Helloooooo newbie alert

[Sassyminx]

Hi im new, im selling my corsa gsi and im thinkin about gettin a nice valver nova, not sure yet, cos was thinkin bout saxo vts *awaits backlash* but tbh id prefer a bit more power :D and my mate has a veryyy nice ice blue saloon turbo and its sorta growing on me :D

can any1 give me any advice on wot to look for when buying a nova, and wot probs are common with 2.0 16v's?

oh and im a tad heavy footed so i dont expect it to be great on juice

hope to meet some of u soon maybe :wink:

Sassy 8)

[steve-o]

dont get a saxo, there the worst things ever.

valvers arnt so bad on fuel, mine does about 160 miles on a full tank and i dont drive that sensibley!

[Philsutton]

god no dont meantion saxos, just dont.

and wot probs are common with 2.0 16v's?

annoying people in expensive supposedly fast cars

[benji]

valvers arnt so bad on fuel, mine does about 160 miles on a full tank and i dont drive that sensibley!

that's crap fuel economy. i get 220+ miles to a tank with t40's and a heavy right foot

[steve-o]

valvers arnt so bad on fuel, mine does about 160 miles on a full tank and i dont drive that sensibley!

that's crap fuel economy. i get 220+ miles to a tank with t40's and a heavy right foot

i ment 260

[sh0rty]

and not one post about the fact new member is female. Boys you amaze me :P

Welcome 2 NL Sassy

[whitty_nova_1300sr]

dont get a saxo there shit (buts thts just my view on them)

Nova valver :D

[5_door owner]

ello, welcome to nl,

btw get ya self an XE nova not a shit'ty paxo.


p.s get sum pics up :wink:

[Rach]

p.s get sum pics up :wink:

WOW... only took you 13 hours and 31 minutes to ask...

you're slacking boys... :wink:

[sh0rty]

cough profile cough lol

[Rach]

yep, lots of pics there

[broody]

yeah lots of pics of sassy there, i wonder whats in the 'locked' folder 8)

Nice choice with a 2ltr 16v nova tho, better then a saxo.

[broody]

sassy you sure you want a nova when you've got this picture with a saxo in the background? Found them on your website, at a 'cruise' in 2004.

http://images6.fotki.com/v94/photos/2/208436/1182006/cruise001-vi.jpg
http://images6.fotki.com/v87/photos/2/208436/1182006/cruise002-vi.jpg
http://images6.fotki.com/v93/photos/2/208436/1182006/cruise007-vi.jpg
http://images6.fotki.com/v95/photos/2/208436/1182006/cruise024-vi.jpg

[sh0rty]

:o :roll: :o

[broody]

yeah just what i thought shorty, quite shocking.

[Jules]

More retarded than shocking - Chavs should be put on their own little island miles away from civilisation - Epo not included.
:lol:

[?Marty?]

slice me some turkey, erm, slices.

[Fester]

baby make your move, step across the line, touch me one time

[burgo]

omg wot are they doin from the pics that nova looks pretty clean fair enough smash up a rusty fucked one if u really have to :(

[Fester]

we love you burgo we do we love you burgo we do we love you burgo we do oh burgo we love you

[burgo]

errrr wots fester bin takin im scared now and hello newbie

[Fester]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgo! saturday night madness! SHAMONE!

[burgo]

errrr yes mate dont worry nice men in white coats will b here soon they'll make it all better

[Fester]

B
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G
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9
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"B>>>> --- U <>>>>> R %%%%%% G ''''@@@'''@@ O NINE _ TEE

get with the program!

[burgo]

u wouldnt b pished at all would u fester

[Fester]

me, no way man. drink is evil. alas the gods of august are upon us. the olympiad olympian shamone motherfuckerness of the situation is getting hectic.

my advice is contact your local alcohol emporium for advice, goods and services

[burgo]

errrrr i have alcohol sittin next to me rite now i have stella and fosters would u like one

[Fester]

mate i understand fully

need to release a brown trout back to the wild


brb

[burgo]

omg that is discusting a tad to much info fester

[Fester]

this is proving less than easy to shift

[burgo]

shove that knife u got between ya teeth up there that will budge it lol

[Fester]

mate i had to abandon mission, couldnt hack it and wasnt prepared to go freestyle and set it free by hand

[burgo]

oh never mind try again in abit mite budge then lol

p.s. ur rong so very rong

[Fester]

just got a text of a happy drunkard

"i didnt make it home, i fell asleep on the grass at the top of my street"


amateurs

[burgo]

lol u sure that aint the txt u sent yaself earlier

[Fester]

dude im oin to bed

[burgo]

ok think thats the best place for ya sorry for highjakin aswell lol

[epo]

More retarded than shocking - Chavs should be put on their own little island miles away from civilisation - Epo not included.
:lol:

lol cheers mate :wink:

[Sassyminx]

ill ignore the last 20 or so replies shall i :lol:

that nova was totally fcuked my mate paid ?15 for it so they decided to take advantage, was rather amusing actually, cudda took the wheels off it first like :o

im lookin now at some gsi's want one in silk violet i think, and yea theres loads of pics on my site

and the locked ones...... take a guess :wink:

[epo]

and the locked ones...... take a guess :wink:

get em put up go on

[Jim]

Welcome to NL.

