WANTED: Chav words

[wisewood]

Come on then all you txt & Chavish lovers...

i want as many chav words as possible, and the actual meaning of it.


3, 2, 1... GO!!!

[broody]

Sick - Very nice.

Eg,

That car is 'sick'.

Not its not a car that has the cold but another word for 'Very nice'

[Paul]

Ok here we go:

(ESSEX SECTION)

Bare= Lots of

Yout= Misbehaved Youth

Bling= Good

Bredda/Bredwin/Bro/Bruv/Bumbaclat/Man= Mate

Cheif/Weef= Abuse

Blau= Good

Safe/Respect/Big It= Thanks

Safe/Ite/Holla= Hello

Safe= Bye

Whip/Ride= Car

Thats all I can think of for now, well all I can be bothered to write.

Paul

[wisewood]

ok keep em coming. just hit me with as many as you can :D

[hendrix]

bangin - good
fraped (frayped) - knackered (as in "Your car is fraped")

[Paul]

If you put 2 chav words together the meaning can change, ie:

Bare Yout would apear to mean a lot of youts, it atcually means that the certain yout is very much a yout if you get me, bare means in that sense very much so.

You can also add a few words together withou changing the meaning:

Safe Blud, just means safe...

Just thought of a few more:

Roll On= Lets go

Roll On By= Go past

Crutch/Crotch= Relax

Whisk= Take

Heavy=Good

I'll post more when i think of them.

Paul

[Hazel]

choons - tunes (as in music / songs)
rims - wheels
bling bling - jewellery
dope - good
homie - mate
bruv - mate
ride - car

[wisewood]

need more text speak ... abreviated words etc like you'd use in a text message.

[Hazel]

l8rz - laterz - bye
summin - something
woteva - whatever
weneva - whenever
ppl - people
tink / fink - think

i'm sure i'll think of more later.....

[Paul]

b82rez= batteries (ali g)

g2g= got to go

Its just think of something you want to say and type it quicker:

Its jst fink of summit u wanna say n typ it kwika.

Do you see what i mean, say it to yourself and type it as it sounds:

Do ya c wot i meen, sat it to urslf n typ it asit snds.

Paul

[wisewood]

that is completely and utterly gay, i can type without looking at the keyes and its easier to type the way its actually spelled than it is to type it by essentially making it up as you go along.

I just dont understand it. on a mobile text message i can understand it (sometimes) but when you have a proper keyboard there is just no excuse!

[epo]

think all the ones i know have bin used apart from one

EPO - King of the chavs :lol:

[Stuart]

is someone VERY bored and setting up the word filter per chance?

[?Marty?]

This post isn't very useful tho, is it. Especially if used for a word filter, since half of normal sentences would be adversely affected.

You can't just replace words themselves, simply for the reason of preventing some 'chav' youth giving it an alternative meaning (which is now outdated! lol) since the filter does not consider them in context.

The first few posts are not even 'chav', 'essex', or whatever even the posters themselves claim them to be. It's just white kids trying to be black. But watching and listening to hip-hop and trying to emulate just does not work.

Magazines such as The Source, which are Hip-Hop lifestyle magazines, sometimes do 'urban dictionaries' where they define the 'current street words'. The one's posted above, with their meanings, are from 1993!! LMFAO

Almsot all of the words with alterior meanings posted above have been used in the late 80's/early 90's in Hip-Hop, or originate from Jamaican street language.

You're all outdated.

[AnThoNYnOvA]

chiv - knife

chiv ya - stab someone

pish - easy

big dick - me

relax ya booty - sit down :lol:

stride - walking

burned - faster than someone

mish - to go on a "misson" go out do summit

alfie - grass to police

chaw - steal

cush - (chusty) good

i know more if u want them im borded 2 with the rain :P

[?Marty?]

^^^ slit your wrists? Just an idea.

[AnThoNYnOvA]

i may do that raining g\f on hoilday no money nd borded

[?Marty?]

I will help you tackle your problems and reach a positive outcome, young man. As i feel nice at the moment.

Raining = people are bored. And possibly lonely.

No Money = you need to make some money.

Bored = need something to do.

G/F on holiday = no sex.

Solution = pimp your botty.

[Coddy]

bop - to move
trek- to walk
mission- to walk
long- long walk
bod-person
bare mans-lots of people
jam on out- to vactae the premesis
feds- police
snout- cigarette
shrapnel- coins

[?Marty?]

STOP carrying on regardless,

I am LOCKING this post. NO MORE POSTS are to be submitted, or i will start a hate campaign by PM and hound you till you cry.

[Alex]

I too am locking this as per my other locked thread. Do not violate, otherwise private information about you WILL be passed on

[Stuart]

alex your a gayer

[Alpine99]

phat - good? i think :roll:

[Alex]

.m

[?Marty?]

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And also please observe that:

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[epo]

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ill get me coat

[Alex]

thats not your coat, its stolen

[epo]

borrowed

ill return it when
1 ive no need for it
2 its ruined
:lol:

[epo]

plz observe

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[sticky85]

I was in maccy D's the other day n some little chavs sat behind me were talkin and one lad said ' Those birds at de bus stop were tick man! '

No idea wat it means! lol :roll: :roll:

[epo]

lol cant believe people talk like that

[nice n smooth]

Yall big up the j - walkin massive init safe guy

[Lee]

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[Phil_G]

talk about coming back from the dead.....


this thread just has!

[hendrix]

lol i thought it was a new post and i scrolled down and saw i posted and was like wtf :?