FFS!

[dan_mk1]

Been let down on the nova again!
some1 buy the fucking thing! whoever buys it gets free head from denny?! hows that sound?!!? lol

http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=96063

[Dpnova]

Im not giving head to just anyone dan you know i have standards :lol:

[Rach]

sounds like a bargain to me...

:D

[dan_mk1]

Im not giving head to just anyone dan you know i have standards :lol:

lmao, your standards are with the fishes mate!

thanks rach...sure you dont wanna buy it!? lol

[Rach]

thanks rach...sure you dont wanna buy it!? lol

we've talked about this before... :wink:

[Dpnova]

dan sell it to me missus :D

[novahead]

^^^^ lmao

[dan_mk1]

dan sell it to me missus :D

you said she cant afford it! she can pay me in sexual favours?!? lmao

[Rach]

dan sell it to me missus :D

you said she cant afford it! she can pay me in sexual favours?!? lmao

if that's how you're selling it, i'll have it... lol

:D

[Al Wilson]

dan sell it to me missus :D

you said she cant afford it! she can pay me in sexual favours?!? lmao

if that's how you're selling it, i'll have it... lol

:D

What the fu*k have I stumbled upon here...... :lol:

[Rach]

:lol:

dan's dodgy dealings....

[Dpnova]

Dan dont talk about shagging birds to cover up the fact your gay

[Rach]

dont worry denny, you'll always be his bitch

:lol:

[Dpnova]

other way round rach i give he recieves

[Rach]

ah right, lucky boy... lol

:D

[Al Wilson]

Oh god! Think of a happy place, think of a happy place!!!! :!:

[dan_mk1]

wtf?! lol!

[Al Wilson]

wtf?! lol!

You people are scary! Can't wait to meet you all! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rach]

:wink: :D

[Dpnova]

:twisted:

[?Marty?]

Bummer alert!

[?Marty?]

Once upon a time, a page ago, there were a lot of homosexual innuendo. Then, in the woods, along came prince Al Wilson....[enter Al from left of the stage]


Oh god! Think of a happy place, think of a happy place!!!!
^^^ my my, aren't WE excited? lol


Can't wait to meet you all! :lol: :lol: :lol:
^^^ and why is that then? lol

[Al Wilson]

Once upon a time, a page ago, there were a lot of homosexual innuendo. Then, in the woods, along came prince Al Wilson....[enter Al from left of the stage]


Oh god! Think of a happy place, think of a happy place!!!!
^^^ my my, aren't WE excited? lol


Can't wait to meet you all! :lol: :lol: :lol:
^^^ and why is that then? lol

lmfao!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mel]

lmao. Al, you get used to it. You may even be persuaded to join in sometime (including trax camping lol)


sorry that you've been let down mate, but someone really has got a bargain for ?800..if i didnt already have one, i'd buy it

[Al Wilson]

lmao. Al, you get used to it. You may even be persuaded to join in sometime (including trax camping lol)



Something to look forward to! :lol: Help. :lol:

[Mel]

LOL..they aint that bad *cough*NOT*cough* :lol:

once you've been initiated (ask neil's bum christening at PV) then you're safe :lol:

[epo]

lmao. Al, you get used to it. You may even be persuaded to join in sometime (including trax camping lol)



Something to look forward to! :lol: Help. :lol:

as long as u dont mind been stripped bollock naked and bouncin ur car off the limiter ull fit in fine

rmemeber limiters are the future :wink:

[?Marty?]

Bummers. lol

[Mel]

lol, yeah epo.

Bet Marty would love to join in though! :lol:

[?Marty?]

Jesus, i didn't think i masturbated THAT much, but the writing's gone all blurry!

[Mel]

masterbation tends to do that to you marty :lol:

[burgo]

u talkin from experience mel??

[Mel]

nooo course not. i dont masterbate *cough* :lol:

[burgo]

hmmmm wots that i can smell bullsh1t would it b

[dan_mk1]

Lmao, wtf has happened to this post! Al....im not a bummer....denny likes to think i am cos he fancies me/my car! lol

[?Marty?]

I've bummed the lot of ya. So i beg to differ.

I shall also refrain from playing with myself till the hair falls off my palms.

[Rach]

:roll:

[epo]

I've bummed the lot of ya. So i beg to differ.

I shall also refrain from playing with myself till the hair falls off my palms.

u bin shavin ur pubes off again and gluing them to ur hands??

[Rach]

ew...

:|

[?Marty?]

u bin shavin ur pubes off again and gluing them to ur hands??

Yes. And no.

[Rach]

:?

[?Marty?]

Gluing any sort of hair to any part of your body would just be plain stupid.

On the prehistoric caveman/woman, pubic hair served the purpose of maintaining the temperature of the genitals, as too low/high sperm count declines and negatively affects reproduction. (And something happens to women, but i also thought they had testicles? Anyway, this is irrelevant.)
Obviously homosapiens were not born with clothes, so 'nature' provided bodyhair for this purpose. i.e. pubic hair for the 'protection' of the genitals.

Pubic hair is unsightly and wholely unnecessary. And also gets in your teeth.

I predict that in a 100 years or so (or even less, who knows) humans will be born without genital hair due to evolution.

[Rach]

Dr Marty has spoken....

:D

[?Marty?]

Yes. Shaven haven is the future! lol

Get those razors out people. lol

[Rach]

:wink:

[dan_mk1]

Gluing any sort of hair to any part of your body would just be plain stupid.

On the prehistoric caveman/woman, pubic hair served the purpose of maintaining the temperature of the genitals, as too low/high sperm count declines and negatively affects reproduction. (And something happens to women, but i also thought they had testicles? Anyway, this is irrelevant.)
Obviously homosapiens were not born with clothes, so 'nature' provided bodyhair for this purpose. i.e. pubic hair for the 'protection' of the genitals.

Pubic hair is unsightly and wholely unnecessary. And also gets in your teeth.

I predict that in a 100 years or so (or even less, who knows) humans will be born without genital hair due to evolution.

For once marty's actually making sense and not chatting absolute dog balls! lol

[?Marty?]

Yes, shave your dogs balls also. I have shaved my pussy.

[5_door owner]

humans will be born without genital hair due to evolution.


WTF you were born with pube's you must av been one wierd baby