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Anonymous
23-08-01, 02:23 PM
For sale

Nova 3 door saloon for sale in blue. 1.0 litre engine, 56,000 genuine
miles, registered in 1987 (D reg). Engine runs well and interior is
fairly neat. Some rust on passenger door and wheel arches, needs new
exhaust and lock on passenger door. Has 10 months MOT. Will negotiate as
don't have the heart to scrap it!

?200 ono
paular@cacdp.demon.co.uk
Paula ~~ 07775 515678
Anonymous
23-08-01, 02:25 PM
Wrong forum, ner ner ner, what a terrible example this is, i get banned for this sort of shit. Sort it out!

:P

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Davo Disclaimer
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All comments expressed in this post are completely of his own opinion. None are meant to be harmfull, nor are they meant to annoy / irritate anybody in any way. I do believe that what i say is generally funny, but we are all different and see thing sin different lights, whats blue to me could be dark grey to you. If you feel that this post is offensive in any way what so ever, dont read it. so ner ner ner ner ner ner ner :P
Anonymous
23-08-01, 02:40 PM
get sum tax for that, and you've got a disposable shitter to get from a - b in for 10 months...

[after taking the car for a test drive:]

"i dont really know whether i want it or not...the driver seat hasn't got quite enough aroma for me...sit on it for another month or two and i'll get back to ya..."

[2 months later]

"why does it smell of your dad now?"

"he's been using to get to work in for the past coupla weeks"

"oh right...his ass smells a lot nicer than yours...i'll take it!"

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 02:45 PM
lmao @ ged, your mad, join the rat club m8, when did monkey ever do anything for you?

lol

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Davo Disclaimer
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All comments expressed in this post are completely of his own opinion. None are meant to be harmfull, nor are they meant to annoy / irritate anybody in any way. I do believe that what i say is generally funny, but we are all different and see thing sin different lights, whats blue to me could be dark grey to you. If you feel that this post is offensive in any way what so ever, dont read it. so ner ner ner ner ner ner ner :P
Anonymous
23-08-01, 03:13 PM
Rat vs Monkey flash animation cummin up...lol

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 04:23 PM
Ged - if you followed the instructions in my seat sniffers post you would have rid the seat of demons thus resulting in the manly odour being dismissed and only the fresh fishly fragrance of female posterior remaining.
Why oh why oh why do you people not listen to me - maybe its because i'm mad.

andrew.tunnicliffe@whitbread.com
ANDY@WISEWOOD.NET
Anonymous
23-08-01, 10:09 PM
err i wasn't selling it Davo it was cause it is a (fit?) bird selling the car!!!!

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Anonymous
24-08-01, 10:05 AM
probably a fat mong with nasty guffs...lol

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