Joke for blokes about women(so no moaning ok girls..lol)

[scott.parker]

Women eh! they have boob jobs,

get botox,get them slefs pierced ears,

nipples,belly botons,and evern there clits!

eyebrows plucked,bikini line waxed & there legs waxed!.....









And they say they wont take it in the arsse because it HURTS!!!..

:D

scott

[Riggy]

:lol: lol

[J4MES]

haha nice, funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

[burgo]

lol very good

[GT-Dub]

A true fact of life...

Next time, try asking her to wax her legs while trying? Maybe the pain will counteract the arse shafting????

worth a Shot mybe?

[epo]

pmsl nice 1 :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dpnova]

LMFAO nice

[Philsutton]

lol quite true

[Rach]

hmmm... :?

do lasses actually say that?

[Alex]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~adammcf/funny/elton.jpg

[scott.parker]

hmmm... :?

do lasses actually say that?

LOL,im not sure it is only a joke,but im not going to say what i was going to say...lol














ah what the hell....Bend over and we will see :lol:

scott

[General Baxter]

my wonderfull MSN convo :lol: ITS TRUE

:) says:
lol yer takin it in the ass does hurt lol
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
:o
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
does it now
:) says:
yes!
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
:o
:) says:
lol shut up
:) says:
its horrid
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
why?
:) says:
just lol it does hurt
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
so
:) says:
u try takin it up the ass
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
erm. no
:) says:
u men r the 1s with the g-spots up their we aint!
Baxter

[scott.parker]

my wonderfull MSN convo :lol: ITS TRUE

:) says:
lol yer takin it in the ass does hurt lol
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
:o
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
does it now
:) says:
yes!
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
:o
:) says:
lol shut up
:) says:
its horrid
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
why?
:) says:
just lol it does hurt
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
so
:) says:
u try takin it up the ass
Baxter has a big.............................. says:
erm. no
:) says:
u men r the 1s with the g-spots up their we aint!
Baxter

LOl you been talking to your self again? as the person has no name...adn i bet you thumb smells of poo.. :lol:



sp

[Rach]

ah what the hell....Bend over and we will see :lol:

scott

oh scott... i thought you'd never ask... :D :wink:

[scott.parker]

ah what the hell....Bend over and we will see :lol:

scott

oh scott... i thought you'd never ask... :D :wink:

LOL i didnt i was tell you! :twisted: :P

:lol: :lol:
Sp

[General Baxter]

LOl you been talking to your self again? as the person has no name...adn i bet you thumb smells of poo.. :lol:



no would you like her addy ;)

[scott.parker]

lol now this is a post on do girls really like it..
(one in the goo..two in the poo) :lol:

It's like marmite you either love it or you hate it.. :D

scott

[scott.parker]

LOl you been talking to your self again? as the person has no name...adn i bet you thumb smells of poo.. :lol:



no would you like her addy ;)

Humm why is BIG? lol.....no offence ment anyone..

scott

[Rach]

ah what the hell....Bend over and we will see :lol:

scott

oh scott... i thought you'd never ask... :D :wink:

LOL i didnt i was tell you! :twisted: :P

:lol: :lol:
Sp

oooh... how dominating... i like it... :wink: :P

[DrivingSpanner]

kinky!!!

[?Marty?]

I prefer to use the front bottom. All the pleasure is generated in there, why rummage around in the poo pipe, unless you're too small to feel it in the pussy.

[Nova~Lolly]

LMAO at this post guys :lol:
boys will be boys eh !

[scott.parker]

I prefer to use the front bottom. All the pleasure is generated in there, why rummage around in the poo pipe, unless you're too small to feel it in the pussy.

LOL
cus as they say mate every hole is a goal,and when the river runs red take the dirt track insted :lol:

No im not a well hug long boy but im wide enough to fill most women..well all the women i have slept with ahve never moand,but only with pleasuer..

scott

[Dpnova]

LMFAO @ Scott...getting a bit personal aint ya matey boy.

[scott.parker]

LMFAO @ Scott...getting a bit personal aint ya matey boy.

Might let you find out one day :wink:



lmao :lol:

Not...

scott

[Dpnova]

thats a bit of info i dont ever want to know anymore about

but thanks :o

[DrivingSpanner]

G spot in the arse fact... not that i ever wanna find mine :oops: