?? AWESOME NL COMPETITION !!

[?Marty?]

I am fast approaching my 5,000th post.

To cellebrate the occassion (god i HATE 'my Xth post' threads! :evil: ) i am announcing an AMAZING once in a lifetime competition.......

[here comes the TEASER PR campaign to entice you all to enter.....]

http://www.fullclip.co.uk/IMAGES/competition.gif

what is the prize!?
Your prize is MY NL ACCOUNT. Yes, that is right! The winner will not only be given my NL account, complete with a notoriously impressive back-catalogue of posts, but will also instantly have a post-count of 5000 posts. And the ability of 'becoming ME'. Or just getting rid of me.

how will this work?
Once a winner has been selected, i will enter your e-mail address into my Profile, and select ''send new password'' option. You will then receive an e-mail with a brand new password to my account, and a link to activate it.

Feel free to then change my (as it will then be YOURS) NL name, avater, sig, feature car, and etc.

who can enter?
any member of NL.

how do i win?
The RULES to this amazing competition will be announced as my 5001st post, so keep an eye on my activities!!

[Mel]

Marty I love you :wink:









:lol:

[hendrix]

wuhoo
i wanna i wanna be like marty (ala bad boys)

[scott.parker]

Well mate you use to be a nice kida guy but lattly i think you have lost the f-ing plot :roll: :?

[Mel]

You just like saying f-ing scott, dontcha? :lol:

[Rach]

lmao...

good one fella :D

[?Marty?]

I was never nice.

And the more people i get to dislike me, the more it creates the possibility of arguments. I like arguments.

PS my mother never hugged me.

[hendrix]

you do scare me tho :lol:

[scott.parker]

Well i could say fcuking or fuking or fucing or fucking,but f-ing just looks and sounds better to read... :lol:

scott

[hendrix]

great mate :lol:
it looks soo much better :wink:

[sTuDeNt]

Did we upset you some how Marty! :o

[scott.parker]

Did we upset you some how Marty! :o

Nope we are playing into his hads,he loves it..

[?Marty?]

^^^ not at all. Actually Yes. Erm, i mean no. I mean it's because Wolfy doesn't love me.

You can tell him (http://www.novaload.net/forums/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=7461) to love me. lol

And i am seeking attention.

Plus it is an AWESOME prize! And, basically, why not!?

Has such a competition EVER been done before? Would anyone else give up their post count and even actual account under free will? Doesn't mean anything significant to me. I mean i DO like my IMPRESSVE back-catalogue of posts (feel free to go back editing and deleting them if you wish....) but does anyone ever go back and read their own/someone elses posts?

Infact, ARE there ANY competitions? I like competitions... lol

And isn't it an AWESOME competition? YOUR OWN ALTER EGO!!

AND it would stop problems such as THIS (http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=102334) one.


If it all seems a bit MUCH for you, why not just adopt me (http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=102332&start=0&b=3076&buddy_action=add) instead?

[Rach]

wolfy... you must love marty... :D

[scott.parker]

Well the only thing there useful for are to show new ppl how long a member has been on(but it dont always work though) as Karl rowtree has been on nl for ages yet as he dont post much he is still a newbiee..

To be honest if it wernt for the fact it helps ppl to see if your a regular or not,i wouldn give too fcuks as most ppl who i takt to now on nl have either met me or know me,so it dont matter...

scott AKA (wolfy) :lol:

[hendrix]

AND it would stop problems such as THIS (http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=102334) one.

wots wrong with it??

[scott.parker]

AND it would stop problems such as THIS (http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=102334) one.

wots wrong with it??

I think it more a fact of when you have been on here a while you watch it come up all the time(i only posted the 2000 post as a joke) as not many ppl do it any more because of this reason it becomes annoying to see ppl balling on about post counts(im not sure who it was) but by there name it said loves my post count? might of been Ste nova??

scott

[?Marty?]

No i just meant that he seems to have stated that he doesn't want to be classed as a ''newbie'' and also wants a higher post count.

WIN mine. lol

PS stop making me post, i have to make my last few posts count, and delay the competition a little to build up interest. lol

[hendrix]

i have been on here a while but its rare that i post things up. usually only get time for a quick browse. i do notice post count threads tho hehe. n yea it is ste who has it i think

[scott.parker]

Ha you tryed staying away once before,but you came back,you all do neil did it(broody) :lol:

You will give you account away then,oh next week(or next day)lol you will be back as you carnt stay away,cus as much as you hate this place you love it too! :)

[hendrix]

and the post count will start again
will it be a different alias this time marty??

[scott.parker]

PMSL...look.

