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Anonymous
22-08-01, 09:19 PM
New company just being set up, found their info on another site, heres some of their advice lol:

you'll get 204 bhp with a 2.0 16v on throttle bodies.

:D *****just like that***** :D (no need for performance manifold, straight through exhaust, bottom end bolts!!)

add a filter and full 2.5" bore straight through zorst and you'll be looking at around 225bhp

:D *****just like that ***** :D (well all kits come with a filter anyway so where can i get this exhaust that gives 21bhp?? oh yeah u need it for 204!)

cam, head flow = 240bhp

:D ***** just like that***** :D (don't bother with pistons and all the other work, let tommy weave his magic! 240bhp "just like that")

gains start getting minimal when u get over the 200bhp mark...u have to spend a lot to get a little extra power...

(not according to the advice you gave 2 secs ago!)
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Anonymous
22-08-01, 09:48 PM
HA HA HA HA HA with a fez on my head

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 12:04 AM
lmao @ footer.

secondly, i want to make a public complaint to de awkward :P

:D I WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE IAN@NOVALOAD.NET IS THE ONLY NOVA DRIVER ON HERE :D
Anonymous
23-08-01, 12:21 AM
what about paul daniels pug tuning??

You'll like this but not a lot!!

:D

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 01:50 AM
lol!
Anonymous
23-08-01, 09:52 AM
read my reply to your post ian.

things will become apparent.

god you have a limp handshake

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 12:21 PM
How do you know god has a limp handshake?

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Just like that!
Anonymous
23-08-01, 12:53 PM
lol

i better come up with a better footer! i'm loosing my title ! :O :p

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 01:02 PM
Is this actually a serious tuning company?!?!?!? or is it just a wind up?

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D
Anonymous
23-08-01, 01:25 PM
oh dear spot the blonde!

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Just like that!
Anonymous
23-08-01, 01:46 PM
Yes, I am...sorry...Tommy is a real tuning company...power comes 'just like that!'

u heard it here first JK :>

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 02:15 PM
erm..... I'll get me coat!!!!

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D
Anonymous
23-08-01, 03:16 PM
How do u guys put these flash footnote images on ??



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Anonymous
23-08-01, 03:28 PM
Whats the number for tommy cooper tuning. I want to know what bhp he can get if i put twin 40's on a 1.4.

170 perhaps?

LMFAO

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 03:56 PM
Not sure, they are based in blackpool though!

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Anonymous
23-08-01, 04:01 PM
doh!!! do you think they could fit a 2.0 16v engine :D ****** Just like that ****** :D ?

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D
Anonymous
23-08-01, 07:29 PM
whats all this about god having a handshake???

i thought god was a dj??

Micky@novaload.net :)
Anonymous
23-08-01, 09:25 PM
isnt god alanis morisette??

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Anonymous
24-08-01, 09:59 AM
I know Tommy very well...

he's based very very close to me (infact, too close for comfort)

sometimes when he pisses me off i shadow box him...but he always wins for sum reason :-/

hmmmmmm

lmao...i think i might be taking this too far...lol:p

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