Newbie: Hello Boys! :oP

[naughtyGirl]

Hi everyone! I've been reading these forums for a while now and just decided to join.

I don't drive yet, but i really like Novas. I think some of the one's here are really cool! Especially the blue and purple ones! :D

Oh, my name is Louise.

[Jules]

Well if you like blue and purple ones you can expect to be hassled by a user called Broody (Neil) - he drives a purpley / blue Nova with blue wheels - I expect your inbox to be full courtesy of him soon.
:wink:
:lol:

[Nick]

afternoon

i have a burgandy nova, so you wont like me at all.

expect another 10 page post coming up !

[NOVA_GTEUK]

I have a silver nova that good enough ? :lol:

Welcome to novaload :wink:

Fell free to pm me anytime 8)

[Col_Mk1]

hi my novas going get painted blue/purple soon :lol: :wink: how u doin :lol:

[J4MES]

hi and welcome, gutted sold my blue nova!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Riggy]

welcome to nl :D

[?Marty?]

My Nova is blue. I will woo you.

Tho i HATE newbie posts. lol

[smithy87]

Welcome 8)

Mine's blue, helios blue.......

[scott.parker]

Hi and welcome to NL,my nova is a silkviolet one,so it's none of the ones your into,lol

PS:thought i may as well be first to ask as i never do(lets see some pics of you please)normaly neil(broody) would ask for such things :D

scott

[Stoo]

Hi im stu, 20 and i drive a wide arched 2.0 16v turbo metalflaked Nova!!

[dan-hipgrave]

welcome to the site mate.

My Nova is blue :wink:

[nova ian]

hello and welcome to novaload :D

[?Marty?]

(lets see some pics of you please)

If you click on that http://www.novaload.net/forums/templates/subSilver/images/lang_english/icon_www.gif button it takes you to a faceparty website. Tho it kinda sucks as the images are 'being verified'. Wisewood must be working there too!? lol

Apparently there is
additional content on their profile which has been deemed unsuitable for minors! :D She could well be a dirty one. lmao

[jkhilton]

Welcome to Novaload, my car isn't blue or purple and it isn't even a nova!! :lol:

[-Bruce-]

hello and welcome to Nl

as said watch out for broody haha!! and sean

pics would be nice i have to say!!

bruce

[naughtyGirl]

lol I put some pics on faceparty, but they haven't been verified yet. I wouldn't know how to put pics on here anyway, where do i upload them?

And there is no 'content unsuitable for minors' on there, i just put that i am single and horny when i registered he he :wink: :D :lol:

[srs1]

hello and welcome to the mad house.

broos you cheeky git.

[Mike]

well, im fcuked. my nova's red! :cry:

[burgo]

feck ive got five cars and the only one close to blue is my civic but thats half black lol, if you liked red cars id be in ive got 4 :P

welcome any ways have fun

p.s. you wont have to worry about neil (broody) as your to old for him lol

[srs1]

p.s. you wont have to worry about neil (broody) as your to old for him lol


lmao.

:lol:

[sh0rty]

Welcome

As you will see I am the liccle miss naughty around here :lol: 8) :lol: <----name

[broody]

Thanks guys for such a good discription about me.

Yes my name is Neil, im 21 and single, i like birds, flowers and bums.

I have a blue/purple pearlesant nova, with blue wheels...
http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/shoot/shoot.JPG

Im from sheffield.

Drop me a line :wink:

P.S
I'm not as bad as they say, im just the village idiot to them.
Make ya own mind up.

[Barn]

Dunno how old this post is but hi anyway...

I drive a lazer blue Nova :P :wink:

[Stuart]

welcome along

just to join the crowd, ive got a dark blue boat with leather interior ;) hop on

[Chris]

Hi, Welcome to NL

Chris

[Nick]

My gear knob is blue

[Chris]

My eyes are blue.......







Oh and my car is blue

[scott.parker]

My eyes are blue.......







Oh and my car is blue

wakey wakey,you been on the pop at lunch? :lol:

scott

[Ste L]

My eyes are blue.......

Oh and my car is blue

my eyes are blue











but me car is white :?

