Chav dating

[Philsutton]

wow check out this really good site,

http://chav-dating.diydating.com

a great way to meet some chavs lol

[burgo]

thanks so much phil!!! theres some really useful information there especially the chat up lines

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but much more down under

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!


quality lol

[Philsutton]

lmao im glad i have helped you out there, with those kind of chat up lines your going to be a very lonely person.

[burgo]

with those kind of chat up lines your going to be a very lonely person.
what why?? there the best ive ever heard :o












i am actually joking

[~~joycey~~]

epo will be pleased :lol:

[dan_mk1]

epo will be pleased :lol:

Ha bloody Ha, never heard that one before... :roll:

[Dpnova]

LMFAO....dans just upset as every chav turns him down

[Philsutton]

LMFAO....dans just upset as every chav turns him down
i think dans needs to get back in a nova then he'd be swarmed by chavs lol instead of the gays in his clio :lol:

[dan_mk1]

The clio attracts more chavs than the nova :?
Maybe the wheels remind them of their girlfriends earings?! lol

[Philsutton]

i would have thought you could escape them in it

[dan_mk1]

I am no match for their beastly 1.3 SR's, with kingdom kits and sunstrips :cry:

[Philsutton]

well i know chavs like to steal shopping trolleys and push each other round asda carpark in them so maybe thats why they are attracted to yours lol

[dan_mk1]

Hmmm, dont quite understand that comment.....

http://www.open2.net/choices/food/graphics/trolley.gif

http://www.novaload.net/images/car_images/1995big2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/dan_mk1nova/Clio/Valver_-_30th_June_004.jpg

Sorry, which one is a shopping trolley?

[Philsutton]

lmfao maybe you got me on that one, but whats that you want a race? :lol:

[dan_mk1]

All in good time Mr J sainsburys!

[Dpnova]

LMFAO

Love the chat dan.

[Saint12]

:lol:

[scott.parker]

Right out of curiosity i regesterd,and there is load of normal(even very old) women on that chav datting site,only found about 5 nice young looking gals,so i carnt see where your getting all thes(so called) easy lays from,most are rank and fcuknig old...there was only two on there i would get out of bed for,but there like a few 100 miles away :lol:
So if you have been seeing thes birds then your fule bill's fcuking high,so for the price of petro; it would be easyer to find a hore!! :lol:

Thats to the saint644

scott

[Saint12]

you couldn't have looked hard enough

[Philsutton]

either that or you have very low standards and i would go with the latter of the two

[Saint12]

you have the worst car I've seen on this site and I have no taste !

[rachaelrebekah]

you have the worst car I've seen on this site and I have no taste !

arent we gettin a little touchy!!!
personally i wudnt get out of bed for any of em. lol

[Philsutton]

was that aimed at me?

[hendrix]

i think so phil, i dunno how u can say phil has the worst car. I DO :lol:
its obv that this guy is chattin complete bollox. Mate do u even have a nova??? I bet it isnt half as good as phils

[Philsutton]

all i can say is carry on nailing those wickedly fine chav girlies an hopefully in the near future you'll die of some disgusting disease

[hendrix]

lol and probably have 10 kids, with names like blaze and bailey lol (no offence to any one with kids of them names) :lol:

[Rach]

how can you say that about phil's car...?

i love it...!

obviously someone with no standards when it comes to cars as well as women... lol :wink:

[hendrix]

chav women. ewwwwwwwwww
got gobs on em like the channel tunnel
and
had more pricks than a second hand dartboard....usually :lol:

[Philsutton]

bet this is you sort of hottie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/philsutton/untitled.bmp

lmao

[hendrix]

mmmm tasty :twisted: :o

[Nick]

i'd get in that lift with her anyday :-)

tasty

[Philsutton]

i'd be careful though as she has a big walking stick, you might exit the lift with a more than sore anus

[Nick]

all sounds good to me :-)

[hendrix]

all sounds good to me :-)
:o :o :o

[jkhilton]

I'd say that saint bloke is probably running the site or something, the other chav dating post where he mentioned the cost etc is like an advert!!

Either way, the only people who would actually take the site seriously and go looking for a date with them are either desperate or a chav themselves! lol

[Chris]

just makes me wonder how the thread creator found this site. Although I haven't actually been on it. I am fed up with the chav posts now. Find something new people

[hendrix]

agreed chris

[Saint12]

Found the dating site by chance.....

No it's not my site or am I anything to do with it - wouldn't mind the revenue mind

and yes I have a Nova....... In fact I have two at the moment and have owned around 20 over the last 6 years. I run a business in USA importing moded Novas, so if i was going to advertise it would be for my own company.

Good talking to you guys though.

[scott.parker]

Found the dating site by chance.....

No it's not my site or am I anything to do with it - wouldn't mind the revenue mind

and yes I have a Nova....... In fact I have two at the moment and have owned around 20 over the last 6 years. ****** I run a business in USA importing moded Novas******, so if i was going to advertise it would be for my own company.

Good talking to you guys though.

oh dear more bullshat.. :lol:

[Saint12]

oh dear, you really are just kids playing with cars aren't you !!!

