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Just been putting segments of orange in a bloke at works tea.....can wait till he gets to the bottom :lol:
Ryan3k1
19-11-04, 03:55 PM
lol evil bugga nice idea tho :lol:
i thought the orange was funnier than the jelly beans from last time :lol:
put your slong in there. Better joke. Make sure its not too hot first though :o
rub my rim round the top of the cup 8)
Ryan3k1
19-11-04, 03:58 PM
only you would think of summat like that lmfao
hes drinking away yum yum :P
Ryan3k1
19-11-04, 04:00 PM
lmao take a pic of his face when he get's to the orange!!!
novamadcars
19-11-04, 04:29 PM
you lot are 2 funny but i like it
He wasnt as pissed off as i would have liked :cry:
laxatives are the future in tea :lol: :lol:
:roll: eat 5 satsumas its like laxatives
yeah thats what dan_mk1 said :lol:
your mean alltho the laxatives would be funny
when i was 16 and an apprentice electrician i used to get bullied by the joiners
so they got laxative tea pack off tossers :twisted:
we put chocolate laxatives in my mates hot chocolate when he was driving down to southampton :twisted: :twisted:
i rubbed a load of sweets around my balls and left them on my desk.
some little pickey kept eating all my food when i went home.
so i stuck a notice up the next day saying what i had done.
:D
why were you leaving food on your desk? for the pigeons?
i know a really nasty one... well i think it is...
someone i know cut the bottom off a bottle of coke... placed it on the "victims" passenger seat, then pissed in it...
once it's got liquid in, it cant be moved or it'll all run out, and it slowly soaks into the car seat...
minging... :?
i'll remember that one rach
:twisted:
don't you dare scouse boy...!
take the wheels, but leave the seats...! :wink:
dont call me a chav... just because you're in denial about being a scouse scally :wink:
I have inspected Rach's "chav" garment and have declared it "non-chav" (just). Therefore Rach is cleared of all chavnesss.
there is no such thing of being releaved of her chav-ness
she has
BURBERRY!
end of!
you've known for months sean...
but neglected to inform anyone... anyway alex is ruling body in this matter... end of :D
i know alot of things rach.
but i didn't want to burst your bubble and let everyone know what a chav you are.
call me a gentleman if you want.
i shant hold back on all the goss!
as if...
you have nothing...!
even i dont know what you could mean... lol
:D
:wink:
mmmmh,
let me think on that one.
:twisted:
go and invent some things....
:roll: :wink:
i dont have to invent my dear.
but i wont post these things as you asked me not to.
so i wont.
post whatever you like... as long as it's the truth...
i have nothing to hide :D
but you hide outside my house... :wink: :D
then you saw me and brought me a cup of carrot soup to warm me up
:wink:
worked a treat... lol
it did indeed. my camera wasn't shaking as much after lol
yeah i got some good pic tonight. The night vision worked without fault
pity about the green tinge of the night vision though... green's not my colour....
ill bring a proper flash next time then
no problem. Its easy if you have a good "subject"
just let me know if i can be of any assisstance.. :wink:
okey dokey. Ill bring some proper lighting equipemt tomorrow
ill bring some costumes too
i already have some... i will model them for you...
i do however feel we have hijacked this post enough
:wink:
dan_mk1
20-11-04, 01:42 PM
yeah thats what dan_mk1 said :lol:
Fucking things! lol
Alex and Rach, i shall start an NL donation so you two can get a room!
yeah thats what dan_mk1 said :lol:
f**k things! lol
aqua drops helped me when i took too many diahoria tablets and couldnt shit for two days
just necked a box of them and was sat on the bog for an hour :lol:
Alex and Rach, i shall start an NL donation so you two can get a room!
thanks babe...
much appreciated... :D
keep it in your pants people
sean is not a scouser, to call him that insults scousers, he is a deformed inbred from ellesmere port from all the polution and practically welsh
sean is not a scouser, to call him that insults scousers, he is a deformed inbred from ellesmere port from all the polution and practically welsh
LMAO...
that's even better...
thanks ian :wink:
you cheeky git ian.
i aint welsh either.
if you are trying to start.
grrrrrrr
you cheeky git ian.
i aint welsh either.
if you are trying to start.
grrrrrrr
grrrrrrrr..?
don't you mean baaaaa
:wink:
you're only jealous that you didn't get my kebab... :wink: :lol:
lmao
lol he got mine insted :o
no chilli sauce on mine please.
only once a month
its a fact of nature.
sh1t happens
there are other ways...
oh my poor naive boys
:wink:
lol or are on oral contraceptives lol
or even needle ones :o
or shes a vampire and likes to suck her own blood!
mmmh
i could make some soup with it!
:o seany ewwww that tis mingin :o
no its not.
and if she has just given birth
you can dip the placentre in it, instead of bread.
mmmh
stop it now or i'll bitch slap you
:oops: im gonna be sick now lol
oh rach i am so turned on right now.
:D
im wet, those floaties aint croutons now
stop it now or i'll bitch slap you
now that would be funny :lol:
whipishhhhhh
i cant,
my right hand wont let me!
rach yes, your the best
rach yes, yes, yes,yes!!!!!
:( sean i now feel used :(
thanks babe... i aim to please
:wink:
you make me smile every time huney.
:D
i smile for no reason atall
?Marty?
22-11-04, 06:07 PM
This thread is officially the biggest pile of shite on NL. Apart from anything written by Alex. He's super ace.
....... i'm super, thanks for asking....!
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