[parrington21]

hello, mines half blue..... looked at your pics on faceparty, yummy :)

[elsey197]

http://www.faceparty.com/public/961/images/kinkybrook_9013262.jpg
http://www.faceparty.com/public/961/images/kinkybrook_9013268.jpg


Hi welcome to novaload :D

ps. i thought id put your pics up for people to see :lol:

[scott.parker]

Hey what bout this one?
http://www.faceparty.com/public/961/thumbs/kinkybrook_9013265.jpg
Nice handfull you and your friend have there, :lol:
sorry just had to..

scott

[Philsutton]

:lol:

[Dai-o]

Lousie, are you single ??
Only joking, welcome to Novaload

Dai-o

[naughtyGirl]

You're all well cheeky! :wink: :P

Thanks for posting the pics, i'm all embarassed now lol The last one is me and my friend Hayley.
I'm the one on the left BTW.

That blue car is amazing, i love it!! How cum you're single babe? :wink: lol :P

[peester]

hi there. how come ur naughty then?

[Jim]

isnt this the same post that got moved to muppet?

Jim

[burgo]

it does look rather familier jim

[Adam]

Hey what bout this one?
http://www.faceparty.com/public/961/thumbs/kinkybrook_9013265.jpg
Nice handfull you and your friend have there, :lol:
sorry just had to..

scott
:+: :lol:

[Nick]

nope this is a very similar but different post.

Still should be in Muppet tho

but she's fit so who cares !

[scott.parker]

im sorry i must stop my self from doing sutch silly things,or els everyone will think im getting like neil :roll:

but come on,shes nice... :P

scott

[Philsutton]

we need a larger version of this pic
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/philsutton/kinkybrook_9013265.jpg

[?Marty?]

Yes i would have her. To wash the dishes and feed my cat. lmao

Which one did you say you were? I like the one on the right, she is nice. lol

http://www.faceparty.com/public/961/images/kinkybrook_9013265.jpg

I hate newbies. Write something useful! lol And Neil is not a 'babe'. lol

[Philsutton]

much better view now :lol:

[Mel]

Hello, welcome to the site.

[scott.parker]

Hello, welcome to the site.

:lol: mel once again not impressed with the childish men on this site!

oh come on mel we still love you.. :D

scott

[Mel]

Hello, welcome to the site.

:lol: mel once again not impressed with the childish men on this site!

oh come on mel we still love you.. :D

scott

I was going to write a VERY lenghty reply to you dibbling pervs, but decided against it, as it would be ignored.

I am not suprised by it anymore, as its the same as soon as a new female comes on. Literally like flies to dog s**t. Men are men, and will never change. Its just a shame..

But i love you all as well, even if i don't like the way you act/talk sometimes.

[clawsk]

A fit bird who likes Novas???

That sounds way to good to be true!

Red Novas are the best by the way :lol:

[Mel]

Charming.

Why is it only me that thinks thats out of order. I love the Nova, end of. I dont care if im "fit" or not to blokes in modded cars, because thats not what im or other females are there for. I'm driving my modded nova about because i like CARS, so why do blokes think any different? Why should females (especially those of us that actually LIKE cars) be brandished with a "sexy" or "ugly" stick just because we are female??

i dont go around looking for fit blokes that drive Nova's, as I'm human and believe everyone should be treated equally, regardless of age,sex,size, etc.

I stand by my earlier reply. Like flies to s**t :roll:

[clawsk]

What?

Think you need to get out more love :lol:

[Barn]

**edit

[Barn]

Mel...chill out. :roll:

Naughtygirl...

after seeing your pics...hello again,lol

welcome to the site :P

are you single? :D :wink:

[Mel]

:roll: ----^ exactly what I was talking about.

[karl Rowntree]

Makes me laugh how many posts these threads get, i would be loving the attention if i was her. Only 8 posts from her and shes got a web site of car owners intrested in her!

Wonder if shes done the same on the saxo owners forum to name but one:lol: :lol:

Anyway, welcome and enjoy your stay

[Nova~Lolly]

hello louise im chelle, and welcome to novaload :lol: just ignore the lads lol as mel said they do it to every female who joins and when a lad joins he gets like 3 posts n thats it.bless.
so u only like blue novas?lol ul love chris's valver then its well nice.
u planning on driving a nova anytime soon?i just passed me test and drive a 1.4sr which is currently in the hands of chris16v having a new gearbox fitted and 60mm lowered :P cheers again chris mate
anyways enough of me babbling now lol.
enjoy the site!!

