Anonymous
31-12-01, 10:53 AM
last nite got a little stupid for sum ov us geordies.
messing about in the snow in a car park/unused area had us doing more and more stupid things for a laff.
best idea was hanging onto car spoilers and skating about the roads,
until i whipped out my tow rope and we had the idea ov snowsking.
chucked the tow rope on the tow hook, got a mate to grab the rope, and off i went down the road, slow at first till he got confident. got quite fast, its unbeliveably funny looking behind you and seeing your mates face as he tried to keep his balance at 20 mph "woooagh wooooaaagh, woooaaaaaaaahhh" etc etc (leave windows open so u can hear his voice as well!)
ended up going all the way down this road to a u bend, the u bend was compleatly sheeted over and the only way the cars would go around was via handbraking.
i forgot about my mate and chucked the handbrake on cuaseing him to accelarate stupidly quickly as the back end flew round. he fell over, no real damage
as we came back up the road he wanted to go faster so i speeds upto about 30ish (i was nearly crashing becuase i couldnt see for tears!) he hits a dry spot in the road and goes fucking flying taking a chunk out ov his stomach, hes looking pretty bad as he hobbles down the road so i reverse back up and say this quality line
"u fucked up? grab the rope ill tow u back up!"
he declines
u would think this would put the other lads off, but no they all wanted a shot.
we got a binlid tried that (was crap)
becuase we was next to the beach, we got a life ring thing, and they were mint got my mate upto about 45mph as he hung on.
i gave up and my other mate took up the towing, another mate knicked a plastic sledge and they got him well past 50mph b4 he went flying in to a kerb (the lad in the sledge)
i left at 1am this morning and they were still at it
Micky@novaload.net
messing about in the snow in a car park/unused area had us doing more and more stupid things for a laff.
best idea was hanging onto car spoilers and skating about the roads,
until i whipped out my tow rope and we had the idea ov snowsking.
chucked the tow rope on the tow hook, got a mate to grab the rope, and off i went down the road, slow at first till he got confident. got quite fast, its unbeliveably funny looking behind you and seeing your mates face as he tried to keep his balance at 20 mph "woooagh wooooaaagh, woooaaaaaaaahhh" etc etc (leave windows open so u can hear his voice as well!)
ended up going all the way down this road to a u bend, the u bend was compleatly sheeted over and the only way the cars would go around was via handbraking.
i forgot about my mate and chucked the handbrake on cuaseing him to accelarate stupidly quickly as the back end flew round. he fell over, no real damage
as we came back up the road he wanted to go faster so i speeds upto about 30ish (i was nearly crashing becuase i couldnt see for tears!) he hits a dry spot in the road and goes fucking flying taking a chunk out ov his stomach, hes looking pretty bad as he hobbles down the road so i reverse back up and say this quality line
"u fucked up? grab the rope ill tow u back up!"
he declines
u would think this would put the other lads off, but no they all wanted a shot.
we got a binlid tried that (was crap)
becuase we was next to the beach, we got a life ring thing, and they were mint got my mate upto about 45mph as he hung on.
i gave up and my other mate took up the towing, another mate knicked a plastic sledge and they got him well past 50mph b4 he went flying in to a kerb (the lad in the sledge)
i left at 1am this morning and they were still at it
Micky@novaload.net