Anonymous
08-09-01, 01:02 PM
2 men are sat in there local pub, they notice a very smartly dressed man (shirt and tie ect..) with his mobile and briefcase on the table,
one man says to the other "i'll bet u a 5'er that he's a lawyer" the other man replys "nah i'll bet u a 5'er that he's a doctor" as they say this the smartly dressed man picks up his things and walks to the toilet, one of the men says "right i'll follow him and find out if he's a doctor or lawyer" so the man follows him into the toilet and say's
"me and my mate have had a bet, i reckon that ur a lawyer and he say's that you are a doctor" the posh man answers "actually im a psycological analyst" the other man replys "oh yeah what does that mean? he says "well if i ask you a few questions the by the answers that you give me i can tell a lot of things about you" that other man replys "oh yeah go on then" so he asks
"do you have a goldfish?"
man replys "yes"
analyst says "does it live in a fish tank or a pond?"
man replys "it lives in a pond"
the analyst then says "ok now by them 2 questions i can tell that you most probly have a largeish house with a garden, probly a wife/girlfriend and probly a child, there for you wont need to masterbate because you get regular sex"
man answers "fuck me thats all right" he then goes back to his mate and says "he's not a doctor or lawyer he's a psycolgical analyst"
his mate replys"what does that mean"
" well if he asks a question he can tell loads of things about you be the answer you give"
his mate goes "eh?? go on then"
"right ,do you have a gold fish?"
mate answers "no"
"well your a fucking wanker then"!!!!!!!
one man says to the other "i'll bet u a 5'er that he's a lawyer" the other man replys "nah i'll bet u a 5'er that he's a doctor" as they say this the smartly dressed man picks up his things and walks to the toilet, one of the men says "right i'll follow him and find out if he's a doctor or lawyer" so the man follows him into the toilet and say's
"me and my mate have had a bet, i reckon that ur a lawyer and he say's that you are a doctor" the posh man answers "actually im a psycological analyst" the other man replys "oh yeah what does that mean? he says "well if i ask you a few questions the by the answers that you give me i can tell a lot of things about you" that other man replys "oh yeah go on then" so he asks
"do you have a goldfish?"
man replys "yes"
analyst says "does it live in a fish tank or a pond?"
man replys "it lives in a pond"
the analyst then says "ok now by them 2 questions i can tell that you most probly have a largeish house with a garden, probly a wife/girlfriend and probly a child, there for you wont need to masterbate because you get regular sex"
man answers "fuck me thats all right" he then goes back to his mate and says "he's not a doctor or lawyer he's a psycolgical analyst"
his mate replys"what does that mean"
" well if he asks a question he can tell loads of things about you be the answer you give"
his mate goes "eh?? go on then"
"right ,do you have a gold fish?"
mate answers "no"
"well your a fucking wanker then"!!!!!!!