[Col_Mk1]

nice pics when uposting the x rated 1s :lol: :wink:

[CP]

:lol:
Dont you girlies worry -its all talk from the lads on here. Why do you think they are on here in the first place? The men on the site are ok aren't I, i mean we, Mel? :lol:

BTW this reply was intended as a joke and no remblance with anyone living or dead is implied or intended. All characters contained within this post are fictional. Home taping is killing music!

[Mel]

lol..CP it wasnt intended on all the blokes on here, as you arent ALL like that..

[-Bruce-]

lol

im scared what mel will say to me if i say what im thinking after seeing the pics of her lol. :oops:

so hello Naughtygirl and enjoy your stay.

bruce

[ade]

lol - this post is mental (as usual).

Hi - welcome to the site.

If (when) you get yer car, you'll want a model to go with it!

...a model of the car not of one of the "flies" that are buzzing around this post!

:lol:

Ade
:wink:

[dan_mk1]

Green eyed monster mel?!

and hello, i would, lol

[srs1]

i'll say it.

you'd get it love

:D

mel loves the attention i give her too.

she has a nice p***y you know

[-Bruce-]

i'll say it.

you'd get it love

:D

mel loves the attention i give her too.

she has a nice p***y you know

well said sean! i whole heartedly agree
:lol:
bruce

[Mel]

i'll say it.

you'd get it love

:D

mel loves the attention i give her too.

she has a nice p***y you know

well said sean! i whole heartedly agree
:lol:
bruce

You bloody would agree Bruce.
Sean, thanks. But, i have to say..you give your attention to your bum lovers not me :wink: (which btw, includes Bruce..lol)

I'm not a green eyed monster either btw Dan, I just have strong views.

[srs1]

to give all my love to you all.

if i didn't, there might be a riot of some form.

sorry if you are missing out on some.
i'll make it up to you.

:D

[-Bruce-]

i do see this post getting moved to muppet or getting locked tomorow morning im sure!

he is not a unlimited supplyer of love lol

but if you want some real love mel you just have to ask! :lol:

bruce

[Jules]

Hello, welcome to the site.

:lol: mel once again not impressed with the childish men on this site!

oh come on mel we still love you.. :D

scott

I was going to write a VERY lenghty reply to you dibbling pervs, but decided against it, as it would be ignored.

I am not suprised by it anymore, as its the same as soon as a new female comes on. Literally like flies to dog s**t. Men are men, and will never change. Its just a shame..

But i love you all as well, even if i don't like the way you act/talk sometimes.

Don't tar us all with the same brush!!
:o

[no1girlracer]

Hey thats a bit sexist isnt it only saying hello to the boys, there are quite a few ladies into cars these days, i've got 4 of the things.

[Breenyenna]

^^^^^^ she means she has 4 blokes not cars!

[no1girlracer]

^^^^^^ she means she has 4 blokes not cars!

Lmao them as well, you just jealous, i'll loan you one if you want !! :D

[Rach]

Hi, welcome to the site...

as said before, a lot of the guys are like this to girls when they first join (especially when pictures are added...lol)

don't worry jules, we're not saying it's all the guys... just most :wink: :D

[Alex]

I hope I don't count as "most" then either Rach?

p.s. welcome to the site naughtygirl :D

[Rach]

no, you're a sweetie alex...

even if you did tell me that you've been trying to stalk me for 6 months... lol
:D

[Alex]

w00t! :P

[Dave]

Only 6mths that's one of alex's recently started ones then :lol:

oh
an hello welcome to novaload i like blue an purple crayons :D

[Fester]

More pics!

[scott.parker]

Hey mel chill you know i did put im not normaly like it,you would get that type of thing out of neil(broody)..
Any way im only messing,as i said mel there is loads of us that love you on nl,sounds like some in diferent ways (bruice) :D

scott

[Mel]

Jules, i did say it wasnt intended for all blokes:


lol..CP it wasnt intended on all the blokes on here, as you arent ALL like that..

Some of you are nice blokes, but some annoy me with the type of welcome posts with every female..

