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c 69
31-08-04, 07:09 PM
A certain someone off here (no names mentioned) has suggested we move in together ... can anyone guess who would be daft enough to suggest it?
broody
31-08-04, 07:12 PM
Marty.

Would you move in with the person who askd you?
wisewood
31-08-04, 07:14 PM
It wasn't me... so it would have to be errrr... Either Cambridge or Alex.
?Marty?
31-08-04, 07:15 PM
^^^ I'm not Daft :P

Edited to add: i am also neither silly, nor a sausage. Although i am sometimes silly WITH my sausage.

But that's reason NOT to allow me to live with a ladyfriend. I am also a nudist. lol
wisewood
31-08-04, 07:19 PM
then again i suppose it could have been Marty, wanting someone to clean his Joo cap.
?Marty?
31-08-04, 07:21 PM
lol No it actually wasn't me. In which case, say no Carly! lol
broody
31-08-04, 07:23 PM
I recon it was Chris16v.
?Marty?
31-08-04, 07:23 PM
I think it was Spunky Burgo.
c 69
31-08-04, 07:24 PM
Lol it really wasn't Marty - Gutted! :(

I'd live with Marty though!
burgo
31-08-04, 07:24 PM
yes well done how clever of you marty
wisewood
31-08-04, 07:24 PM
Spunky Burgo.

Could well be marty's next craze, you heard it here first folks.
broody
31-08-04, 07:38 PM
It wasnt the person you see every morning in the bathroom is it?

Maybe your going mental carly.
c 69
31-08-04, 07:42 PM
I'll give you clue ...

He's takin me to Trax if his car makes it to this show!
wisewood
31-08-04, 07:45 PM
Olympic 4th Place Decathlete, Dean Macey. ????
broody
31-08-04, 07:45 PM
his car must be a proper shitter if it keeps breaking down!
c 69
31-08-04, 07:47 PM
his car must be a proper s**t if it keeps breaking down!

No i've been in it, it's nice :roll: :lol:
wisewood
31-08-04, 07:50 PM
so obviously Neil :lol: you pair of trollops.
broody
31-08-04, 07:50 PM
nice back seats were they :wink:
c 69
31-08-04, 07:53 PM
You tellin me you dunt already know neil?
broody
31-08-04, 07:57 PM
no 8)
peester
31-08-04, 07:59 PM
you single again then babs?
broody
31-08-04, 08:04 PM
yeah i am peester 8)
c 69
31-08-04, 08:07 PM
No but you'd have thought i was the amount of time i spend with my boyfriend
broody
31-08-04, 08:15 PM
you want a man with more time and commitment to his gf, a man who knows how to treat her propperly, take her out, make her feel special.
burgo
31-08-04, 08:17 PM
you kno ne neil??
wisewood
31-08-04, 08:17 PM
lmfao @ Neil in full woo mode :lol:
c 69
31-08-04, 08:30 PM
Lol bless him, he's right though
broody
31-08-04, 08:51 PM
i someone like that, not a million miles away from here.
Dpnova
31-08-04, 08:52 PM
Nice one neil if she knew what we all did from pv she would run a mile LMFAO :lol:
Philsutton
31-08-04, 09:25 PM
you want a man with more time and commitment to his gf, a man who knows how to treat her propperly, take her out, make her feel special
fuck that too much hard work
Stuart
31-08-04, 10:10 PM
you want a man with more time and commitment to his gf, a man who knows how to treat her propperly, take her out, make her feel special.

taking a girl out for a happy meal does not constitute making her feel special
?Marty?
31-08-04, 11:52 PM
lol

You have to talk about kittens and hold hands.
AnThoNYnOvA
01-09-04, 12:02 AM
if we talk about the kitten in your av i think she would be freaked out
broody
01-09-04, 01:17 AM
taking a girl out for a happy meal does not constitute making her feel special

Yes but 40p on the buses is handy!
Stuart
01-09-04, 09:03 AM
and i suppose its handy when buying them clothes, you dont pay VAT then. 17.5% saving there ;)
wisewood
01-09-04, 04:51 PM
Yes but 40p on the buses is handy!

FOOKING HELL!!!!!!!!

I remember it being 2p on the bus. Then 5p, then 10p, then 15p for about a week till they put it up to 20p... then it was 30p last time i gave my sister enough bus fair to get to town lol.

40p for a kids bus fair is ridiculous.
?Marty?
02-09-04, 12:37 AM
I want to fish for compliments. I will return with my rod.
Ian
02-09-04, 12:35 PM
and it looks like neil just volunteered to be the one everyone abuses at trax :lol:
Dpnova
02-09-04, 01:12 PM
Thats normal for neil after getting dropped on his head a few times by chris last time :lol:
Rach
02-09-04, 01:13 PM
i'm sure he enjoyed it...!

:wink:
Dpnova
02-09-04, 01:14 PM
He did have a big smile on his face i think i was to busy laughing :lol:
Rach
02-09-04, 01:16 PM
you sure you weren't busy doing something else...?

i know how attractive you find neil... :wink:
Dpnova
02-09-04, 01:17 PM
if you mean was i playing with my self while neil was in pain :roll:

Then NO
Rach
02-09-04, 01:21 PM
he he...

just thought a bit of guy on guy action would excite you...

