poo

[wisewood]

Is it good or bad if your poo is a kinda yellow shade of brown?

[Mel]

erm.. bad



:?

[Philsutton]

i would have to say that when it gets into the green colour area then thats never a good thing

[General Baxter]

oh so its just not me after i have a big man dump, you have to turn around and have a look :lol:

could just be me tho :wink:

[Chris]

i would have to say that when it gets into the green colour area then thats never a good thing

Big drinking sessions!!

[broody]

We'll you've too problems Andy, number two is green poo and Number one is LOOKING at it!

[peester]

fookin spiders andy...
go to bed. ya shites will be ok in the morning. drink less beer. thatll help..
:o

[wisewood]

OK... a few points have turned up from this.

1. Nobody ever uses the poll feature when it's something important :lol:
2. 85% of you drink too much. I don't drink at all 99% of the time, and haven't had a drink for about 3 weeks... however I shall be drunk on Saturday I think.
3. The problem was most likely caused by a "Big Tasty Meal" from Maccy D on Thursday lunch time.
4. Most of you can't read - I said it was yellow(ish) ... not green! :roll:

[epo]

lol am just plzed you didnt take any pics of it like that lass did of her boyfriends

[wisewood]

roflmfao - i wouldnt take pics of it... that'd be terrible. Can't guarentee someone else wont take pics of it though... somewhere on it's travels.

[Philsutton]

would you still be able to identify it at a later date if someone had for some reason photographed it

[wisewood]

In a "usual suspects" style line up??

[Philsutton]

:lol: errrrm yeah something like that

[epo]

lol" thats my number two"
"its number two" :lol:

[Riggy]

:D lol

[wisewood]

:lol: One of the first things PhilG said to me when i saw him last night was about this post :lol:

[Phil_G]

:lol: :lol:

i nearly bouight you a personal bog roll as well so the rest of us werent stranded incase your digestive perculiarities manifested themselves again...



Phil :P

[dan_mk1]

Ive got food poisining at the mo, so my poo resembles chocolate water :lol:

[Stuart]

food poisoning is a great way to lose weight!!!


me and my house mate conteomplated it at uni so we coudl avoid the gym lmao

[wisewood]

It does work - i once undercooked chicken slightly on purpose and lost 4lbs, and got 3 days off work :lol: That was a long time ago though.

[epo]

epo diet is easier + you dont risk killing your self from undercooking food :lol:

[wisewood]

there is nothing easier than undercooking chicken. Pick up a chicken breast from the supermarket - then take off the cover and eat it :lol:

You'll lose weight quicker than you can say "shit!"

[epo]

still more risk of dying mind you just take out a good insurance policy before you do :lol:

[wisewood]

Death is the ultimate weight loss !!!

[epo]

Death is the ultimate weight and life loss !!!

:wink: :lol:

[wisewood]

:roll: Death is only the begining.

[epo]

begining of what?
the afterlife

[wisewood]

a true believer would know.

[Stuart]

pirates ;)



the beginning of the ultima party where you get to boff all the birds youve ever wanted to

[wisewood]

and your other half doesn't mind, and indeed lends a helping hand :lol:

[Al Wilson]

Sigh..... I've missed this site.

[wisewood]

Everyone always does.

[Dar]

Seen this post and thought of this site http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
We are in muppet corner after all!

[wisewood]

I found that ages ago... tis a good site!

[Dar]

Yea I got sent it a long while back. Thought it tied in nicley though.

Some peoples digestive system must be completly shot!

[Philsutton]

that site is just wrong :lol: i mean some of them must be like 3 foot long

[dan_mk1]

I should take a pic of mine and put it on, it just looks like chilli sauce :lol:

Been to docs today and ive gotta get a sample! lol, wtf?!

[wisewood]

lmfao. Poo samples are great - you produce liquid in several colours from your arse for three days until you finally get your doctors appointment, then they send you away with a platic pot and ask you to come back with a sample - and by then you aren't doing it anymore.