Why put pics up only to lock them? :P

Jim

[dan_mk1]

Put them up!!!!!!!

BURGO BURGO BURGO!

[Rach]

lol

dan trying to muscle in on fester's insanity...

:D

[Sassyminx]

lets just say there locked for a reason.........and theyre there so i dont lose em cos i dont want em on my pc cos i need to clean it out :lol:

[epo]

well theres a charge to join novaload now ?50 a year but am sure the charge will be waved if u put the pics + ull be the most popular person on here :lol: :lol: :wink:

[broody]

grow up guys, if she doesnt want to then leave it, how would you like it. and stop harassing new female memebers.

[Jules]

Ssshhhh!!

You weren't shy when it came to putting up pics of your 'friend' Neil both washing you car and washing your errrrrr foot long schlong!!!
:lol:

Pics up!!!!
:twisted:

[Sassyminx]

well theres a charge to join novaload now ?50 a year but am sure the charge will be waved if u put the pics + ull be the most popular person on here :lol: :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ul never convince me, plus my bf wud go off it :o

[dan_mk1]

Just post the username and p/w then!? :wink: :lol:

[Sassyminx]

Just post the username and p/w then!? :wink: :lol:


sassyminx and

.......


yea rite :wink:

[epo]

well theres a charge to join novaload now ?50 a year but am sure the charge will be waved if u put the pics + ull be the most popular person on here :lol: :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ul never convince me, plus my bf wud go off it :o

lol ill swap u some 4 sum epo porn (better know as chav porn) :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sassyminx]

well theres a charge to join novaload now ?50 a year but am sure the charge will be waved if u put the pics + ull be the most popular person on here :lol: :lol: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ul never convince me, plus my bf wud go off it :o

lol ill swap u some 4 sum epo porn (better know as chav porn) :lol: :lol: :lol:

do they have burberry dildo's :?: :lol:

[epo]

yeah with gold sovs on and chains
have u seen them before :o :lol:

[Sassyminx]

yeah with gold sovs on and chains
have u seen them before :o :lol:


no thank god!!! think itd put me off ann summers for life :o

[Rach]

think itd put me off ann summers for life :o

i'm not a fan of ann summers... the outfits aren't that well made, and the underwear isnt that much cop either...

the parties can be a good laugh though :P

[smitty5door]

:o :o :o :o :o :? :? :? :? now im scared lol

[Rach]

why?

:?

[smitty5door]

i dnt want that to happen to my nova wen i get 1 agen

[Rach]

wtf are you talking about?!

you dont want an ann summers party to happen to your car again...?

:roll:

[smitty5door]

noooooooooooo..i was on about i didnt want my car to get burnt out at a cruise

[Rach]

aaahhhh, i get it now

[burgo]

no dont ignore mine and fester posts that is just showin u how weird ppl are so u get used to it str8 away

[Rach]

well, your posts were very erm... interesting ?

[smitty5door]

oh ok now i no how weird some plp are

[burgo]

hey i didnt start it he is the weird one

[smitty5door]

opppppppppppps festas the wierd one then soz burgo90

[burgo]

lol hes the one that was chanting me name then tellin us all how he had trouble shiftin a blockage lol i think he was on somefing last night

[Rach]

nah, he'd just gone to toast and had too much of a good time by the sounds of it

:wink:

[burgo]

well somefing was up lol he aint usually like that started freaking me out abit

[Rach]

seemed pretty standard fester behaviour to me... lol

:D

[Mike.]

i red that post were he kept saying ure name burgo,
i was thinking that, that was weird

[burgo]

oh please god say it wernt dont tell me im in for more chanting and sh1t talkin lol

[Rach]

:wink:

[Fester]

BURGO!

[Rach]

AND... here we go again

[Mike.]

lmao

[burgo]

:o noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*runs away in fear that fester will start talkin sh1t again*

[Mike.]

run burgo RUN

[Rach]

:o noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*runs away in fear that fester will start talkin sh1t again*

literally

[Mike.]

oh i forgot to say hello sassyminx welcome to NL

[?Marty?]

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[burgo]

errrrr wots a merkin marty

[Sassyminx]

oh i forgot to say hello sassyminx welcome to NL


cheers :D

[Mike.]

no probs

[Jules]

[B] [U] [R] [G] [O]. [I] . [W] [I] [L] [L]. [E] [A] [T]. [Y] [O] [U] [R]. [M] [E] [R] [K] [I] [N].

