arrrghhhh horrible horrible car!

[Anonymous]

How not to modify a car - p45 new fast car

the worlds worst saxo, this is just typical of horrible saxos that you see everywhere....

m3 mirrors - nice and original!
stick on maxi spoiler - nice and subtle ;)
stick on petrol cap - say no more
tinted windows - oh dear soooo 1980's
The worst looking 17" wheels i have EVER seen, look like 14's
its also a vtr!! but has a 1.4 engine - nice!

but this is the killer....
the front end - normal bumper
chequer plate splitter
AND a seat splitter
AND corner splitters - has this boy no f###ing taste or what? i dont care if he is poor and a student tosser, but that is bad!

and the back has another seat splitter and corner splitters

HOW THE F### DID THIS GET FEATURED?????

Rant over!

i think i'll be abusing fast car next time i speak to em lol

[Anonymous]

Fast car....nuff said :D

[Anonymous]

Here's a good link to see more "class" Saxos:

http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~rob.convery/mags.htm

[Anonymous]

oppps...my third post...sorry!

Anyway, I had to see this Saxo, so after a little surfing, I think I've found it:

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/media/donny/fc_saxo.jpg

Well, there can't be more than one with that front... I hope not :O

Nice colour though.

[Anonymous]

minging, nuff said

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[Anonymous]

Its obvious you don't like Saxo's Ian, but as for each thing you go through and slate 'em you are saying the same about Nova owners.

I bet loads of people on Novaload have got a stick-on petrol cap, tinted windows and standard front bumpers.

Just because it isn't a Nova with your kit and a 2 litre it doesn't mean it is automatically a piece of s**t!

I won't even bother mentioning whats gonna happen to my Nova coz I know you don't have much time for the kit I am fitting either!

Just my 2 pence worth!

Rant over! lol

[Anonymous]

yeah but they are not in fast car!
what i was slagging was the fact it got a feature when "I" though it was not worthy, and if you put 3 splitters on your car i will mercilessly rip yours or anyone elses too, cos that is the worst offence, just tacky.

[Anonymous]

What the f**k is that splitter!!!! it doesn't follow the lines of the car at all!!!! It just looks like he has tried to get as many different splitters on as possible!!!!

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D

[Anonymous]

bring on a speed bump...muhahahaha that'll make his car look nicer...lmao

anyone fancy finding ouy where he lives and going along and doing a little competition...

"See how many people can stand on a tacky, 20 million layer splitter before it snaps off"

lmfao

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[Anonymous]

perhaps thats what it is for!!! most owners of Saxos are girls or pansies!!! so that is his little shelf for all his beanie babies!!

2.0 16v on its way soon!!!! :D

[Anonymous]

paush wheres the abuse for the others?
get a grip, you fool.

[Anonymous]

what abuse ian?

i wasn't abusing anyone (oooer!) just pointing out the fact that not everyone has s**tloads to spend on their cars and try their best with the money they have.

i 'spose fast car featured it coz it was 'different' - okay, not necessarily good in everyones opinion - while i don't think its the bo**ox the front is still something different to the same old Saxo mods!

And no, I ain't fitting three splitters to mine... just the Abyss kit I have indoors once I can afford to get it done and i'll put a DTM splitter on the front bumper.

I know you don't like the Abyss kit so I expect some p**s taking for that one...

[Anonymous]

At least the guy has tried, lets all be honest it certainly looks "different"

I aint got a problem with it, I think it would turn heads and if the truth be known I think its not a bad car.

Wait for the abuse...............

Pika

[Anonymous]

Well said mate!

I know for certain it would turn many a head round my area.

[Anonymous]

yeh it would turn heads due to the noise coming from the 1.2i nova pushing it!!!!

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[Anonymous]

maybe its cos im a girly like you said:-/ but i think that it looks quite nice :)
and go on, rip me as much as you want but i wouldnt b ashamed if that was my car :P

[Anonymous]

id say get rid of the first splitter as in the top black one and then it would look ok, but it just looks a bot weird for having that many stuck together, might be better if they were seamless and nice and smooth.
as for originality i aint saying anything cause of the kit im having is on near enough every nova in the world...lol

[Anonymous]

i like the abyss kit i think it looks well nice :D

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

i like the front bumper but not the rest, thats why im hopefully getting it as soon as i can to go with the respray i get soon :)

[Anonymous]

it looks like one of them plastic models..
hold on i just need to stick the bumper on with soem evo stick. fast car must have sent one of there blind ppl maybe? fuckin enterprise front bumper

[Anonymous]

a 1.2i wouldn't be able to push that ste, well, unless it was your limited edition 1.2i ;)

as for the abyss kit, i didn't go for the entire kit coz i didn't want a scooby vent or the spoiler at the time.

i've got a similar but bigger spoiler from vauxstyle on the way instead. :)

roll on the bodyshop and respray :(

[Anonymous]

looks ace.

[Anonymous]

got a novadoes rear and getting the Novadose sideskirts will look good with the abyss front but.....all done before so gonna do some customizing by fitting some foggys in the abyss bumper to make it stand out a bit...as for spolier its just a colour coded sr one soon - old style god knows what ill attach to it but ill figure it out soon

[Anonymous]

lmao @ Mr Davo :p

[Anonymous]

I actually think it could look ok, but the splitters just stick out too far from the sides.....I'd hate to have to park next to a high curb with it :O I mean, it sticks out miles from the rest of the car...further out than the wheels. It could look ok if the side were flush with the body, or more or less.

I love the bonnet though...very smart.

[Anonymous]

ive never liked them daft corner splitters any way.

Micky@novaload.net :)