Anonymous
10-10-01, 08:07 PM
An American fighter pilot was flying his F-18 over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on his left hand-side on which sat a man with a machine gun. He looked to his right and saw another carpet also manned by a man with a machine gun. "I've got to get out of this", he thought so he accelerated flat out and put his plane into a high speed loop and came up behind both carpets. He then shot them both . On arriving back at
his Aircraft Carrier he was told to report to the captain immediately.
"You idiot!" shouted the captain, "we saw what you did on our radar and now we're in a load of trouble" "What do you mean ?" asked the pilot, "I shot them down!" "I know that", said the captain,.............................
wait for it
"but they were Allied Carpets!"
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls come with me :D
his Aircraft Carrier he was told to report to the captain immediately.
"You idiot!" shouted the captain, "we saw what you did on our radar and now we're in a load of trouble" "What do you mean ?" asked the pilot, "I shot them down!" "I know that", said the captain,.............................
wait for it
"but they were Allied Carpets!"
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls come with me :D