Yours
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Interests: cars girls cars&girls beer beer&girls


Have you seen your number member6565

And im number 7461

now there thats something to giggle at :lol:

[hendrix]

lol im so lazy
didnt kno u joined after me

[scott.parker]

Do you know what i funnyest,you carnt type scun thorp as one word on a post...lol

It comes up as scunthorp :lol:

[hendrix]

yeah i kno, stupid swear filter.
Im from scunthorpe
epo is a scunthorpe man
nova~lolly likes scunthorpe
:roll:
god im such a tard

[scott.parker]

yeah i kno, stupid swear filter.
Im from c**t
epo is a c**t man
nova~lolly likes c**t
:roll:
god im such a tard

Im from c**t
epo is a c**t man
nova~lolly likes c**t

PMSL :lol:

[hendrix]

lol at me and you jacking marty's post :lol:
note to admin. enable it so i can write scun thorpe
dammit
I live in scunthorpe
i cudnt resist

[Riggy]

lol at the win marty account :lol: :lol: :lol:


marty you cant give your account away then the new person wont be "cool marty" if you know what i mean you will se the name and the post just wouldnt suit lol


you are an institution lol ( i now wipe the cum of my face lol )


it is an original comp though :wink:

[burgo]

how exactly did you come up with this idea marty??

[?Marty?]

^^^ Whilst fornicating with a carrot, Mr Burgo.

It doesn't matter who wins it, since my name can be cahnged to their own. i.e. rename the account you have now to ''carrot'', and then you can rename my post to whatever you have now as your name. Even have the same sig and avater if you must. Basically you get access to ALL my previous posts AND my 5000 post count. And keep your old account too. If you must.

Oh and i never said anything about 'leaving', i am just giving my current account away in an AWESOME competition.

Yes, that's right. AWESOME competition. :roll: :lol:

[epo]

if typhoo put the T in britain who put the c.unt in scu.nthorpe :lol:

epo shall not be entering due to the fact my post counts bigger :P :lol: :lol:

however if some wishes to buy my profile i shall accept a reasonable offer

hmm ebay my novaload account that could be a laugh

[Chris]

I wouldnt give you 2pence for your account Epo, the only reason being is I couldnt be arsed with all the 'chav' type boring predictible posts that get put up about 'Epo'

Chris

[epo]

chav post are the future

+ you'd be know as the king of chavs quite an achievment recon ill put it on me c.v. :lol: :lol:

[Chris]

LMFAO

[Mike]

king of chavs quite an achievment recon ill put it on me c.v. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

anyway,why the hell would ne1 want to enter a comp to win ur profile?

ur a tw*t. (sorry Admin, but its true*.) with all the email addy's u receive from entrents, ur only gonna fill there in box's full of junk mail.

and all ur previous posts r random poo? uve never actually given ne useful info? :roll:

p.s. can u even drive?

*awaits abuse, and/or possible NL ban?

[Ricks]

lol

[epo]

king of chavs quite an achievment recon ill put it on me c.v. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

anyway,why the hell would ne1 want to enter a comp to win ur profile?

ur a tw*t. (sorry Admin, but its true*.) with all the email addy's u receive from entrents, ur only gonna fill there in box's full of junk mail.

and all ur previous posts r random poo? uve never actually given ne useful info? :roll:

p.s. can u even drive?

*awaits abuse, and/or possible NL ban?

was that aimed at me or marty :?

[scott.parker]

king of chavs quite an achievment recon ill put it on me c.v. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

anyway,why the hell would ne1 want to enter a comp to win ur profile?

ur a tw*t. (sorry Admin, but its true*.) with all the email addy's u receive from entrents, ur only gonna fill there in box's full of junk mail.

and all ur previous posts r random poo? uve never actually given ne useful info? :roll:

p.s. can u even drive?

*awaits abuse, and/or possible NL ban?

Think it was for marty mate.

was that aimed at me or marty :?

[epo]

martys sound
he's off his head :lol:

[Mike]

aimed at marty mate, sorry.

[Chris]

I also think Marty is 'ok' lol I can remember him being offensive to anyone, just a good laugh

Chris

[epo]

I also think Marty is 'ok' lol I can remember him being offensive to anyone, just a good laugh

Chris

'ok' and marty shouldnt be used in the same sentence :lol:

the funniest post i remember him doing was when everyone was asking for pics of him so he put a pic of a 1900's kid on a bike :lol:

[Rach]

you're all nasty...

marty has always been nice to me so i dont see why anyone has a problem with him...

:D

[Al Wilson]

The thought of 'being' in your trousers for a day Marty, is, scarily, appealing.

[Rach]

:roll: :?

[Al Wilson]

And yours Rach...... As I know you wear the trousers lol

[Rach]

:wink:

[Mike]

i stand by my decision, he's a nobber. theres funny and then theres just stupid.

the not so cool marty falls into the last catergory

[General Baxter]

bah fudgsical look what i missed

i might have to beat you with a stick to win this :wink:

[?Marty?]

anyway,why the hell would ne1 want to enter a comp to win ur profile?

Simply because it's something to do, and you get a post count of 5000. You can't even buy that on e-bay. Once won, it is no longer MY profile, since EVERYTHING can be deleted/changed, apart from the joined date and post count.


ur a tw*t.
I don't even know WHO the fuck you are!? lol At least you KNOW who i am, since you feel you are able to make such an observational comment on my NL persona. To me, you haven't even made an impression. Basically, this ammounts to - 'your opinion ain't shit, coz YOU ain't shit'.
Is your comment supposed to somehow upset me? Make me change my ways, perhaps? I'm terribly sorry. Please help me be a better person. Please. lol


with all the email addy's u receive from entrents, ur only gonna fill there in box's full of junk mail.