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Hello Sassy btw.
:D

[srs1]

welcome to novaload sassy, no point saying welcome to the mad house. you have gathered that one all ready. lol

[Mike.]

lol
thats sounds like a nice sorta welcome

[smitty5door]

lol yer i agree lol

[smitty5door]

[quote]jules said[M] [A] [R] [T] [Y]. [W][I] [L] [L].[G] [I] [V] [E]. [Y] [O] [U]. [J] [O] [O]. [G] [O] [O]. [!] [!].[quote]

wot u on about?

[smitty5door]

ohhhhhhhhhh sorry if i neva sed hello n welcome but..... hello n welcome. i have now

[burgo]

smitty joo goo dont take that much workin out

[smitty5door]

ohhhhhh yer lmao
soz about that lol
i didnt realise

[epo]

wonder how long before this post gets moved :lol:

[Rach]

lol

i was thinking that

[burgo]

all aboard next stop muppet corner

[Jules]

[M][A][R][T][Y].[W][I][L][L].[G][I][V][E].[Y][O][U].[J][O][O].[G][O][O].[!][!].

wot u on about?

If you have to ask you can't afford it.........

:lol:

[Sassyminx]

stop wrecking my thread :cry:


thanks for the welcome

not thankin u for ruining it though :cry:


hahahah only messing :wink:

[Jules]

You'll thank us in the long run.........

[Rach]

lol

:D

still scared by the whole joo goo - sooo not right

[?Marty?]

I hope BURGO can appreciate the trouble me and Jules went to for him.

Also, i don't do welcomes. I mean, i don't even know you. It's like the three little pigs welcoming the big bad wolf. You just don't know.

[NoVa_KhAn]

if sumone done that 2 my nova id do it 2 there head



faggs

buncha burberry wearin d*cks
they need 2 all go n suck there mums!!! fcukin ghetto p.i.m.p mudddder bit*ches


hello btw

[smitty5door]

yer well they all ways have to go too far dnt they

[dan_mk1]

BURGO!

have we got a username and p/w for the saucy pics yet!??!

[Rach]

nah, its a no go

[dan_mk1]

can you send me some saucy pics to make up for it!??! :P :lol:

[Rach]

you want more homemade porn...?

i thought the ones i already sent you were good enough...

:wink:

[smitty5door]

hey dan_mk1 have you managed to sell ya nova yet?

[dan_mk1]

you want more homemade porn...?

i thought the ones i already sent you were good enough...

:wink:

You havnt sent me any rach! :P

[Rach]

lol...

you only want to send me pics and videos of your car

:lol:

[Sassyminx]

BURGO!

have we got a username and p/w for the saucy pics yet!??!


fpmsl u got no chance,however theres a few of my pics floating around corsasport :o not courtesy of me i wud like to point out :twisted:

[Rach]

i'm sure someone will find them

[Sassyminx]

i'm sure someone will find them

:lol:


not good :?


" im a good girl really, honest :angel: "

[smitty5door]

lmao yer u deffonatly sound it :lol: :lol: :D :D j/k

[Rach]

" im a good girl really, honest :angel: "

yeah, me too :wink:

:?

[Sassyminx]

" im a good girl really, honest :angel: "

yeah, me too :wink:

:?

wicked :D

[Rach]

well, that's one word for it... :D

[Al Wilson]

yeah, right. :wink:

[Rach]

hey, dont start this convo again al...

he he :wink:

[Al Wilson]

What conversation? Feeling guilty about something? :wink:

[Rach]

What conversation? Feeling guilty about something? :wink:

no, why would i be feeling guilty about something...? :?

shhhhh....

:lol:

[Al Wilson]

................... I thought I was special. You're obvoiusly embarrassed. :wink:

[Rach]

lmao

you're a very special guy...

:wink:







(very special needs...)

[Al Wilson]

:cry: My special need is you. :wink:

[Rach]

aw bless :D







(kinda freaked out now...) :|

[Al Wilson]

:D Only joking.






Or am I?????????

[Rach]

OH MY GOD....

you're turning into Marty

:o

[Al Wilson]

The question is have you ever seen us together in the same place at the same time? :wink:

[Rach]

well, i think marty is like Dr Who... always changing his apperance.

maybe you are his new alter ego...???

[Al Wilson]

There's only 1 of me.....

[nam]

OH MY GOD....

you're turning into Marty

:o
not an other one lol

[Dave]

hello new lass

is ste on holiday or sommant new girl on nl an no post from him scary??

