help Rich_p please

[Anonymous]

Rich_p was having no luck with his chat up lines last nite can any1 give him any help coz he needs it badly

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[Anonymous]

lol

yeah... this thread should be pretty comical

btw... clubbing on a sunday rox... all the nice birds come out of hiding...

[Anonymous]

hmmmmm.......

I would like to rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together?


and if u goto Italy say.

Io Woi Compra tu a beua o porta Scopa?

Can I buy you a drink or shall we just shag?


but for best results try these!!!

1.Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

2.Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

3.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

4.Nice legs, what time do they open?

thats my best ones use them with great care

laters
THE PAGSTER raarrr

[Anonymous]

Rich is a knob so he'll never pull :)

He was insistent on telling me about his m8s sister tho.. dunno which m8, and tonite on about all these tight little 15/16 year olds who you can tell are slags in bed :)

Rich will always be a virgin boy :D

PS: if you go to Italy, try these:

I have never known love until now -- Non ho mai conosciuto l'amore fino ad oggi

The profound mystery of whatever you just said sets my heart on fire -- Il profondo mistero di cio che stai dicendo mi infuoca il cuore.

What is your name, my celestial fruit basket? -- Come ti chiami, mio cestino di frutta celestiale?

Your name is like an ageless aria to my ears -- Il tuo nome suona alle mie orecchie come una melodia senza eta.

Then at least give me your phone number, my heavenly marinara sauce -- Almeno dammi il tuo numero di telefono, mio sugo allla marinara.

You look beautiful in the candlelight -- Se bella al lume di candela

You must be even more beautiful in the dark -- Devi essere piu bella nell'oscurita

Will you join me for dinner? -- Verresti a cena con me?

Dinner was delicious. What's for dessert? -- La cena era squisita. Cosa c'e per dessert?

Would you like to see my sculptures? -- Ti piacerebbe vedere le mie sculture?

May I show you my obelisk? -- Posso mostrarti il mio obelisco?

Take off your clothes -- Spogliati

Take off my clothes -- Spogliami

Your breasts are like melons from Tuscany -- Il tuo seno e come i meloni toscani

Hug me -- Abbrecciami

Kiss me -- Baciami

My treasure -- Tesoro mio

Slower -- piu piano

Faster -- piu in fretta

Oh my God -- Oh mio Dio

I love you -- Ti amo

I will never leave you -- Non ti lascero mai

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[Anonymous]

Stokie, do you have some cheesey italian dictionary or something!???!
I think I will try some of those lines in manchester and see what happens!!!! :)

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D

[Anonymous]

manchester?
mtf?
lmao - you'll get a slap up the face for being a clever git probably.
haha

andrew.tunnicliffe@whitbread.com
ANDY@WISEWOOD.NET

[Anonymous]

It'll still be worth a try though!!!!

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D

[Anonymous]

dave

you muppet

ya tha one whos da loser... you fancy all these schoolgirls and the parents find out and come knocking on ya door... funny as hell

[Anonymous]

yeh well me ex is legal now and she's up for some raw sex innit :)

hehe john, well i woz off to italy this year for me hols so got some bitch online to send me a load of chat up lines in italian! Bastard thing is, I decided seeing as I have no money, i'll spend it on a nova rather than going away so neva got to try 'em!

O well... i'll try 'em @ the local school gates when the next accademic year starts :)

PS: Rich, I know ur frustrated m8, but don't send me messages that say 'I am ready to fuck a man m8, I'm so desperate!!!!!!!!!!'

hahahaha :D

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[Anonymous]

oh i could so kill you...

take no notice of him everyone, hes weird, and his names dave