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Anonymous
07-09-01, 05:01 PM
Students at a US Med School were
receiving their first anatomy class with
a real dead human body.
They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them:
In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted."
The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.
When everyone finished, the Professor
looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation.
I sunk the middle finger and sucked the index.
Pay attention people!!!"

See you all at Santa Pod !!

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Anonymous
07-09-01, 05:35 PM
lmfao.

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Anonymous
08-09-01, 09:35 AM
bleeeurrgggg!!! not a good joke if you have a hangover!!!!

lmfao!!!!

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D

Anonymous
08-09-01, 10:38 AM
That happened to my dad in med school. exept it was with a urine sample!

Anonymous
08-09-01, 12:01 PM
lmfao thats fcukin blinding

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Anonymous
08-09-01, 05:01 PM
lol quality :D

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Anonymous
10-09-01, 12:25 AM
did one student call ian, stuck his duck in, then got some other lad to suck it? or was that just another version i heard of it?
lol - "hahhahaha"

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Anonymous
10-09-01, 08:58 AM
no that was the davo "i'm fu##ed in the head" wyatt version

what have i told you about drugs davo.

Anonymous
10-09-01, 11:26 AM
That's a classic

Anonymous
11-09-01, 01:31 PM
highly amusing but I feel like speaking to ralf now!!