Poll:

[Anonymous]

Is there any posts on RoyBacer that dont contain a reference to or praise in some way 'Grom' or 'Pepe' and Karthik?

Why isnt it renamed 'Brownnose the 'Bigwigs''(as they were referred to on roybacer).
FFS.

(apologies peeps-im in a real shitty mood at the mo.)

[Anonymous]

yes the ones about Cor Its Danny 5 door.
hehehehe

oh and now its time for:
RoyBacer myths:

The claim:
An anonymous person with 5 doors claimed a deer ran into the back door of his car and put a huge dent into it.

The Truth:
I know this has been praying on peoples minds and lots of people have been asking us what happened to the deer, well, We can exclusively reveal that the deer was unharmed, cos some soft tw.. handbraked it into a solid object.

A Novaload Public Information Announcement

[Anonymous]

LMFAO, so thats what really happened!!

[Anonymous]

i have handbraked into a kerb before, but that was an accident in the ice. On a car park messing about at about 1am showing a mate how to handbrake as he had never tried it, up goes the handbrake, turn wheel, slide back end around and straight into a bloody kerb, in the middle of a car park there was a kerbed off street light, with about 5 feet of kerb all the way around it. I was fuming, it totally buckled the wheel. Only a steelie though so no harm done :D
Still felt like a proper prat though.



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.