[Col_Mk1]

hi welcum dont buy a paxo there worst car ever they should be burned out at cruises lmao :lol:

[Sassyminx]

hello new lass

is ste on holiday or sommant new girl on nl an no post from him scary??


hiya......... thought u knew me for a min there cos my bf is called ste and hes on hol :o


or maybe in bein blonde :oops:

[Al Wilson]

or maybe in bein blonde :oops:

Defintely blond. Hi by the the way.

Al

[Rach]

or maybe in bein blonde :oops:

Defintely blond. Hi by the the way.

Al

easy on the blonde al...

it'll only get you in trouble :twisted:

[Al Wilson]

Depends what knid of trouble hun?

[Rach]

well, as long as you're not nasty about blondes, it could be a good kind of trouble... :wink:

[Al Wilson]

I like blonds. Very much. In fact they are the best!



Is that enough groveling?

[Rach]

nearly... :P

[Al Wilson]

What more do you want? Blonds! So demanding! :lol:

[Rach]

lol

:D

if you say so... :P

[Al Wilson]

Depends where they are I suppose.....

[Sassyminx]

or maybe in bein blonde :oops:

Defintely blond. Hi by the the way.

Al


ill have u know im an intellectual girl :wink:

[epo]

epo's a sucker for blonds hence why r lass aint allowed to change her hair colour

[Rach]

ill have u know im an intellectual girl :wink:

so are me and mel on here...

a teacher and a lawyer

both blonde

as i always say:

"you dont have to be blonde to be stupid, but it helps"

:wink:

[Riggy]

hello welcome to nl :D and al you are sounding more like marty every day :wink:

[scott.parker]

god no dont meantion saxos, just dont.

and wot probs are common with 2.0 16v's?

annoying people in expensive supposedly fast cars

Ah yes this has become a nice thing to do to people,in there so called nice and so called fast cars..lol

if you havent tryed a valver nova i would say to anyone give one a go,but mind out there quicker then you think! and very addictive trust me im in love with mine it makes me smille every time i drive it..

scott

[Dave]

hello new lass

is ste on holiday or sommant new girl on nl an no post from him scary??


hiya......... thought u knew me for a min there cos my bf is called ste and hes on hol :o


or maybe in bein blonde :oops:

i know everybody but not everybody knows me :wink: :o

[Mel]

cant believe i just read through 10 pages of that crap lol

Hello, welcome to the site. I happen to drive a 1.2 silk violet nova. Ok, so it's not a GSi, but thats not the point :lol:

Think you've made the jist of what this site is about. you should feel especially privileged that they've hijacked your thread to show you what its all about tho :wink:

but i AM suprised there was only a couple "give us pics" posts. the guys are definately slacking :lol:

[sh0rty]

or maybe in bein blonde :oops:

Were you blonde before? Going blonde? Or want to be blonde lol? Or is it me because your hair looks brown in that avator :? :D

[Sassyminx]

or maybe in bein blonde :oops:

Were you blonde before? Going blonde? Or want to be blonde lol? Or is it me because your hair looks brown in that avator :? :D


nope none of the above jus sometimes i act dumb :lol:

[epo]

god no dont meantion saxos, just dont.

and wot probs are common with 2.0 16v's?

annoying people in expensive supposedly fast cars

Ah yes this has become a nice thing to do to people,in there so called nice and so called fast cars..lol

if you havent tryed a valver nova i would say to anyone give one a go,but mind out there quicker then you think! and very addictive trust me im in love with mine it makes me smille every time i drive it..

scott

i drove chris's and it was awsome

(btw u bought a computer yet get ur ass back online mate :wink: )

[Mel]

epo, i dont think so..tbh, if i was him, i'd be too busy taking the 2l out than bothering to order/buy a new pc :lol: :wink:

[J4MES]

wow that was a marthon!! :lol: welcome sassyminx, enjoy your stay...

[Jules]

I hope BURGO can appreciate the trouble me and Jules went to for him.......

Didn't take me as long as it took you Marty, I just copied the text you done and changed the letters!!
:lol:

[epo]

epo, i dont think so..tbh, if i was him, i'd be too busy taking the 2l out than bothering to order/buy a new pc :lol: :wink:

yeah but the only way i can talk to him is over the dog and bone

[Jules]

well, i think marty is like Dr Who... always changing his apperance.

maybe you are his new alter ego...???

Wasn't it Mr Benn who kept changing his apperance, he never put the spaceman suit on though - I really wanted him to every episode!!!
:evil:

[epo]

was that that posh geezer in a suit and hat who went into sum dodgy clothes shop :?

i recon he was on acid and never actually lefts his house :idea:

[Rach]

was that that posh geezer in a suit and hat who went into sum dodgy clothes shop :?

i recon he was on acid and never actually lefts his house :idea:

yeah that was Mr Benn, it was fab!

[epo]

thought so he was deffo on lsd :lol: