festive season

[srs1]

remember, now we are getting into the festive season.
a doggy is not just fro christmas.

its a great postion all year round.

[Rach]

:D

[srs1]

an attractive woman goes to the bar tender.

he comes over to her, she runs her hand through his hair.
"are you the manager"
"no" he replies.
she runs her fingers down his face and lets him suck on her fingers.
"can you pass on a message for me then please"
"theres no toilet paper"

[scott.parker]

Humm i dont think thats a joke i recon it happend to you.!!.!!


:lol:

scott

[Rach]

ha ha...

but that's disgusting :?

[scott.parker]

ha ha...

but that's disgusting :?


No thats nothing look what he just said to me on msn!!
__________________________________________________ __
sean says:
i'm going to shot now matey
sean says:
take it easy
Scott: let nova's rock! says:
wowe not while think of me....
sean says:
you know i love it that way
Scott: let nova's rock! says:
shoot,not shot.lol
sean says:
got my finger up my ass hole too
Scott: let nova's rock! says:
ok fuck off then
Scott: let nova's rock! says:
lol
Scott: let nova's rock! says:
night mate
sean says:
charming
Scott: let nova's rock! says:
chavesming,lol
sean says:
i'm rubbing my knob with my elbow, finger up my hoop and typing to you with the other hand. all you can say is fuck off
Scott: let nova's rock! says:
yes....
sean says:
:cry:
Scott:let nova's rock! says:
:lol:
__________________________________________________ _

now thats disgusting :lol: .

scott

[Rach]

scarily enough... that doesn't surprise me... lol

[-Bruce-]

it does not suprise me either. he is a sick and twisted man.

bruce

[Riggy]

lol i think it will only suprise the newer members lol

[Rach]

lmao :D

[Al Wilson]

remember, now we are getting into the festive season.
a doggy is not just fro christmas.

its a great postion all year round.

lol! I have always thought this! Pussies as well!

[Riggy]

:lol: lol

[srs1]

the mi5 (and not alex reject) are recruiting new members for the secret service.
two men and a wm=oman apply.

they all turn up for the first test.
first fella walks up.
the instructor passes him a gun,
"your wife is in there, go and shot her in the head"
man replies, "i cant kill my wife, noo, i cant"
passes the gun back and leaves.
second fella walks up
gets given a gun and told to kill his wife.
he walks intot he room,
he comes back crying
"i saw my wife look at me, i couldn't do it"
and walks away.

woman turn
gets given the gun and walks into the room.

silent, then
BANG, bang, bang, bang.
she walks out covered in blood.
instructor is gob smacked, "what happened"
she replies.
"the gun had blanks in, so i used the chair instead"

[Riggy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: quality

[-Bruce-]

sorry sean but that last joke was the worst joke you have ever told me. my opinion on your joke telling capabilities have went down hill. TUT TUT

bruce

[Ryan3k1]

:?

[epo]

only 24 shop lifting days till xmas better get a move on :lol:

[Rach]

dammit, dont tell me that...

i haven't done any christmas shopping.... well, i've bought one present and i dont even know who i'm giving it to... :?

[epo]

mines all done

r lass does it all

alls i have to do is buy for her i love been married :lol:

[Rach]

damn you... lol

:lol:

[srs1]

i'm almost finished too.

and i did it all myself, going to finish off some bits on friday.

[Riggy]

lol mines all done , was about a month ago :lol:

all i did was give louise some money and then a few hours laters it was all done lol dont think the prices add up though lol maybee a bit expensive this way :lol:

[epo]

women and xmas shopping just go together

[sh0rty]

A dog is for life...not just for saturday night

was creased driving the other day someone had written it in the dirt of a lory lol