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Anonymous
01-10-01, 11:14 PM
My missis thinks it is a bit of a larf to fart in bed then try to drown me under the covers, is this common place or should I ditch the B****

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Anonymous
01-10-01, 11:25 PM
this is a common fact!!!! lol my missus does it to me, then wen she does i brew a big nasty one and fart in her face,

it is just a way of affection lol (is it?????)



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Anonymous
02-10-01, 12:27 AM
haha fucked up.. neva had such a problem with any of my bitches :)

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Anonymous
02-10-01, 07:46 AM
once farted in the face of a missus of the past. oops. 69 at the time... hahahha.
i thought it was really funny till she wouldn't carry on where she left off.
Anonymous
02-10-01, 08:21 AM
lol @ wisewood, that'll teach ya :)

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Anonymous
02-10-01, 08:23 AM
thats horrible ...if a girl farted in bed next to me I would kick her skanky ass out of bed until she'd learned to be more ladylike! Id expect her to do the same to me too.
Anonymous
02-10-01, 08:53 AM
yupp - it did teach me. :(
Anonymous
02-10-01, 10:41 AM
mine doesn't, but I can vouch for simons bird fartin in bed ................................................ er, I mean er em er .... er ... !

just kiddin' mate.

I'd give her a slap round the head if I were you, I wouldn't be putting up with any bitch farts in my bed !!!

Giver her a final writtern warning or issue her with her P45 !
Anonymous
02-10-01, 01:38 PM
Cant say mine does, but fuc* me does she snore! I was thinking of fitting a peco zorst and saying - this is what you sound like, lmao!

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Anonymous
02-10-01, 05:18 PM
thats fucking wrong i would slap mine if she done it to me dirty hoe.
Anonymous
02-10-01, 06:40 PM
mine does like fucking trooper!

and shes just said its coz im jelous coz hers are more meaty then mine

LMAO

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Anonymous
02-10-01, 07:30 PM
It appears that I am not alone!!! I'll keep her she does give a good blo* Job

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Anonymous
03-10-01, 12:57 PM
Bloody hell this post smeeellls!
Anonymous
04-10-01, 01:44 PM
farts are erotic...

lmfao


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Anonymous
04-10-01, 03:37 PM
na, no chance!! Next ul be asking does she crap while ur having a bath!! :O
Anonymous
04-10-01, 11:19 PM
Well saying that this bird I once new she had rubber sheets on the bed just thaught it was a bit kinky until.....shall I tell more???

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Anonymous
05-10-01, 11:22 AM
"and this one time at band camp...."

lmao


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Anonymous
05-10-01, 11:38 AM
simon dont tell me that this bird is into facial defecations. Ive always wanted to shit on a birds face. Or did she have bladder problems? I bet it was that she stuffed lovebeads in your arse and yanked em all out when you woz about to shoot your load.

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Anonymous
06-10-01, 09:09 AM
just as i was about to shoot she shoved her fingers up me arse and made me shit everywhere, then rolled bout in it and wiped it all over her body..........I was outa there!!!!

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