:D
Dpnova
02-09-04, 01:22 PM
GUY on GUY no

GUY on NEIL definatly No

:lol:
Rach
02-09-04, 01:26 PM
lmao...

good point

:D
Col_Mk1
03-09-04, 12:09 AM
Yes but 40p on the buses is handy!

FOOKING HELL!!!!!!!!

I remember it being 2p on the bus. Then 5p, then 10p, then 15p for about a week till they put it up to 20p... then it was 30p last time i gave my sister enough bus fair to get to town lol.

40p for a kids bus fair is ridiculous.

85 p up here :o
Rach
03-09-04, 09:18 AM
HA... try living in the middle of the fecking lake district...

used to cost me ?2.55 to get to school (about 1 mile away)

:evil:
epo
03-09-04, 09:51 AM
its bin years since ive been on a bus and i used to get away with half fair right up till i was 16 as i was so baby faced :lol:
Stuart
03-09-04, 10:07 AM
whats a bus?
Alex
03-09-04, 10:18 AM
http://img72.exs.cx/img72/5624/gaythread.jpg

Buses here are more expensive than cars (or so i have heard. I refuse to use them)
Stuart
03-09-04, 10:34 AM
well its either neil or alex to be the trax bitch/whipping boy lol
Alex
03-09-04, 01:23 PM
camb when will you learn. I said NO! No amount of emailing me pics with your body covered in strawberry jelly with pineapple chunks in will make me "your bitch"
Rach
04-09-04, 05:55 PM
what about chocolate body paint?
broody
04-09-04, 06:24 PM
alex one pic for you.....

www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/homo.jpg
Alex
04-09-04, 06:34 PM
what about chocolate body paint?
If you're wearing it :wink:
Rach
05-09-04, 10:34 AM
i'm sure i've got some somewhere

:wink: :D
Jules
05-09-04, 11:31 AM
alex one pic for you.....

www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/homo.jpg

http://www.stuffing.freeserve.co.uk/homo.jpg
?Marty?
05-09-04, 04:18 PM
like to purchase some http:// anyone?
wisewood
06-09-04, 06:19 PM
its bin years since ive been on a bus and i used to get away with half fair right up till i was 16 as i was so baby faced :lol:

Round these parts you get on the bus cheap till you're sixteen anyway... and you have a travel card to prove your age etc. Is it not like that everywhere?

Rach, why would you pay 2.55 to get to school one mile away? Just walk - a mile is only about 15 minutes walk :lol: Seriously... it is.
epo
06-09-04, 06:35 PM
am sure it was from the age of 13 we had to pay full price cant remember like i say its bin years and tbh id rather walk now than catch a bus :lol:
?Marty?
06-09-04, 07:33 PM
Only peasants and The Great Unwashed? use buses. Also it's funny as everyone holding onto the grab-bars whilst walking along a movign bus look like monkeys swinging from branches.

Buses are disgusting tho - you get people sneezing/coughin on their hands, wiping their snotty noses with their palms, and then touching the grab-bars that everyone else touches.

I use a taxi whenever i can, but when i have no choice but to use a bus (very very rarely) i try to pay an upgarded fee for the first-class carriage. However, i have not been able to have myself upgraded to one yet.

The best thing to do, is to take a shower-curtain with you. Then make your own 1st Class compartment.
wisewood
06-09-04, 08:04 PM
I haven't used a bus for a couple of years at least... unless you count the one in Tunisia i caught to get a couple of towns over from the hotel away from some of the commercialism (blokes selling toy donkeys and marlboro on the beach lol).

That bus was terrible... must have been 30 years old and was PACKED with people to the point you couldnt move. However it did cost less than 5 pence for two of us to go well over 5 miles. Not a bad fare!

Cost more than that to ride in the tuc-tuc (little tricycle thing with a moped engine) from the bus station to the harbour at the other side of town (this cost about 50p).

Tunisia is great - aside from the Tunisians that live there and spoil it for the rest of us :lol:

*edit* and the Italians who were all over the bloody place... strutting around in their designer gear and looking like they owned the place. F*ck Off you c0cknosed barstewards.
Dave
06-09-04, 08:20 PM
Tunisia is great - aside from the Tunisians that live there and spoil it for the rest of us :lol:
bit like france then
wisewood
06-09-04, 08:32 PM
I never had much of a problem with france - drove through it on a coach once on way to Disneyland Paris when i was about 15. Didn't encounter TOO MANY annoying french people. Although to be fair i was kinda clouded by the HOT cinderella, snow white and a couple of highly sexy lady pirates on the pirates of the carribean entrance.

I went on pirates of the carribean ride several times as a result lol.
?Marty?
06-09-04, 11:48 PM
I have love for all (female) creed and colours. whatever creed means. lol
epo
07-09-04, 07:41 PM
werent creed a heavy metal band?
wisewood
07-09-04, 07:47 PM
They most certainly were.

http://wallsbydani.tripod.com/Wallpapers/creed.jpg


*cant link to it, it comes up with rubbish hosted by tripod thing*