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Matt EvoVI
17-12-04, 01:18 AM
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister
called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"







"Always keep your condoms in your car." :lol:

Riggy
17-12-04, 01:28 AM
pmsl matt have heard it before but still funny as :lol:

epo
17-12-04, 08:54 AM
^^^^

ditto just couldnt remember how it ended :lol: :lol: :lol:

-Bruce-
17-12-04, 11:11 AM
omg matt that was so class. pmsl!!!

:lol: :lol:

bruce

Philsutton
17-12-04, 12:15 PM
:lol: :lol: very good, seen it before but it still made me laugh

James B
17-12-04, 12:47 PM
LOL thats brilliant

sh0rty
17-12-04, 07:11 PM
^^^^

ditto just couldnt remember how it ended :lol: :lol: :lol:

same lol

i read the first few sentences and thought "this happened to someone else" lol :P

wisewood
17-12-04, 07:17 PM
true story :lol: as if.

broody
17-12-04, 11:10 PM
true story :lol: as if.

Well with your stories of hand chuffs and lubricant andy it could be true!

scott.parker
18-12-04, 12:29 AM
lol,i think someone told it me before,but as you put true storry i was reading,thinking humm.. :?

Funny thing was i though,ha sounds like a test,just me luck a girl would try this,set you up with there younger sister,troble is i would fail the test,and wouldnt be getting layed be niether of them then.. :lol:


scott

Matt EvoVI
18-12-04, 09:28 AM
Muppet Corner?

It's a joke :lol: :lol: