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Anonymous
03-08-01, 10:23 AM
34D a nice handfull lol :D

im a little 0:) but a >:) under the sheets
Anonymous
03-08-01, 11:10 AM
I'm an ass man myself and her arse is peachy fine.
Anonymous
03-08-01, 11:18 AM
ass = oh yes, EXTREMLY PEACHY!!!!!

tits = FUKING HELL!!!!!!!! 36 C

and the rest is minted yum yum



role, role....oh shit there goes my wheel
Anonymous
03-08-01, 11:18 AM
lmao @ blondie!!! I'm glad you said "her arse!!"
could've been a few rumours started then!!!!

Nice car, what's the retail on one of those?
More than you can afford pal....Ferrari!

smoke him!
Anonymous
03-08-01, 12:20 PM
4 fingers a thumb and a soft palm.

* If it bleeds fuck it, if it dont bleed fuck it till it does!

* Can you count to 16? well good girl thats good enough for me :D!

* If i give you a sweety will you play with my ferret?
Anonymous
03-08-01, 01:10 PM
lmao@davo is that Rosey palm and her five sisters?

I know them well!!
Anonymous
03-08-01, 02:09 PM
naa, that the left hand, my other is mrs palmer and her 5 lovely daughters

* If it bleeds fuck it, if it dont bleed fuck it till it does!

* Can you count to 16? well good girl thats good enough for me :D!

* If i give you a sweety will you play with my ferret?
Anonymous
03-08-01, 02:31 PM
whats the most fingers you have had in a slag with out her screaming lol

:) decisions decisions :)
Anonymous
03-08-01, 04:04 PM
:O

4...and at a push i rekon i could have had 5...but we were in the kitchen with her parents in the living room, so i didn't want her yelping out like a dog who's just had his paw stood on...lmao

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Anonymous
03-08-01, 04:11 PM
lmao @ dogs paw noise. lol



* If it bleeds fuck it, if it dont bleed fuck it till it does!

* Can you count to 16? well good girl thats good enough for me :D!

* If i give you a sweety will you play with my ferret?
Anonymous
03-08-01, 05:11 PM
Ever seen double fisting....ouch :O
Anonymous
03-08-01, 06:41 PM
ermm my lass is of with another bloke coz i spend to much time on me car LOL

i also once said i luved me nova more than her HA HA HA HA (this is not a very good thing to say at all)

ahh well :D

Micky@novaload.net :)
Anonymous
04-08-01, 01:59 AM
lol micky ;)

I'll do me ex, as who knows - we mite get back together soon... She wants me to go around on mondee cuz noones home and her current b/f is on holiday! Fucking mummies boy faggot he is, loaded parents etc.. grrrrrr

Anyways, she's 34C-24-34 and sweet 16

Mmmmm :) Can't wait till monday :D :D :D

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Anonymous
07-08-01, 12:56 PM
I'll do your ex-bird aswell stokie if she's got stats like that, so did bowling commence?
Anonymous
08-08-01, 12:41 AM
No, we had a fuck off argument on the phone typically before I was gonna go

But thats sorted so I'm goin up next week now when her mum aint in. lol

Shud be interestin :)

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Anonymous
26-08-01, 01:56 PM
U lot!!!!!! Honestly!!! rite well then how bout the lads stats on here???? cumon if u can say that about lasses its only fair ;p
Anonymous
26-08-01, 02:46 PM
i agree sam, think they should all get the rulers out!!
see where they stand with stats!!! :P
Anonymous
26-08-01, 03:02 PM
mine stands to the left...
Anonymous
26-08-01, 03:16 PM
if you wanna know, your gonna have to come and see for yourself ;)

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Anonymous
27-08-01, 12:29 AM
lol no offers then, i'l' go hide in my room again :O

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Anonymous
27-08-01, 01:17 AM
Rulers out :O What stats do you want to know exactly :p
Anonymous
27-08-01, 03:55 AM
shall we all measure our big toes or somethin? :D

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