[Nick]

lol. i can see your point, it is very sad !

makes me wonder if some people EVER log off novaload.net !?

[karl Rowntree]

:lol: over 1000 views and six pages, i think you lot have scared her off! Really does make me laugh, think you should get out more :lol:

[Nick]

lol 1000 views !

i don't think that All my posts collectivly have had 1000 views.

[?Marty?]

I hate newbie posts as it is, but more so when it's blatant attention seeking like this one. Bet she's done it on every car forum there is!

PS Alex you crazy stalker!! lmao at Stalking Rach.

[Jules]

Jules, i did say it wasnt intended for all blokes:


lol..CP it wasnt intended on all the blokes on here, as you arent ALL like that..

Some of you are nice blokes, but some annoy me with the type of welcome posts with every female..

Yeah I know Mel, my mistake - I saw your post and hit the quote button without reading the rest of the thread!!
:oops:










































































P.S I'm an idiot!
:lol:

[novaadam]

i might be late and off topic but dont no mel so id say that birdz worth a go and she lives neir me BUT my car is so shit sorry love and sorry mel but it had to be said love she wouldnt have put pics up if she didnt want the attention :wink: :P

[Sk8rDude]

wow, this has gotta b the most post ive seen in 1 thread in 2 days.

bit late but hey and welcome :wink:

[wisewood]

It's been a long time since i've posted a reply on a thread like this - mostly because i have no desire to woo the new female members anymore :lol:

But since this little lady seems to be so popular, i thought i'd pop in to say that should you have any unwanted hassle from any of this rabble, send me a PM and let me know who the offender(s) are and it will be dealt with... even if the offender happens to be cambridge :lol:

[Stuart]

lmao @ ^^ that coming from the NL bike!

[Chris]

i might be late and off topic but dont no mel so id say that birdz worth a go and she lives neir me :P

Lives closer to me :lol:

[?Marty?]

worth a go It's almost as likely to get you anywhere as
you may not be the best looking girl here, but at least i'm talking to you

You're all charmers. Really. :roll:

PS Alex is probably closest. I bet he's in the bushes with his binocularse (lol) right now.

[Chris]

PS Alex is probably closest. I bet he's in the bushes with his binocularse (lol) right now.

He wasnt Marty, well, I never saw him :oops:

[Rach]

lmao

:D

[Alex]

*correction - night vision binoculars

[Rach]

night vision... what every perve needs

[Chris]

night vision... what every perve needs

not when you leave your light on and curtains open Rach :wink:

[wisewood]

lmao @ ^^ that coming from the NL bike!

I will admit to having been a bit of a Bicycle? in the past, but I am now a fully reformed character, and in fact am intending to get Married™ next year... so there... nerr nerr :lol:



*Marriage subject to terms and conditions.

[sh0rty]

lmfao i keep reading these mad wisewood posts and forget he was actually in my house a few weeks back. "Wisewood" is like a fictional character lmfao

[wisewood]

wisewood is a fictional character, you should have words with Kev about it... he created a script to post on the site to keep conversations flowing... he called it Project Wisewood... named wisewod because wisewood is an area of sheffield which is renound throughout the land for being fill of people who talk shite :lol:

The project was an incredible success until one day it began to actually think for itself and create new posts, ignoring it's programming... Kev has since been searching for a way to stop project wisewood, but the account has since been locked out by some code modification and now Kev is stuck having to watch "wisewood" go crazy.

To help convince others that wisewood was a real person, a young man named Andy was employed to pretend to be "wisewood" and so far almost everyone has been convinced... even Kev's wife to be has been fooled by the cheeky grin of Andy.



Sorry, i work in an office on my own 12 hours a day - and this is my third day off work, being in the house on my own. My imagination is going a bit tits-up.

[Riggy]

lol wisey :D

[sammychick]

Anyone remember me? I went through all this too ages ago

[sh0rty]

lmfao andy

and no don't remember sammychick

[Rach]

night vision... what every perve needs

not when you leave your light on and curtains open Rach :wink:

i only do that for you chris... :D

[Dpnova]

LMFAO @ this post. Mel getting all political. And everyone else chatting her up :lol: hi welcome to the site 8)