Girlfriend For sale!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Most of you have seen her! offers please Im kinda broke and she dont wana be pimped so im gona sell her instead.



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[Anonymous]

wrong forum rex!

how about 1 groat... and a turnip?

novaking

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[Anonymous]

1 groat or one grope?

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[Anonymous]

how much just for her head? with or without eye balls im not fussy

[Anonymous]

hey man i aint spliting her.

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[Anonymous]

do you need this cash or what?

[Anonymous]

both will do rex?

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[Anonymous]

if you break her and sell the parts you may get more...
although you could end up with bits that wont sell and are useless... like the brain or the toes... useless parts on women.

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[Anonymous]

does she use teeth?

cos if she does its not good! :O

B-) I'm a little Yellow Fish in the Deep Blue Sea B-)

[Anonymous]

wisewood what do u wana pay for that engine???

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[Anonymous]

lol..rexy..i aint paying
i expect her for free.
jeez!

[Anonymous]

large headlights and a nice rear bumper? i'll take it

however if its one of them you can rent then nah

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[Anonymous]

ill need a good test run m8 b4 i decide on a price :D

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[Anonymous]

why should any of us start paying for rexy's bird? we never have had to in the past. (jus joshin cheiftan)

[Anonymous]

i'll start the bidding at ?20 :D

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[Anonymous]

Is she moddified ?

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

stainless steel box

[Anonymous]

greased nipples?

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[Anonymous]

big bore?

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[Anonymous]

whats her wank...sorry crank like :-/ :p

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[Anonymous]

turdo conversion?

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[Anonymous]

ste i think your taking this a bit serious.... ;)

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[Anonymous]

does she have twin fun er i mean air bags fitted?

[Anonymous]

induction kit?

think about it

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[Anonymous]

hum....good sucky sucky :D

[Anonymous]

jeeezus ste these are getting really obscure now.


smoothed rear end?

[Anonymous]

60/40 split back side?

chrome muffler?

adjustable bump and rebound?

stealth bra?

drip tray?

anti dive kit?

i could go on :D



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[Anonymous]

polly bush?

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[Anonymous]

whats the interior like ??

who gives a fuck what the interior is like !!!!!!

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

ok ok ste you know way too much about motors fella. I'm sitting here trying to think up funny ones and ste comes out with all that. I dont even know what all that shit is. i give up

[Anonymous]

heated rear (screen)

(fits like a) glove box

coin holder ;)

vaccum advance

bump stops (interestingly made of rubber)




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[Anonymous]

A few ques5tions b4 I part with me dollars...

Is she a good cold starter?

Is she very responsive?

What about handling?

Does she loose control without warning?

And when she was new, did you run her in gently or tear straight into arse out action?



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[Anonymous]

lol@ MC

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

fuck it lads ill hump her at billing (again LOL) and tell u what shes worth

Micky@novaload.net :)

[Anonymous]

lol. Feel free m8 got a few on the go anyway

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[Anonymous]

OMG Ste... drip tray! haha classic :D

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[Anonymous]

What about grab handles?

Cock Holders?

Small skirts?

Shaved bodywork?

Splitter? (or swallower)?

Large inlet manifold?

Polished and ported head?

Light weight chassis?

[Anonymous]

lol@ spllitter

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

rear defuser?

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[Anonymous]

careful ste rexy might take u up on that offer! ur track record aint that good for keeping em so id stay single and just a nova lad for now!!!!!

love as always Novachick xx