My brain hurts

[Al Wilson]

...........

[Mel]

:o it shows.

look, theres a snail trail

[Al Wilson]

No it really does. I have been thinking all day.

[Mel]

ohhh, so THAT's what that annoying knocking noise i could hear was..

[Al Wilson]

Maybe. Or the sound of me warming my hand up.

[Mel]

:lol: in that case, you're slacking. last i heard, Marty could go on for hours

[Al Wilson]

He is my main rival for the solo gold medal.

[Mel]

who are the other finalists? fester's gotta be in there somewhere

[Al Wilson]

I feel I may end up holding (or cupping) the fourth prize, a liqiud of unknown origin.

[?Marty?]

The secret to safe sex lies in the palm of your hand.

[epo]

welcome to the al and mel show with special appearence by marty :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[-Bruce-]

welcome to the al and mel show with special appearence by marty :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

like trisha but stranger guests :D

[Mel]

lol, marty is the star of the show :wink:

[epo]

uncle marty help make you feel a likkle bit better :lol:

[Mel]

uncle marty help make you feel a likkle bit better :lol:

lol, yes, he has a very special..err..tool to make it all better :wink:

[?Marty?]

^^^ Mel you little charmer, are you trying to get into my barbie-girl-panties with all your compliments? lol

[Mel]

lol..yes, i am.

Marty..you so sexy :wink:

[?Marty?]

I talk out my arse, and my brain is in my testicles.

Trefore MY brain also really hurts too. From overstimulation by 'thoughts'.

[Al Wilson]

Would you like a permanent guest slot?

[?Marty?]

In your slot? No thanks, i have no desire to explore your cavities for amber nectar. My own bum-chocolate is sweeter than cadburys.

[burgo]

i was gonna post somefing but i really dont kno what to say u lot shock me

[?Marty?]

I think you should post pictures of yourself EVERYWHERE!! Also, make banners with you in various poses and ''RAT OUT'' all over them.

Seriously, it will WORK.

[Dpnova]

Im willing to take pictures of myself in different poses :lol: and mel and al i will pay for a hotel room if it keeps it off these boards :lol:

[Al Wilson]

I only want the best for myself and my snuggly poos. 5 star complete with mini fridge and unlimited baby oil supply.


Oh, and choclate body paint and we are on the subject.

[Mel]

i have the chocolate body paint hun :wink:

[Al Wilson]

Oh thanks babe, did i leave it round last night?

[Mel]

yeah, plenty for next time tho

[Al Wilson]

I'll bring the spatular and sandpaper.

[burgo]

sand paper ????

ouch

[Al Wilson]

Sorry, I meant sandwiches. Its best to get a balanced diet with chocolate consumption etc.

[burgo]

lol sand paper, sandwiches how u get that mixed up

[?Marty?]

I only want the best for myself and my snuggly poos. 5 star complete with mini fridge and unlimited baby oil supply.


Oh, and choclate body paint and we are on the subject.

Erm, BUM-CHOCOLATE? I'm not into that. lol

[Al Wilson]

Come on Marty you know you want to join in.

pm me ha ha

[Mel]

can you feel the bum-love in the post or what.. :lol:

[Al Wilson]

Hey! You're first. As always......

[Mel]

lol thanks, but the guys will be jealous

[?Marty?]

No, i wouldn't want to intrude.

[Mel]

aww, marty, you wont intrude

[Al Wilson]

No, join in. I'm running a 3 for 1 offer at Rent-a-al.com.

[?Marty?]

Protruder alert! lol