Free Stuff

[wisewood]

Vending Machine at work just did me a special offer on Galaxy Minstrels.
:D Buy one get one free. :D

i actually went in to get a twix, but when i got it out the machine i noticed minstrels hanging over the edge so after much jolting it wouldnt fall, so i bought minstrels and jolted again to make the second pack drop :D

Wicked.

[?Marty?]

I noticed the vending machine re-fill operator re-stocking the vending machine at work, so i hit her on the head with a stapler when she wasn't looking. Once i was able to knock her out with repeated blows to the cranium from the stapler, i stole her keys and hid her carcass in one of the filing cabinets.

I am now able to help myself to the Disco Biscuits in the vending machine without paying, just for being a little cheeky and more confident in myself!

Higher self-esteem (and a stapler) is the way forward people.

[Mel]

lol, wish i got given stuff for free :(

[wisewood]

i once found our vending machine unlocked when i was working nights and nobody was around. so i pulled out the trays and picked off some products from the back to avoid immediate detection.

I had smoe McVitties mini choc chip cookies and a few bars of chocolate i think.


If the IT/Human Resources/management staff happen to read this, all content above is pure fiction and does not in anyway tie me in with the WANTED posters on the top corridor by reception :o

[Stuart]

theiving bastid.

im calling the RPD

[wisewood]

Reports Pending Desk??

[benji]

i boughta stapler today (cost me ?30) gonna go out and find a vending machine now. thanks for giving me the motivation marty.

[nam]

I noticed the vending machine re-fill operator re-stocking the vending machine at work, so i hit her on the head with a stapler when she wasn't looking. Once i was able to knock her out with repeated blows to the cranium from the stapler, i stole her keys and hid her carcass in one of the filing cabinets.

I am now able to help myself to the Disco Biscuits in the vending machine without paying, just for being a little cheeky and more confident in myself!

Higher self-esteem (and a stapler) is the way forward people.

LMAO

[Al Wilson]

Our machine requires a little 'help' for buy 1 get 1 frees. Applying slight pressure to the front and rocking 'gently' allows the goods to be had at a 'knockdown' price. :D

[srs1]

being a scally as previously quoted, i ripped the machine off the wall and emptied the machine lol


i ate like an american for days, (well if i was a true yank, hours. maybe mins. mmmmh. not sure now)

[dan_mk1]

Lol, the original post slag is back?! eh andy!?

[Alex]

Marty just faxed me a jammy dodger. Thanks mate :D

[Al Wilson]

Marty just faxed me a jammy dodger. Thanks mate :D

Wasn't it a bit squashed? :wink:

[wisewood]

Lol, the original post slag is back?! eh andy!?

dont know what you mean mate. this is an important post, as proved by the page full of replies it recieved :D

[?Marty?]

Marty just faxed me a jammy dodger. Thanks mate :D

No problem. Just returning the favour after you sent me some Lucozade via Bluetooth.

[wisewood]

modern technology is frightening. i had no idea bluetooth could transfer foodstuffs.

I am working on a new chav technology - called burberrytooth.
Its a burberry styled dongle, which is pretty much useless but every chav will want one.

[epo]

modern technology is frightening. i had no idea bluetooth could transfer foodstuffs.

I am working on a new chav technology - called burberrytooth.
Its a burberry styled dongle, which is pretty much useless but every chav will want one.
i want one :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: