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broody
13-09-04, 11:51 PM
at work today i was on cleaning and had to clean the yorkshire oven door, which has two parts, the outa glass door and a second glass door which you remove....
http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/opps/1.jpg

Then i kinda slipped and...
http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/opps/2.jpg
http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/opps/3.jpg

Yes it hurt!
http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/opps/4.jpg
burgo
14-09-04, 02:08 AM
lol the bad luck continues mate
Stuart
14-09-04, 08:09 AM
lol


how will you ever "chef" while injured?

ah no problem you can just carve cooked meats and defrost pre made foods ;)
srs1
14-09-04, 09:37 AM
that was a bad attempt at suicide there neil.
Coddy
14-09-04, 12:20 PM
how comes you've managed to get a pictue of it before you trashed it? was it a planned thing?
burgo
14-09-04, 12:57 PM
coddy read it again u will see he ses theres an outer door and an inner door, its the inner door that is removable and this is the one he droped.
Paul
14-09-04, 03:19 PM
The funnyt thing is, being a chef myself, I can tell you that the oven is approximately worth at least ?1,500.

And parts are hard to get too. lol :lol:
Mike.
14-09-04, 04:36 PM
do'hh :lol:
wisewood
14-09-04, 04:57 PM
A bit limp wristed.

http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/opps/4.jpg
Alex
14-09-04, 04:59 PM
wont be able to finish off those pre cooked yorkshires now then. Just give them extra broccoli
Fester
14-09-04, 05:10 PM
What the fuck?
wisewood
14-09-04, 06:24 PM
wont be able to finish off those pre cooked yorkshires now then. Just give them extra broccoli

YOU CANNOT TRADE YORKSHIRE PUDDING FOR BROCCOLI!!!!!!!!
I'm a yorkshire puddin' missen. I know these things! :lol:

You southerners have some strange ways!
epo
14-09-04, 07:04 PM
?1500 pah
thats nothing in my last job i wrote off a an R reg escort by using him as a brake :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:

then blew ?3000 worth of aircon units up :oops: :lol:
oh well new job now so sod em
broody
15-09-04, 01:19 AM
well paul(lashed nova),

Oven costs ?8000
The glass bit i broke costs ?400 and call out charge for imediate fixing costs company ?150!!!!

Our Mr whippy ice cream machine costs ?18,000!

Quite an expencive accident really!
Paul
15-09-04, 01:30 AM
lmao. :lol:
-Bruce-
15-09-04, 10:18 AM
Our Mr whippy ice cream machine costs ?18,000!


haha :lol: thats allot for ice cream!!
epo
15-09-04, 05:45 PM
go to asda and buy it in a tub farm stores hell of alot cheaper and if you drop a tub of it who gives a fuck :lol:
wisewood
15-09-04, 07:54 PM
hmmmmm... "shall i buy a brand new Civic Type-R, or a mr whippey ice cream machine?"

:lol:
epo
15-09-04, 08:15 PM
hmmmmm... "shall i buy a brand new Civic Type-R, or a mr whippey ice cream machine?"

:lol:

neither there not nova's :lol: :lol: :lol:
wisewood
15-09-04, 08:23 PM
you could almost build Rick Drapers nova for the price of one of those ice cream machines! :lol:
epo
15-09-04, 08:28 PM
or daz's (pinky)
wisewood
15-09-04, 08:40 PM
I dont think 'pinky' cost that much. Engine certainly wasn't spectacular... but was pretty quick. Then again, the i.c.e he had in there must have cost a reasonable amount.
epo
15-09-04, 08:50 PM
am sure it cost 15k as he got 10k for it ste will know
?Marty?
19-09-04, 11:50 AM
I wonder if there's a clause saying that all breakages have to be paid for by employee in the contract? lol

All you need is a microwave and a meat slicer anyway. lol

Seriously tho, what kind of 'restaurant' needs a special ?8000 yorkshire pudding oven!? Does it employ monkeys, so everything is done in special ovens with timers? lol
dan_mk1
19-09-04, 11:52 AM
I wonder if there's a clause saying that all breakages have to be paid for by employee in the contract? lol

All you need is a microwave and a meat slicer anyway. lol

Seriously tho, what kind of 'restaurant' needs a special ?8000 yorkshire pudding oven!? Does it employ monkeys, so everything is done in special ovens with timers? lol

Do not be so STUPID marty! Neil is a chef!
?Marty?
19-09-04, 12:09 PM
Just because someone works with food, it does not make them a chef. I have been following his employment history closely, and know for a fact that he is not a qualified chef. Or even works as what i'd call 'a chef'.

It is the same misconception as the Yellow Pages listing McDonalds and Burger King under 'Restaurants'. Therefore they are also places that employ 'chefs'. lmao
Alex
19-09-04, 01:20 PM
I went to the zoo so therefore I am a Panda bear
broody
19-09-04, 01:24 PM
I have been following his employment history closely,


Ok now im worried! :o
Rach
19-09-04, 01:39 PM
and so you should be...
?Marty?
19-09-04, 05:45 PM
Ok, rather than ''i have been following his employment histroyclosely..'' it should have just read ''..i have been following Neil....''. :twisted: lol
broody
20-09-04, 03:15 AM
You single marty (ooooh errrr) :wink:
wisewood
20-09-04, 06:47 PM
He is a single body in space, however in his mind he is not a single person.
srs1
21-09-04, 09:36 AM
i would be very scared if i knew that marty is taking particular intrest in you.
Stuart
21-09-04, 10:26 AM
he wants to hug you, he wants to kiss you, he wants to ..... you ;)