Glytch
12-12-04, 07:30 PM
1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary.
13. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the
counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black
Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long
but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on
their overseas holidays. The salary package is #200,000 a year ".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary.
13. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the
counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black
Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long
but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on
their overseas holidays. The salary package is #200,000 a year ".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"