Did i ANYWHERE in this thread stipulate anything requiring an e-mail address? No.

PS - it is ''anyone'', ''ENTRANTS'', ''THEIR'' and ''you're'' or ''you are''. NO WONDER you were laughing at Epo being a self-proclaimed 'King of Chavs'.


and all ur previous posts r random poo?

Random? Yes. Sometimes.
Poo? Depends on the substance, context and your interpretation. Some may at first appear to be random, and poo. But don't confuse your own ignorance with something being 'poo'. Most of what i write is either for pure entertainment value (MINE not anyone elses, i'm not here to entertain others, merely to amuse and please myself) require intelligence to understand their ACTUAL meaning.

As for ALL? And you've READ every single one (http://www.novaload.net/forums/search.php?search_author=%BBMarty%99) of them!?


uve never actually given ne useful info? :roll:

Again, and you've READ EVERY single one (http://www.novaload.net/forums/search.php?search_author=%BBMarty%99) of my (correct at time of posting) 4998 posts!?

Answer the same queries day in day out for a year or two, and soon your usefull advice 'can be arsed' factor' will diminish. Why answer questions that have been answered hundreds of times before for people who can't be arsed to actually search for the answers? And there are plenty of new members joining who actually LIKE being able to give advice, so i step back an allow them to do that.



name: LAST OF THE NOVA SR'S
Joined: 26 Mar 2004
Total posts: 259

and



name: ?Marty?
Joined: 28 May 2002
Total posts: 4997


And have YOU given some info? Have you given any USEFUL info? There is a BIG difference between GIVING info and it actually BEING USEFULL. Don't be mistaken.


p.s. can u even drive?
WTF!? Did you just pass your test and now think you're some 'big man' for getting your first car? lol

Because you DO drive, does not mean that you CAN drive.

Yes i DO drive. And yes i CAN drive. I have been driving for 6.5 years and have not had a SINGLE accident, of any kind. Come back when you achieve that.

PS i now drive a Japanese Beast From The East. You wouldn't be able to handle the RAW power of my current fly ride. Yo.

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I don't start shit, i merely retort.


when devils be startin static, forgot the automatic
I set it off straight, I spread hate, then I vacate, but wait
who dare to cross this path
yo, I do ya like math
cut with glass, make a blood bath
so on behalf of all niggaz I get drunk with
smoke a lot of blunts with
I dispose of your punk shit
keep it all in perspective

Cause you don't know me, I don't know you
So don't approach me, I won't approach you
And don't insult me, I won't insult you
Cause you don't know what I will or I won't do


Marty the Joo. Self-proclaimed Devils Advocate and Gangsta'.

PS if you have anything else to say, do it my PM. I prefer not to litter the threads with personal arguments. Which, i must add, i love.

[?Marty?]

i stand by my decision, he's a nobber. theres funny and then theres just stupid.

the not so cool marty falls into the last catergory

I will only respond to you once more:

GROW UP little boy.

[General Baxter]

ooo hand bags at dawn

but joo king is right, GROW UP :P

[epo]

come on marty one more post and the competition starts :lol:

[General Baxter]

sorry marty i have not unpacked the speakers yet ;)

[scott.parker]

i stand by my decision, he's a nobber. theres funny and then theres just stupid.

the not so cool marty falls into the last catergory

I will only respond to you once more:

GROW UP little boy.




ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!




you only have onemore post???

[Rach]

well said marty...

:D

[?Marty?]

Condescension. The most fabulous put-down there is. lol

PS - My next post will contain details of how to enter into this FABULOUS and AWESOME (lol) competition.

[scott.parker]

give it up big boy :lol:

the time has come.................

[Rach]

Condescension. The most fabulous put-down there is. lol

indeed...

that is how i do it too...

when it comes to drunken bitching (as many girls will know), witty replies that make the other person feel like a piece of poo are far more effective than actually fighting - and more respect is given...*




*unless a paddling pool of mud is present :wink:

[Al Wilson]

An interesting read Marty. One that has brought me closer to death. lol

[?Marty?]

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Ok, so i can't be bothered to think of any exciting competition. To WIN, just go here (http://www.fullclip.co.uk/archives/profile.html) and click the link that follows. Bingo, you're a winner. Baby. Simple.






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[Rach]

lmao

:lol:

[burgo]

lol funny as fook that marty

[Riggy]

lol :lol:

[?Marty?]

Alternatively, to WIN my Profile all you have to do is......

































...convince Wisewood to leave NL for ever and ever. Erm, and get a tattoo of a Joo.

[Col_Mk1]

lol :lol:

[DrivingSpanner]

WTF, your mad marty

[Mike]

:lol: :lol: