hospital

[General Baxter]

just telling you, i know epo will find it funny

had some shape pains in my belly around 2am this morning, ended up in hospital, blood tests the lot :(

the ended up taking 4 pints of fluid out my intestine, wait for it..........


they stuck the pipe up my arse :oops:

[dan_mk1]

anal raider!

[-Bruce-]

haha was it nice in anyway?? was it nice nurse with massive breasts that did it or a male doc with a beard and glasses?

[General Baxter]

male, about 60 years old from india :|

[-Bruce-]

lol ah well you cant have it good all the time!! :D

[Stuart]

was it 4 pints of spunk?

[a2lt16v]

you got procked in the ass by dr guptar proctor of delhi

i dread the day when something liek that happens to me

why did you have 4 pints of fluid in your tum any way

[Dpnova]

Anal Probing for free....i pay ?50 for treatment like that :o

[General Baxter]

why did you have 4 pints of fluid in your tum any way

i have no idea,

could be beer :lol:

[peester]

blimmey :o bad shit. you alright now dude?
'i'm an anal navitator. callsign maverick."

[wisewood]

was it 4 pints of spunk?

What would make you think that? You been dipping your stick?

[epo]

just telling you, i know epo will find it funny

had some shape pains in my belly around 2am this morning, ended up in hospital, blood tests the lot :(

the ended up taking 4 pints of fluid out my intestine, wait for it..........


they stuck the pipe up my arse :oops:

nah mate i wont laugh at it as its not pleasent experiance

i was very ill two years back to the point of dihydration as i couldnt retain any fluids was just throwin em up so couldnt keep any tablets down

they gave me supostiorys (sp) to shove up me arse
i was laughing like fuck in the hostpital as it reminded me of a frank skinner joke

"place the supository 3" up the rectum"
"keep out the reach of small children"
and i thought "i could wear high heels as added procaution"
:lol:

ne way tablets did the trick

[Al Wilson]

Hope you are better mate. I hate hospitals.

[Mel]

--^ me too :(

[nam]

^^me to :( ^^^