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?Marty?
12-07-04, 10:14 PM
Hi everyone!
I never did this when i joined, i just started posting about using porcelein toilets as seat replacements and advised Ade to fit a dildo handbrake cover. I am infact one of the Admin taking the piss (Ian :wink: ) but no one has guessed who i am yet! lol

In fact, that is what the whole ''RAT OUT'' posts were about. Almost got rumbled! lol

Anyway, i'd like you all to welcome me to the site now. Thank you please.
Mel
12-07-04, 10:18 PM
hi mate, welcome to the site.

tell us a lil bit about urself then :lol:
?Marty?
12-07-04, 10:40 PM
http://tomato.fobby.net/image/insane.gif
Mel
12-07-04, 10:45 PM
"i wanna be a hippy and i wanna get stoned...." :lol:

somehow i think you've had a lil bit TOO much to smoke tho
burgo
12-07-04, 10:47 PM
marty















your weird
?Marty?
12-07-04, 11:26 PM
i demand to be welcomed!!

http://www.chapman-birks.freeserve.co.uk/Kids%20pages/gallery/emmas.jpg
Stuart
12-07-04, 11:29 PM
fook off


im gonna take that hipaa course lol
Riggy
12-07-04, 11:29 PM
alright mate welcome to novaload










RAT OUT LOL :D
dan_mk1
12-07-04, 11:33 PM
Welcome young one...i hope you have a healthy interest in porn and kitted nova's?!
broody
13-07-04, 04:16 AM
how do we know your name is marty, is could be philip or tracy?
Rach
13-07-04, 08:47 AM
welcome fella...

you seem strangely familiar...

:D
epo
13-07-04, 06:46 PM
how do and welcome

what do u drive
do u like pizza :?: :lol:
Riggy
13-07-04, 07:05 PM
PICS


lol actually i wonder what marty looks like


(not in a gay way)honest :D
Rach
13-07-04, 07:07 PM
PICS


lol actually i wonder what marty looks like


(not in a gay way)honest :D

yeah yeah, whatever you say...!

:lol:
?Marty?
13-07-04, 07:20 PM
Some questions to consider.....

How can i be familiar, when no one can know me due to never having met me. Believing in anything i say about myself, would involve an unconditional acceptance of my words being truthful. Even if i post pictures of a car or of myself, there would have to be the acceptance of the origin of the photographic 'evidence' as that of what i claim it to be. Do i even drive a nova? IS it actually blue? Can anyone PROVE that i am male? Or female? OR in fact, am i even ONE person!? Has anyone noticed how my 'personality' (as much as pixels can represent one's personality) seems to alter from day to day, or time to time? Even if anyone ever heard my voice on the phone, MET someone claiming to be ''cool.Marty from Novaload'' in person, and etc. IS it really 'him/me'?

There is no way of verifying ANYTHING i have ever posted on this board.

:wink:

Anyway, feel free to whisper amongst yourselves.

ALL i AM is new, and i wish to be welcomed.

He's alright, but he's not real.
?Marty?
13-07-04, 07:22 PM
Anyway, this also applies to each and every one of you. And if anyone claims to anyting to do with honesty, i will take that as a lie.

Because i know that none of you are actually real people, and i am infact being used in an experiment with an AI supercomputer. Assuming that i am actually real. Because it may be the other way round.

Also, feel free to attempt to send me a PM. And see what happens. lol
Rach
13-07-04, 07:23 PM
well, you've now scared a hell of a lot of people now...
Mel
13-07-04, 09:16 PM
lol..its true about the pm bit tho.

"user does not exist"

think he's just verified that for us :wink:
?Marty?
13-07-04, 10:00 PM
^^^ who the hell was that prick pretending to be me earlier? lol