to ram up your arse, why a hamster?

[Nick]

maybe it's riggling would instigate excitment/pleasure ! ?

but that's what rent-boys are for.

[Philsutton]

an vibrators, surley a hamsters sharp claws would rip through your colon like the skin on a sausage

[Nick]

but if it's in a jonny, then you'd get a few seconds of pleasure before you start wishing you'd never been born.

anyways, i think were thinking about this tooo much !

[DrivingSpanner]

that's what rent-boys are for.

You dirty lil boy nick :wink:

[Nick]

im not saying i use rent boys lol

im saying that's what the are there for.

anyway, your the one who told me that !

[Riggy]

anyways, i think were thinking about this tooo much !

:lol: i will agree with that :wink:

[?Marty?]

I need to feed the hamster.

[epo]

I need to feed the hamster.

what on shit? :lol: :lol:

[Mike]

hairy malteser's :lol:

a.k.a cling on's! :wink:

(thats sum sick sh*t)

[~~joycey~~]

lol :lol:

[scott.parker]

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