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Nick
12-10-04, 09:25 PM
Right here goes, taken a good few years compling this list of masterpeices.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head !? ---------Dug

What do you call a man without a spade in his head!? ---------Dugless

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head!? ---------Cliff

What do you call a man with a Nova (hehehe or Car) on his head!? ---Jack

(^^^^^ customised novaload joke that one)

What do you call a man with Paper underpants!? ----------russel

What do you call a man with No arms and no legs in a swimming pool !?--BOB

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs!? ------ Cash & Carry

bet ure laughing.
epo
12-10-04, 09:35 PM
lol heard most of them before
Nick
12-10-04, 09:37 PM
no way, i made them up
Alpine99
12-10-04, 09:39 PM
lol heard most of them before

ditto

and im not laughing :?
mad-driver
12-11-04, 04:14 PM
no way, i made them up

i think thats the funniest bit in this thread
Dpnova
12-11-04, 04:33 PM
Chinese Chicken
burgo
12-11-04, 07:07 PM
crap the first time i heard em and crap now
DrivingSpanner
12-11-04, 07:21 PM
Chinese Chicken
finger lickin'
your brain stops tickin'
scott.parker
12-11-04, 07:55 PM
Why is a womens bum and fanny so close together?












so you can use two fingers to pick them up and carry them..
scott.parker
12-11-04, 07:57 PM
Chinese Chicken
finger lickin'
your brain stops tickin'
adloimason
watching x files with no lights on
like harrison ford im getting frantic..
burgo
12-11-04, 08:00 PM
:o i think ive missed something!! either that or your just posting random shit that has nothing to do with any of the other posts
scott.parker
12-11-04, 08:01 PM
:o i think ive missed something!! either that or your just posting random s**t that has nothing to do with any of the other posts

Yep you just dont get it..all i will say is think of a song..

scott