Definition Of a chav

[Matt Nova]

Anyone care to explain a chav try doing it without using the words snide, burberry or addidas

[epo]

firstly mate its in the wrong forum :lol:

definition of a chav is easy and ill do it with one word...........

EPO :lol:

[Matt Nova]

firstly mate its in the wrong forum :lol:

definition of a chav is easy and ill do it with one word...........

EPO :lol:

You got a burberry hat yet? What forum should it be in?

[epo]

muppet
and yes i do ive got two a normal burberry one and a blue burberry one

[Paul]

Are they stolen Epo?

[Philsutton]

heres a few quotes of what a chav is;


Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ? feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.





Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.



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[epo]

Are they stolen Epo?

lol aye of course they are :lol:

[Matt Nova]

Some good definitions there lads :lol:

[NOVA_GTEUK]

chav, is a t watty person who loiters in a public place and smokes a lot, usually whilst wearing a baseball cap at a stupid angle; a person who thinks it's cool to walk around with an open mouth and a dribbly chin; a biatch who's skirt covers less than half of her arse and who usually wears white stilletos and big loopy earings; any gangster of either sex wearing a vacant expression, common to all towns but particularly prevalent in Swansea.

chavette chav'et, n alternative name for the biatch version of a chav.