[scott.parker]

oh dear, you really are just kids playing with cars aren't you !!!

oh yes..i am!
and your just so not what you say you are,if you wer you wouldnt need to go shaggin smelly chavs and old birds :lol:

[Saint12]

Ok, shall we try your last comment in English ? Un-educated is such a tricky language to understand written down.

You did do some form of English at school did you ?

[scott.parker]

Ok, shall we try your last comment in English ? Un-educated is such a tricky language to understand written down.

You did do some form of English at school did you ?

Nope none!
im just a spotty little chav with a nova carnt you tell...

[burgo]

lol never spotted this post till now. so i guess the score is this saint loves him self and we are ripping him ???

[Saint12]

We share the same passion.....but are a million miles away in the brain cell department.

No hard feelings though mate......just a bit of fun banter.

[burgo]

one easy way to prove your genuine, whats your company called ??

[scott.parker]

We share the same passion.....but are a million miles away in the brain cell department.

No hard feelings though mate......just a bit of fun banter.

For a person of such"high" education,and a superior grasp of the english language you use a very strang form of it in some of your posts..
So please dont continue to try and pretend to be "someoone" or something you are not..
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Posted: (18,11,2004,10.40.pm) Post subject:

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twisted maybe - but for ?9.95....Ive had a 9 gagging females mailing me, taken 1 up the a*** and got another one lined up for Saturday.......PRICELESS

CHAV DATING - TWISTED but PRICELESS

I'll write to the site and suggest it as catchphrase !

[Saint12]

wow check out this really good site,

http://chav-dating.diydating.com

a great way to meet some chavs lol




did you have any luck on the site?

[jimbob-mcgrew]

ive seen em on tv... female chav's are a bloody handful !

[millworm]

http://cdn.head-fi.org/5/5b/5bbf4f38_resurrection.jpg

[Iain]

Who needs new threads when the ones from 2004 are still usable

[Alex J]

bloody hell i couldnt remember posting in certain threads from yesterday let alone 9 years lol

[Graeme]

Second account me thinks

[Yorkie]

I know how to catch female chavs!!!!!!...... box a big one... tied up with a rope.... pulled up over a tree branch.... ready to drop and catch!!! All you need is bait I recommend Lambrini... chavs can usually be found at unsocial hours of the night in either a park or church graveyard .

If however you would prefer a more mature chav with low maintenance then I suggest visiting your local lidle or aldi with a big net :)

[Benn]

ive seen em on tv... female chav's are a bloody handful !

Some are a bit ruff, but there's a girl 15-17 i see every day on my way thru town to work.
All ways is a amazingly tight tracksuit that in summer is low enough you can see her thong/french knickers, big big gold hoops and rings and that.. Talks like a mega chav everything.
Yet shes is unbelievable beautiful, fantastic body, fantastic boobs and bum...

I would do disgusting things too her. I'd tongue every hole shes got.

[Iain]

FFS Benn too much lol

[maddogdaz666]

Would you tongue punch her fart box Benn

[Benn]

Gotta try most things i guess... haha lol lol

Things i'd do would make the karma sutra say "oh that's just to much, dirty bas*ard "

[scott.parker]

Lol i guess i spent a lot of time on here in 2004, and we were always having good banter, but from my old post i can tell i was actually being serious lol

[tommy8252]

All you need is bait I recommend Lambrini... chavs can usually be found at unsocial hours of the night in either a park or church graveyard .


No that's an urban fox lol

[Tanya.]

i am actually joking


Liar, 10 years on almost and you still laughed lol

[Saint12]

There are some well fit ones though....

http://chav-dating.diydating.com/showprofilelo.php?id=9331258 (http://chav-dating.diydating.com/showprofilelo.php?id=9331258)
http://chav-dating.diydating.com/showprofilelo.php?id=9302797

personally prefer:

http://www.worldofdogging.com/showprofilelo.php?id=8588377 :d
http://www.worldofdogging.com/showprofilelo.php?id=8245946 ;)
http://www.worldofdogging.com/showprofilelo.php?id=8588618 :thumb:

[SuperNovaTyler]

this was definitely an interesting read, and still going 10 years on,

good lads for holding a grudge ahaha

best comment ive ever seen:

Originally posted by Benn
Talks like a mega chav everything.
Yet shes is unbelievable beautiful, fantastic body, fantastic boobs and bum...

I would do disgusting things too her. I'd tongue every hole shes got.

[novalew]

Saint how can you only have 14 posts in 10 years and there all here lol

[pie]

things i'd do them that i wouldn't do to a farm animal......

[mowgli]

what, like cook it & serve it for dinner?

[pie]

lol lol

[Benn]

http://www.worldofdogging.com/showprofilelo.php?id=8588618 :thumb:

That photo is taken off Google. Seen it lots of times, in fact i think i have a set of 5 from dumpster sluts.






best comment ive ever seen:

Originally posted by Benn
Talks like a mega chav everything.
Yet shes is unbelievable beautiful, fantastic body, fantastic boobs and bum...

I would do disgusting things too her. I'd tongue every hole shes got.

Anytime.

[mowgli]

aren't most of these some sort of scam anyway???

[Benn]

I'd have thought so. It's like us all saying we own Novas. None of us do, we just steal photos from Google images.