Anonymous
18-10-01, 04:47 PM
Training courses are now available to women in the following subjects;
1 Silence the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
2 The undiscovered side of banking: making deposits.
3 Parties: going without new outfits.
4 Communication Skills I: Tears the final resort not the first.
5 Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking.
6 Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging.
7 Driving a car safely: A skill You CAN acquire.
8 Telephone Skills: How to hang up.
9 Introduction to Parking.
10 Advanced Parking: Backing into a space.
11 PMT: Your problem not his.
12 Dancing: Why men don't like to.
13 Classic Clothing: wearing outfits you already have.
14 Oil and Petrol: Your car needs both.
Also.....
Men - when browsing those Personal Ads watch out for the real meanings....
IF A WOMAN SAYS: SHE MEANS:
40ish ...... 49
Adventurous ...... Nymphomaniac
Artistic ...... Depressive
Athletic ...... Flat chest
Average Looking ...... Plain
Beautiful ...... Pathological liar
Bubbly ...... Never shuts up
Contagious smile ...... Bring your penicillin
Educated ...... Opinionated
Emotionally secure ...... On medication
Feisty ...... Offensive
Feminist ...... Fat, hairy ball buster
Free spirit ...... Drug user
Friendship First ...... Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun ...... Annoying
Good Listener ...... Borderline autistic
New-Age ...... All body hair - all the time
Old Fashioned ...... Lights out - missionary position all the time
Open Minded ...... Ugly and/or desperate
Outgoing ...... Loud gobshite
Passionate ...... Loud and manic
Professional ...... Real witch
Rubensesque ...... Grossly fat
Romantic ...... Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous ...... Probably the fattest pig you've ever seen
Wants soulmate ...... Borderline stalker
Young at Heart ...... Old
:) mmmmm same shit different Day :)
1 Silence the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
2 The undiscovered side of banking: making deposits.
3 Parties: going without new outfits.
4 Communication Skills I: Tears the final resort not the first.
5 Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking.
6 Communication Skills III: Getting what you want without nagging.
7 Driving a car safely: A skill You CAN acquire.
8 Telephone Skills: How to hang up.
9 Introduction to Parking.
10 Advanced Parking: Backing into a space.
11 PMT: Your problem not his.
12 Dancing: Why men don't like to.
13 Classic Clothing: wearing outfits you already have.
14 Oil and Petrol: Your car needs both.
Also.....
Men - when browsing those Personal Ads watch out for the real meanings....
IF A WOMAN SAYS: SHE MEANS:
40ish ...... 49
Adventurous ...... Nymphomaniac
Artistic ...... Depressive
Athletic ...... Flat chest
Average Looking ...... Plain
Beautiful ...... Pathological liar
Bubbly ...... Never shuts up
Contagious smile ...... Bring your penicillin
Educated ...... Opinionated
Emotionally secure ...... On medication
Feisty ...... Offensive
Feminist ...... Fat, hairy ball buster
Free spirit ...... Drug user
Friendship First ...... Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun ...... Annoying
Good Listener ...... Borderline autistic
New-Age ...... All body hair - all the time
Old Fashioned ...... Lights out - missionary position all the time
Open Minded ...... Ugly and/or desperate
Outgoing ...... Loud gobshite
Passionate ...... Loud and manic
Professional ...... Real witch
Rubensesque ...... Grossly fat
Romantic ...... Looks better by candlelight
Voluptuous ...... Probably the fattest pig you've ever seen
Wants soulmate ...... Borderline stalker
Young at Heart ...... Old
:) mmmmm same shit different Day :)