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Anonymous
02-09-01, 02:39 AM
lol, saw all the FAO's so i thought i would make am FAO for FAO.

But back to business,

1) Why has cruise north west stopped working - FULL DETAILS PLS :)

2) Why does every car i see have a fucking "MOTORWAY MAINTENANCE" sticker on the bad? :-/

3) How does alcohol thin your blood

4) Why do people is wheel chairs wear shoes?


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Anonymous
02-09-01, 11:00 AM
davo why do u want to know about a cruise site when u never goto cruises??

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Anonymous
02-09-01, 12:21 PM
hmmmmm i dont know why people in wheelchairs wear shoes, tuff one that.

Anonymous
02-09-01, 03:17 PM
to keep their feet warm!

I just asked my dad why alcohol thins ur blood and he says it doesnt. That surprised me really cos Im sure it does and he should really know that. Hes a doctor and really should know!! that is worrying.

I bet every car you see doesnt have a motorway maintenance sticker on the back but if they all do then I would say your'e in a garage used by the motorway maintenance people.

Cruise north west is just blocking you cos ur a troublemaker.

Anonymous
03-09-01, 12:46 PM
lol, bout right, im not a trouble maker, im all innocent :)

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Anonymous
03-09-01, 12:46 PM
lol, bout right, im not a trouble maker, im all innocent :)

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All comments expressed in this post are completely of his own opinion. None are meant to be harmfull, nor are they meant to annoy / irritate anybody in any way. I do believe that what i say is generally funny, but we are all different and see thing sin different lights, whats blue to me could be dark grey to you. If you feel that this post is offensive in any way what so ever, dont read it. so ner ner ner ner ner ner ner :P

:D I WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE ***@NOVALOAD.NET IS THE ONLY NOVA DRIVER ON HERE :D

Anonymous
03-09-01, 01:06 PM
u sure you haven't got a motorway maintenance sticker stuck to the bottom of your windscreen??;)

Anonymous
03-09-01, 01:29 PM
cnw is closed cause the owner was pissed off with all the idiots

i have a
motorway maintenance sticker
doctor on call to drop in front window
emergency plumber on headed plumber paper

i also have a bright orange and yellow recovery jacket

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Anonymous
03-09-01, 01:50 PM
problem is ste you dont see too many doctors on call driving a heavily modified novas do you?

Anonymous
03-09-01, 02:27 PM
it doesn't look heavily modified? thats the whole theme to ste's car :-/

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Anonymous
03-09-01, 03:46 PM
one of my old doctors has a sapphire cossie on 17's.. looks ace with a fucking orange light stuck on the top! and doctor on it's sunstrip! lol..

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Anonymous
03-09-01, 08:40 PM
people in wheelchairs wear shoes to keep feet warm and protect the ickle toes against kerbing problems...
Alcohol doesn't thin the blood but it does widen the arteries (smoking narrows them) so if you go out for a heavy drinking session you should smoke too to balance it out... thats my excuse anyway.
and where exactly on the car is the "bad" where these alleged motorway maintainance stickers are?
Davo?
Davo??


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