Persistence & Dedication

[?Marty?]

Have you ever stalked/followed anyone?

What reason did you have for it?
What did you do/how did you do it?
Who was it?
How long did it go on for?

[Nick]

erm no :| :roll: :o

[Col_Mk1]

am being stalked :cry:

[?Marty?]

I know plenty of people who have 'stalked/followed' others. Mainly ex's. lmao

When i was 11, and at school, i got told (by my 'mates') that if you really liked a girl, you had to followe her home from school. lmao

Of course, i am now a professional stalker.

[Nick]

i have been harassed by my ex-gf...

not really stalking, she just thought i'd get back with her if she hassled me 24/7

[?Marty?]

Another form of 'stalking' could be following someone you think may have stolen/damaged your car and etc. To 'tell them off'. lol

[DrivingSpanner]

i have been harassed by my ex-gf...

not really stalking, she just thought i'd get back with her if she hassled me 24/7

It was me!!!

[Nick]

lol your my ex-gf !
:o

LMAO at stalking someone because they damaged your car.

I think that's called, "waiting for the precise moment to bray the fcuk out of them"

[Chris]

Another form of 'stalking' could be following someone you think may have stolen/damaged your car and etc. To 'tell them off'. lol

I once chased someone who tried to nick my car, 2 nights after they tried it, found out who it was and chased (followed) they ended up going the wrong way down a sliproad onto the motorway. Does that count?

[corsachik]

Im gettin stalked by my Ex boyfriend.... finished with him about two months ago, tried the bein friends thing, didnt work.... so then he rings me up every day to DO MY HEAD IN and follows me round in the car, pub... wherever really.... im sick of the sight of him....what my gonna do???? :D

.... has he never heard of playing hard to get??

[DrivingSpanner]

lol your my ex-gf !
:o

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You wish i was nick!!!!!

[sTuDeNt]

I think my invisible friend from outer space is following me... In fact he is writing this post while I am asleep in my bed.
There are many desired and undesired effects of having an invisible friend.
1. There is always someone to talk to and some one to fulfil all your hidden sexual fantasies and other unknown want that can only be expressed in a form that can only be understood by an invisible friend or even in some cases a partner.
2. Negative side of having an invisible friend/partner it is impossible to get rid of it without proper medical help. You will be getting annoying phone calls and even nasty pranks (spelling - my invisible friend can only speak his native outer space language and can only imitate our earth language).

Please do not hesitate contacting me in case you do get problems with your inner self or an invisible pet/partner (same) friend

Yours
Serge's Invisible Friend

[DrivingSpanner]

You got real problems boyo


I think my invisible friend from outer space is following me...
1. some one to fulfil all your hidden sexual fantasies
2. Negative side of having an invisible friend/partner it is impossible to get rid of it without proper medical help. YOU NEED HELP
my invisible friend can only speak his native outer space language and can only imitate our earth language. (CHAV TALK)

Please do not hesitate contacting me in case you do get problems with your inner self or an invisible pet/partner (same) friend

Yours
Serge's Invisible Friend

Slightly worried about you...... maybe a trip to the men in white nova's is needed to sort you head out!!!!

[Philsutton]

I once chased someone who tried to nick my car, 2 nights after they tried it, found out who it was and chased (followed) they ended up going the wrong way down a sliproad onto the motorway. Does that count?
ive done same sort of thing, but when we caught someone nicking my mates stuff out his car, i chased them round notts for a bit then lost them. The next day i saw the same car in a petrol station so went an blocked it in with mine. 5 mins later the armed police arrived :o , turns out the lads that nicked the stuff had robbed the petrol station 5 mins before i got there with a cordless drill lol. We got everything back as well

[Riggy]

pmsl :lol: nice one phil

[Philsutton]

yes was a fun week end, the police werent interested till we got them. had to go an get them overselves

I also smashed the escort up before the police arrived and broke into it lol

[Alex]

erm how the hell can you rob a petrol station with a cordless drill :o

[Jack]

erm how the hell can you rob a petrol station with a cordless drill :o

Have you not seen Driller Killer? You can do anything with a cordless drill!!! :lol:

[Philsutton]

erm how the hell can you rob a petrol station with a cordless drill
not exaclty sure, maybe they threatened to put up some shelves without his permission. An im only guessing it was a cordless one, as the police just said drill, laugh if they had to plug it in first lmao

[Nick]

LMFAO @ cordless drill... 12v power.

[?Marty?]

All you'd have to do is have it covered with something. It only needs to resemble a gun, and you can create a climate of fear with your actions. Why would someone getting ?3.80 (or whatever) an hour be willing to take the risk of finding out whether it is a bluff or not. Fuck it, just give them the money. It's insured anyway.

[Nick]

sound like a bit of a pro on this matter !?

i think marty should be banned from buying bananas

[Philsutton]

they didnt cover the drill, just walked with it. Personally i would have picked a better weapon, someone standing next the pertol pump with a lighter waiting to light it. That would create fear

[Jack]

hmmm.... I think a drill would make a very effective weapon :?

[?Marty?]

Of course it would.

Anythign would make a good weapon. Even the threat of violence itself would work. It all depends on who is administering the threat and who the recipient is.

[Alex]

as above.

However i think that pretty much any bloke would laugh at thief on the other side of the counter if he thretened them with a cordless drill.

The assistant could pick up mars bars and throw them at the thief. Much more effective.

[DrivingSpanner]

alex just used his hands as a killer wepon!!! MI5 training see :lol:

[epo]

tbh if i worked in a petrol station and someone came up to me armed with a hard on id give them the money just to get rid of them :lol: :lol:

[Philsutton]

i think that would scare me the most, i'd let him take anything

[epo]

i think that would scare me the most, i'd let him take anything

not anything :wink:

[Riggy]

as above.

However i think that pretty much any bloke would laugh at thief on the other side of the counter if he thretened them with a cordless drill.

The assistant could pick up mars bars and throw them at the thief. Much more effective.

ROFLMFAO :lol: