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?Marty?
11-09-04, 03:01 PM
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

-Bruce-
11-09-04, 05:35 PM
your such a good person marty, if only we were all like you!! the world would be a better place. :P

Al Wilson
11-09-04, 06:53 PM
I'm Al and I am addicted to porn.

Dave
11-09-04, 07:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/POLLARD/NOVALOAD/al.jpg
:D

srs1
11-09-04, 08:25 PM
that is really good thought you have there marty.


i will keep the chavs up north in a job. off to the offy for an appetieser and then the pub.

?Marty?
12-09-04, 02:14 PM
Dave, there are 4 people in your magic yellow circle. Who should i be looking at, and why?

srs1
12-09-04, 08:05 PM
i did wonder them same thing after 5 mins of stareing at the picture. nice tits in the pic mate
:lol:

epo
12-09-04, 08:36 PM
i didnt bother to look at the other people i was focused on one thing....

(the cars :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: )

wisewood
12-09-04, 08:53 PM
Marty - b*llocks to the brewery workers. I get my redundancy in 3 weeks time... after that the brewery and distribution trades can F8ck right off!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jules
12-09-04, 09:22 PM
I can't see any bloody picture!!

My Mum was right - I have gone blind!!
:o

Alex
13-09-04, 01:23 PM
I can't see any bloody picture!!

There is no picture, only a spoon

Dpnova
13-09-04, 01:25 PM
There is no spoon

wisewood
13-09-04, 07:51 PM
then what the hell should i use to eat this trifle?

epo
14-09-04, 08:01 PM
then what the hell should i use to eat this trifle?

fingers :lol:

wisewood
14-09-04, 08:08 PM
jelly, fruit, custard, cream and sponge - with fingers :lol: I'd be in a proper mess!

epo
14-09-04, 08:13 PM
jelly, fruit, custard, cream and sponge - with fingers :lol: I'd be in a proper mess!

lol my daughter manages it nothing a wet wipe cant clean up :lol:

wisewood
14-09-04, 08:24 PM
Wet-Wipes ... TOP INVENTION!!!!!!!!

Imagine what life was like for parents before wet-wipes came along! :o

:lol: :lol:

epo
14-09-04, 08:42 PM
wet bog paper or dish cloths probably :lol:

wisewood
14-09-04, 08:46 PM
**Images of epo dressed as a woman doing the wet bounty test**

epo
14-09-04, 08:48 PM
with me burrberry hat on lol

wisewood
14-09-04, 08:55 PM
We should stage some pics of that, would be dead funny.

Wish i had photoshop here now i would knock one up.

epo
14-09-04, 09:00 PM
feel free i recon it'd be well funny anyone who wants to have ago can :lol:

wisewood
14-09-04, 09:10 PM
I need a pic of your face - i'm doing a MS Paint effort lol.

epo
14-09-04, 09:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/epo_sri/sad_pics_001.jpg

any good :?:

ChronoCabal
14-09-04, 09:32 PM
Lol you need more of a beard mate - the bounty "ladies" have got more hair than a broom. :P

*SHUDDER*

LT

epo
14-09-04, 09:35 PM
lol just draw it on :lol: