Anonymous
26-08-01, 08:22 AM
bugger.
last nite me and the lads went to a cruise in darlington, all was well and it got to about 11:30 and we decided to head home. We drove through the tyne tunnel and i pulled over to ask the lads where we were off to next.
A meeting point was aranged and i flew off up the road to drop my brother off coz he was tired, My plan was to catch back up to the lads on the way to the meeting point.
Anyways i got lost and ended up circling round a roundabout a few times while a roit van watched, ovb they had to stick there black fingers into the pot so they stopped me and did a check convo went summit like this......
PIGS "hello is this your car son?"
ME "Yeah is there a problem?"
PIGS "Its just a the roundabout thing just b4"
ME " Sorry im abit lost im trying to find my mates in the focas diy car park"
PIGS "Ok son its just down the road and turn right"
ME "Cheers"
PIGS "Ok drive safely........OI SON WAIT!" (a diffrent PIG walks over out ov the van)
PIGS2"U been drinking sonny??"
ME "No i hardly drink"
PIGS2"U been taking drugs???"
ME "EHHHH?? where u get that from????"
PIGS2"I can tell sonny your eyes are all glazed over!" (he says this looking extremly excited at the prospect ov overtime and doing his bit for queen and country)
ME "Erm no mate im wearing contact lenses" (pig loooks facking sick and then has another look round car)
PIGS2"Ho ho ho sonny whos is that tax disc???" (pig looks like hes just cum)
ME "Ohh BASTARD"
i sent off my reg docs while the car was parked up at work, they toook facking ages to come back (think i got em on friday) so i aquired a tax disc from work.
theres loads at work with say 1 month left etc etc, what happens is when a demonstrator vehicle is being prepaird to be sold it has a valet etc etc and the disc is genraly either
1. took off the car be sumbody to be refunded if its got a good size ov meat left on it
2. took off by me and binned if it hasnt
ohh dear i used one ov these ones!
i got arested and had to park the veccy up in a dodgy as fuck car park with no cameras while the chucked me into a meat wagon and took me to get busted.
i admited to everything and told them my reasons for useing the disc (about the car docs being in the post etc etc)
they gave me a producer at the staion and then bailed me to go back in 2 weeks
now
i asked the copper on the way back to my car about 3 hours later if he thought it would goto court etc etc and would i get "another" fine, he says he didnt know what would happen, so i tried to be nice to him and he eventually said that he thought i would get a caution, so i butterd him up and he said he would write down in his report that he wanted me to have a cuation (dozy black bastard)
he drops me off and says summit like "ill have a word sonny and see what i can do??"
LOL
but if it was that simple why didnt they give me a cuation at the station? (am i right in thinking they are gonna wait and see if i produce my docs 1st b4 deciding my fate?)
isnt this a nice big post (can u tell i didnt sleep last nite LMAO)
Micky@novaload.net :)
last nite me and the lads went to a cruise in darlington, all was well and it got to about 11:30 and we decided to head home. We drove through the tyne tunnel and i pulled over to ask the lads where we were off to next.
A meeting point was aranged and i flew off up the road to drop my brother off coz he was tired, My plan was to catch back up to the lads on the way to the meeting point.
Anyways i got lost and ended up circling round a roundabout a few times while a roit van watched, ovb they had to stick there black fingers into the pot so they stopped me and did a check convo went summit like this......
PIGS "hello is this your car son?"
ME "Yeah is there a problem?"
PIGS "Its just a the roundabout thing just b4"
ME " Sorry im abit lost im trying to find my mates in the focas diy car park"
PIGS "Ok son its just down the road and turn right"
ME "Cheers"
PIGS "Ok drive safely........OI SON WAIT!" (a diffrent PIG walks over out ov the van)
PIGS2"U been drinking sonny??"
ME "No i hardly drink"
PIGS2"U been taking drugs???"
ME "EHHHH?? where u get that from????"
PIGS2"I can tell sonny your eyes are all glazed over!" (he says this looking extremly excited at the prospect ov overtime and doing his bit for queen and country)
ME "Erm no mate im wearing contact lenses" (pig loooks facking sick and then has another look round car)
PIGS2"Ho ho ho sonny whos is that tax disc???" (pig looks like hes just cum)
ME "Ohh BASTARD"
i sent off my reg docs while the car was parked up at work, they toook facking ages to come back (think i got em on friday) so i aquired a tax disc from work.
theres loads at work with say 1 month left etc etc, what happens is when a demonstrator vehicle is being prepaird to be sold it has a valet etc etc and the disc is genraly either
1. took off the car be sumbody to be refunded if its got a good size ov meat left on it
2. took off by me and binned if it hasnt
ohh dear i used one ov these ones!
i got arested and had to park the veccy up in a dodgy as fuck car park with no cameras while the chucked me into a meat wagon and took me to get busted.
i admited to everything and told them my reasons for useing the disc (about the car docs being in the post etc etc)
they gave me a producer at the staion and then bailed me to go back in 2 weeks
now
i asked the copper on the way back to my car about 3 hours later if he thought it would goto court etc etc and would i get "another" fine, he says he didnt know what would happen, so i tried to be nice to him and he eventually said that he thought i would get a caution, so i butterd him up and he said he would write down in his report that he wanted me to have a cuation (dozy black bastard)
he drops me off and says summit like "ill have a word sonny and see what i can do??"
LOL
but if it was that simple why didnt they give me a cuation at the station? (am i right in thinking they are gonna wait and see if i produce my docs 1st b4 deciding my fate?)
isnt this a nice big post (can u tell i didnt sleep last nite LMAO)
Micky@novaload.net :)