Anonymous
15-10-01, 11:14 AM
last night, went into my local cruise hot spot (a high story car park)...a couple of cossies, BM dubs, turbo's etc etc up there...
showed the lads i knew my new car...making sure that i made it known that i knew it was only a 1.2, and i wasn't going to be racing round with a base ball cap and the stereo blasting out...lol
anyway, this DIESEL!!! hahaha 5 DOOR!!! haha uno comes into the car park...with a motorsport sunstrip on the front and a 'turbo systems' sticker on the back!!! lmfao! he also has a 'cosmic blow pipe' that was illuminous blue! hahaaha i laffed out loud...very loud, i couldn't control myself...
he pulled up next to everyone (little gimp who looked about 14 with his mate, both wearing baseball hats...) and said to me "what ya laffin at...this would shit on your nova dose.." (WTF? nova dose?!! hahaha!) anway...even though i have a 1.2, and it's not quick...i got in and droveto the nearest dual carriage way...raced him and absolutely wasted him...lmao...i was about 4 car lengths ahead of him..if not more...
anyway, he pulls up next to me at the next lights and said "i put it in the wrong gear, lets race again..." so i wasted him again...
we then go round a 1 way system with 2 lanes...at this point it is bucketing it down...loads of surface water on the road...so i floor it in second keeping the revs high...he tries to keep up, i slow down for this sharp bend andhe comes hurtling towards me car! i'm thining "Oh shit, i'm gonna write it off after driving it for 1 day...:O" so i swerve into the next lane to avoid him shunting my rear, then he goes straight into a row of railings! uno's are renowned for their shite build quality...the front end was a crumpled mess...it wasn't even goin that fast either!
i bet his legs are sore...
lesson learnt: dont buy an uno cos your legs will never forgive u if you crash...lol
i'm chuckling to myself now..it was so funny...a diesel 5 door uno with a motorsport sunstrip and 'turbo systems' in the rear window...lmfao :p
i went home after this happened...and my mate rang me up sayin that the lads mate had borrowed his brothers car (a 1.2 renault 5! standard...!) and gone into the car park...and started askin eveyone what engine i had in the nova..."it wasn't a 1.2...my mates "uno turbo" is rapid and it beat that..." lmao...uno turbo...muhahahaha
he was gonnacome and race me in his standard R5...to get me back for beating his mates "halfords" monster...lol
it was the best laff i've had in ages...there's sum nobs out there...lol
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showed the lads i knew my new car...making sure that i made it known that i knew it was only a 1.2, and i wasn't going to be racing round with a base ball cap and the stereo blasting out...lol
anyway, this DIESEL!!! hahaha 5 DOOR!!! haha uno comes into the car park...with a motorsport sunstrip on the front and a 'turbo systems' sticker on the back!!! lmfao! he also has a 'cosmic blow pipe' that was illuminous blue! hahaaha i laffed out loud...very loud, i couldn't control myself...
he pulled up next to everyone (little gimp who looked about 14 with his mate, both wearing baseball hats...) and said to me "what ya laffin at...this would shit on your nova dose.." (WTF? nova dose?!! hahaha!) anway...even though i have a 1.2, and it's not quick...i got in and droveto the nearest dual carriage way...raced him and absolutely wasted him...lmao...i was about 4 car lengths ahead of him..if not more...
anyway, he pulls up next to me at the next lights and said "i put it in the wrong gear, lets race again..." so i wasted him again...
we then go round a 1 way system with 2 lanes...at this point it is bucketing it down...loads of surface water on the road...so i floor it in second keeping the revs high...he tries to keep up, i slow down for this sharp bend andhe comes hurtling towards me car! i'm thining "Oh shit, i'm gonna write it off after driving it for 1 day...:O" so i swerve into the next lane to avoid him shunting my rear, then he goes straight into a row of railings! uno's are renowned for their shite build quality...the front end was a crumpled mess...it wasn't even goin that fast either!
i bet his legs are sore...
lesson learnt: dont buy an uno cos your legs will never forgive u if you crash...lol
i'm chuckling to myself now..it was so funny...a diesel 5 door uno with a motorsport sunstrip and 'turbo systems' in the rear window...lmfao :p
i went home after this happened...and my mate rang me up sayin that the lads mate had borrowed his brothers car (a 1.2 renault 5! standard...!) and gone into the car park...and started askin eveyone what engine i had in the nova..."it wasn't a 1.2...my mates "uno turbo" is rapid and it beat that..." lmao...uno turbo...muhahahaha
he was gonnacome and race me in his standard R5...to get me back for beating his mates "halfords" monster...lol
it was the best laff i've had in ages...there's sum nobs out there...lol
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