Chris
23-07-04, 12:52 AM
A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car with blue wheels, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy (called Neil) is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting.
He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down.
"Yes officer?"
"I have to ask you, what are you doing?"
"Well sir, I am reading a magazine."
"What about the young lady in the backseat?"
The Neil turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater."
"How old are you young man?" the officer asks.
"I am 25 Officer." replies Neil
"And the girl?"
Neil looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 16 in 11 minutes."
He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down.
"Yes officer?"
"I have to ask you, what are you doing?"
"Well sir, I am reading a magazine."
"What about the young lady in the backseat?"
The Neil turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater."
"How old are you young man?" the officer asks.
"I am 25 Officer." replies Neil
"And the girl?"
Neil looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 16 in 11 minutes."