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broody
07-10-04, 01:14 AM
its in the for sale section of this site and it reads//


Nova 1.2 mk1 for sale

Glacier white. new Rage back box. new Piper-x air filter, GTE bumpers. Alloys, G-Max Springs -40 all round. Some TAX&MOT

Very fast 70mph in 2nd!!!!

?850 ono

More Info Email

t******@gmail.com
or
*** ***** Ask For ***

The bit i find the best is...

Very fast 70mph in 2nd!!!!

Sure this will be a knackered engine!
srs1
07-10-04, 10:10 AM
are you sure it doesn't do 100mph in reverse on one wheel with a giraafe hanging out of the window?
Dpnova
07-10-04, 10:12 AM
Id say no :lol:
Chris
07-10-04, 10:13 AM
are you sure it doesn't do 100mph in reverse on one wheel with a giraafe hanging out of the window?

Is that on one wheel with a monkey knitting on the back seat?
srs1
07-10-04, 10:15 AM
you seen it too then chris.

i think the other monkey (the driver) was changing a wheel at the same time too.
Chris
07-10-04, 10:19 AM
you seen it too then chris.

i think the other monkey (the driver) was changing a wheel at the same time too.

True, it could be changing the other 3 wheels though as they are travelling on 1 wheel
Dpnova
07-10-04, 10:21 AM
U pair of slags !!!!
srs1
07-10-04, 10:44 AM
plus, he could even do the exhaust system and under seal the car too.

its the future!
Stuart
07-10-04, 10:46 AM
didnt you post a "wanted" ad for a girfriend?!?! lmao
Dpnova
07-10-04, 10:54 AM
sounds right for neil but i thought he way gay !!!
broody
07-10-04, 02:53 PM
I'm not gay but you should be looking at the guy who put a post about himselfe saying 'i'm gay'.

Never posted a wanted gf post.
Alex
07-10-04, 03:11 PM
you did
broody
07-10-04, 03:13 PM
yeah, or maybe i didnt!
Stuart
07-10-04, 03:34 PM
maybe im comofortable being gay?!


anyway it was fester trying to come out but was drunk and confused lol
Dpnova
07-10-04, 03:42 PM
im glad people can be comftable when gay as some of the things that happen can cause a little discomfort :oops:
Fester
07-10-04, 03:42 PM
I'm invisible.
Jules
07-10-04, 04:13 PM
I'm invisible.

Who said that?
Dpnova
07-10-04, 04:16 PM
I'm invisible.

Who said that?

Fester did :roll: :lol:
Jules
07-10-04, 04:18 PM
I'm invisible.

Who said that?

Fester did :roll: :lol:

Did he? I never saw him, he must be invisible.....
:lol:
Alex
07-10-04, 04:24 PM
http://www.ipm.ucl.ac.be/jpm/inin/invisible.jpg
Fester playing tennis
Dpnova
07-10-04, 04:28 PM
http://members.lycos.co.uk/superjeroentje/invisible.jpg


Fester Smoking
epo
07-10-04, 06:47 PM
Very fast 70mph in 2nd!!!!

Sure this will be a knackered engine!

lol i'd buy it with claims like that :roll: :lol:
scott.parker
07-10-04, 08:31 PM
Ah im so glad nothing has change since i was away and that neil is loved just as much as always.. :lol:

scott
?Marty?
08-10-04, 07:43 PM
Fester, swap places with him and make him invisible.
novaadam
16-10-04, 03:52 PM
i remeber seeing that in the paper at laghting