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11-12-04, 01:18 PM
Sing these lyrics for Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.........
Is this cake real nice?
A fondant fantasy?
Baked by Mother's Pride,
It was filled to capacity.
Hoping for pies,
Looked up to the skies to see.
I'm just a fat boy,
I need your sympathy,
Because I eat too much, down it goes.
Little pies, sausage rolls.
Anything by Findus,
Goes down really nicely, with me.
With me.
Mama, just baked a flan.
Baked a bun, two loaves of bread.
The budgie ate it, now he's dead.
Mama, baking's lots of fun,
Until you see the damage it can do.
Mama, ooooooh.
Didn't want a bit of pie.
I might want some again, this time tomorrow.
With some scones, or blancmange,
Or a round pineapple fritter.
Too late, my dinner's come.
I'm just sitting down, to dine.
Belly's aching all the time.
Mince pie, anybody?
They've got to go.
Passed their sell-by date just yesterday.
Mama, ooooooh. (Anything by Findus.)
I don't want steak pie:
I sometimes wish I'd never had Quorn at all.
I bought a strawberry Cornetto from the van.
Lemon mousse,
Lemon mousse.
Will you pour me some Tango?
Chocokate cake with icing,
Oatcakes, cheese and whipped cream,
Please.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Bacon roll.
And fries, to go.
I'm just a thin boy,
Nobody feeds me.
He's just a thin boy,
From a thin family.
Give him a slice of this beef for his tea.
Currant bun, hot cocoa,
Will you give me more?
Fish fingers: No. We will not give you more. (Give him more.)
Fish fingers: we will not give you more. (Give him more.)
Fish fingers: we will not give you more. (Give him more.)
Will not give you more. (Give me more.)
Will not give you more.
Never give me more.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, pizzeria, pizzeria, pizzeria: Give me more.
Se?or Jimbob has a table set aside for me,
For me, for meeeeee.
So you think that your cooking is better than mine.
So you think that your poached eggs are better than fried.
Oooooh gravy, Oxo's very fine gravy.
Just wanna sauerkraut,
Just wanna sauerkraut done in beer.
Oooooooooooooooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah.
Fish looks good in batter, caught fresh from the sea.
Fish looks good in batter.
Fish looks good in batter. With peas.
Is this cake real nice?
A fondant fantasy?
Baked by Mother's Pride,
It was filled to capacity.
Hoping for pies,
Looked up to the skies to see.
I'm just a fat boy,
I need your sympathy,
Because I eat too much, down it goes.
Little pies, sausage rolls.
Anything by Findus,
Goes down really nicely, with me.
With me.
Mama, just baked a flan.
Baked a bun, two loaves of bread.
The budgie ate it, now he's dead.
Mama, baking's lots of fun,
Until you see the damage it can do.
Mama, ooooooh.
Didn't want a bit of pie.
I might want some again, this time tomorrow.
With some scones, or blancmange,
Or a round pineapple fritter.
Too late, my dinner's come.
I'm just sitting down, to dine.
Belly's aching all the time.
Mince pie, anybody?
They've got to go.
Passed their sell-by date just yesterday.
Mama, ooooooh. (Anything by Findus.)
I don't want steak pie:
I sometimes wish I'd never had Quorn at all.
I bought a strawberry Cornetto from the van.
Lemon mousse,
Lemon mousse.
Will you pour me some Tango?
Chocokate cake with icing,
Oatcakes, cheese and whipped cream,
Please.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Hellman's Mayo.
Bacon roll.
And fries, to go.
I'm just a thin boy,
Nobody feeds me.
He's just a thin boy,
From a thin family.
Give him a slice of this beef for his tea.
Currant bun, hot cocoa,
Will you give me more?
Fish fingers: No. We will not give you more. (Give him more.)
Fish fingers: we will not give you more. (Give him more.)
Fish fingers: we will not give you more. (Give him more.)
Will not give you more. (Give me more.)
Will not give you more.
Never give me more.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, pizzeria, pizzeria, pizzeria: Give me more.
Se?or Jimbob has a table set aside for me,
For me, for meeeeee.
So you think that your cooking is better than mine.
So you think that your poached eggs are better than fried.
Oooooh gravy, Oxo's very fine gravy.
Just wanna sauerkraut,
Just wanna sauerkraut done in beer.
Oooooooooooooooooh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah.
Fish looks good in batter, caught fresh from the sea.
Fish looks good in batter.
Fish looks good in batter. With peas.