ouch - mother funkster

[wisewood]

My body just isnt up to the job anymore. I think its time to give up.

I have had a thumping headache since this time yesterday - and no matter how much caffeine or chocolate i eat it just gets worse and worse. I think it may be my body telling me that its time to stop eating chocolate and drinking pepsi at work and coke at home. Mummy always told me never to mix my drinks, maybe thats the problem.

Or maybe Pepsi and Coca-Cola put additives into their drinks to react against the rival soft drink.

[Chris]

I am thinking that a bit of the magic stella might sort you out andy.

Anyway not heard from you in a while, hows things?

[wisewood]

I have access to about 10k gallons of stella just outside my office door, but not a drop to drink. :lol:

I've got a load of cans of XXXX in the fridge at home, and several more cans under the bed in the spare room :lol: so might get stuck into that tonight after work.. probably right that i just need to unwind properly.

Things are good with me at the moment though, jsut sold my flat... big influx of cash on its way to my bank account in the next couple of months lol.

[?Marty?]

I'm going to poke you all with my barge pole.

[wisewood]

OOOOOOOOH poke me poke me.


My Hannifin brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like... "its better than yours" damn right its better than yours. I could teach you but i'd have to charge.

[?Marty?]

lmao

Welcome to the site mate! What car do you have? Tell us a little bit about yourself. There also appears to be an error with you 11 posts. I shall try and get that fixed up for you.

[wisewood]

yes please if you could that would be spiffing. i drive a hillman imp by the way.

[wisewood]

Please could someone post me some paracetamol to me tinterweb ip faxemail address please.

wisewood_novaloads_finest@tinterwebness.com/pain

[Mel]

lol welcome back mate.

i'm gettin worried about the Hannifin tho :lol:

[?Marty?]

The Hannifin is far too precious.

[Alex]

Only the sacred few know what the Hannifin is, and where it came from.

Until recently i kept it a secret

[broody]

well hello again andy, hows things down 'saaafffff' now,

You seem more happier, care free, fvcked in the head?
Which ever nice to see you again and hope you carry on the 11k posting.

how you and the lady?

Speak soon.

neil

[wisewood]

New house, lady friend? daaaarn sarf?

I'm a yorkshire puddin me mate :D

[broody]

didnt mean down south, just meant like down under/over your way/your life, that kinda meaning.

More like a yorkshire dumpling!

[epo]

andy hows the no smokin going mate :wink:

[?Marty?]

well, after going on for a little sailing, he's now smoking fags of a different kind. :lol:

[epo]

nowt wrong with herbal fags :lol: