Twitches....

[broody]

for some reason today ive got a twitch in my eye brows and they keep twitching and ive got a head ache, cant stop it either, very annoying!

[AnThoNYnOvA]

your eyes twiching might be you blinking

[-Bruce-]

lol neil!! *bruce imagines neil with twitching eyes* hahaha :lol:

[Philsutton]

your quite a strange little boy really arent you

[?Marty?]

A clear symptom of over-indulgence in self-abuse.

[wisewood]

Marty is right. They say "if you keep doing that you'll go blind" but they dont tell you about the eye twitches you get first.

If you pleasure youself ever again you WILL go blind immediately.

[epo]

Marty is right. They say "if you keep doing that you'll go blind" but they dont tell you about the eye twitches you get first.

If you pleasure youself ever again you WILL go blind immediately.

think it was on that 101 worst sex acciedents where they said too much beating the meat turns it in2 bone cant remeber the exact medical term but ill get dr epo to find out :lol:

[?Marty?]

Mine usually turns into bone during the beating. I thus beat it harder to make it stop. Sometimes it just spits and spits and won't go away.

[Rach]

lmao

:lol:

[Jim]

Strange dreams, twitching, and not knowing if the queen mum is dead or alive. Isn't it time someone called the men in white coats?

Jim

[wisewood]

Westlife ???

[Col_Mk1]

Marty is right. They say "if you keep doing that you'll go blind" but they dont tell you about the eye twitches you get first.

If you pleasure youself ever again you WILL go blind immediately.

think it was on that 101 worst sex acciedents where they said too much beating the meat turns it in2 bone cant remeber the exact medical term but ill get dr epo to find out :lol:

i sed that epo sed it turn in 2 bone tissue eh :lol:

[?Marty?]

^^^ Yes, i use tissue.

[wisewood]

I have found that if you use a more expensive, higher absorbancy tissue it causes problems as it soaks up the fluid but leaves the lumps behind :lol:

[?Marty?]

Don't EVER experiment with Bon Jella. NOT THERE. Trust me.

Medical attention WILL be required.

[burgo]

omg marty sort ya head out and whilst ya goin take neil

[?Marty?]

Neil has already been taken. By many men. I want someone more clean and fresh.

[Dpnova]

I managed to get deep heat on my nuts getting ready for foottball. now thats something you dont want to try for sexual fun :evil:

[epo]

I have found that if you use a more expensive, higher absorbancy tissue it causes problems as it soaks up the fluid but leaves the lumps behind :lol:

i use those lemon sented wet wipes you get from kfc gives a zesty freshness
and can be quite plesent if any one goes down there
bit like opel fruits :lol:
and finally it dries to a shine
you could see your face in my helmet :lol:

just get a 2 piece dinner and fill your pockets :lol: