CHAV DATING

[Saint12]

I spotted a post about Chav Dating the other day

http://chav-dating.diydating.com/

Has anyone else been there yet ? it's not bad !

I love the chat up lines. will be trying one or two out this weekend.

There are one or two fit chicks on there too. Got a email back from an 19 yr old Manchester lass fit as f*ck and another one from Wales somewhere. Sorted.

I'll let you know if i shag either !

[burgo]

i dont supose you saw this other post in the muppet section did you ??

[Philsutton]

I'll go delete my post then as yours is far more amusing.

I love the chat up lines. will be trying one or two out this weekend.

you go get them

[Nick]

Hi. I'm gay, wanna convert me?


hahahah as if that one is ever going to work !

i'm a gonna try it tho...... pop out on student night and they can never resist !

[Saint12]

just taken a Chavette up the arse !!!!! Chav dating is certainly the way to go ! Got another date lined up at a meet on Saturday.....have to polish my gear knob ready ! 8)

[Glytch]

You actually registered, that's twisted

Although those chat up lines are awsome, wouldve quoted one of but too many of them are amuzing as Kcuf

One thing though?
OK, Chav i got that one
Burberry
Saxo
Rockports
Bling Bling
Eminem

But what's a stereotypical Chavette?

[Saint12]

twisted maybe - but for ?9.95....Ive had a 9 gagging females mailing me, taken 1 up the arse and got another one lined up for Saturday.......PRICELESS

CHAV DATING - TWISTED but PRICELESS

I'll write to the site and suggest it as catchphrase !

[Glytch]

Cheers mate, that answered my question

[Philsutton]

they are exactly the sort of girls you want to say clear of, unless you like you cock being green

[Rach]

lmao @ phil

a chavette is described usually as having scraped back hair in a ponytail (plenty of hairspray)
massive gold hoop earrings
lots of crappy gold jewellery
maybe in a tracksuit with heels?!

[Ryan3k1]

Noooooooooooooo Rach ROCKPORTS!!! LMFAO

[Alex]

..pushing 2 screaming kids around Asda spending all her benefit moiney on fags and alchopops.

She usually has a name like "chardonnay" or similar which ios meant to sound classy but has the opposite effect. "Blue nun" (a brand of cheap wine) would have been a better name.

[Rach]

She usually has a name like "chardonnay" lmao

i was gonna put that...

how about "lambrini".... :?

[Alex]

I will call my daughter "hock", "leibfraughmilch" (if she is german) or "Shingle Peak"

and yes my spelling of wines is poor lol.

[Rach]

well, according to www.chavscum.co.uk

under chav in the dictionary... it says: see daniella westbrook

this pic proves it... :D

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=1400

[Alex]

do people really think that is a good look?
It makes me laugh every time lol.

[Rach]

well, i feel i must mention this now...

"someone" on this site knows this information and would only use it against me... so i'll tell you all myself...

i have to admit... i own a burberry top :oops: :cry:

HOWEVER, in my defence, it is black with very tiny burberry piping round the edge....

hopefully i will not be disowned for this as it is a very nice top and not noticably burberry (and certainly not chav-like in the slightest)


p.s. as for the daniella look... no alex, i dont know anyone that actually think that looks good (apart from maybe chavs and victoria beckham)

[Alex]

Rach = CHAV lol.

The only way of prooving you are not would be to send me a picture of the said top for me to confirm. I am an official chav identifier.

[Ryan3k1]

lmfao @ Victoria Beckham!!!

[Rach]

do i have to be wearing the top...? :wink:

[Alex]

Well, I didn't want to say, but OK. You were the one who offered :D .

[Rach]

dammit... lol




and as for the "Rach = CHAV" comment... :puppydog:

i'm not...!

[Ryan3k1]

Alex ur make as much sence as a Mules bizzle! lmfao (you all recon I is a chaz) :twisted: it's touching tho :lol:

[Alex]

pardon? :o

[Rach]

lmao :lol:

[Dpnova]

LMFAO fight fight

[Alex]

I'm lost.

who's fighting?

ps who invited you here Denny lol

[Ryan3k1]

:P I kick his ass, rob his car & throw up cheep cider on the begga init :lol:

[Dpnova]

I finished my lunch and invited myself :lol: feel the need to have an ickle chat

[Dpnova]

:P I kick his ass, rob his car & throw up cheep cider on the begga init :lol:

OH MY GOD

YOU ARE A KNOB :lol:

[Rach]

HA HA

:D :lol: :D

[Ryan3k1]

roflmao ( Chav styleeeeeeeeeee :lol: )

[Dpnova]

HA HA

:D :lol: :D

dont laugh youll only encourage him, he needs so time to think about what hes done

[Ryan3k1]

Am I grounded dad? :roll:

[Rach]

i was laughing at you calling him a knob... not what he said :wink:

[Alex]

http://www.coloradohouse.net/images/dunce.jpg

[Dpnova]

Ground yourself if you like, and rach that cool :D

[Ryan3k1]

:cry: I sit in the corner then :evil:

[Alex]

lol they are being mean to you Ryan, just ignore them, and steal Turks kebabs

[Dpnova]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/6271/slammer.jpg

Watch out typeing locked up in google images with safe search off LOL what people would get out of that i dont know :lol:

[Dpnova]

lol they are being mean to you Ryan, just ignore them, and steal Turks kebabs

Come and try and steal my kebabs and i will set my minions on you :twisted:

[Ryan3k1]

Stavros u sure that wasn't u there from your 'Rope licking' stunts again? :lol:

[Dpnova]

rope licking ?? :?

[Ryan3k1]

lol he might catch on in abit I love turks think I'll rob his kebab while he's thinkin bout it :lol:

[Dpnova]

HAve a nice big carving knife and then your be tonights mixed kebab :lol:

[Ryan3k1]

haha bet you feel at home with skewers :lol:

[Saint12]

:lol: