FAO girls on this site..

[broody]

im single, bored and sexualy deprived(sp), call me desprate but i want a sexy lady to talk to and keep me happy.
Pm me.

8)

[dan_mk1]

no kids at school eh?! bummer neil

[broody]

LMAO dan, ye :lol:

oh and girls,
www.faceparty.co.uk/sheffieldneil3k

[Dpnova]

He has a small c*ck LOL

[srs1]

tart neil.

[epo]

hire a prostitute neil or find a farmers field baaaaa :lol:

[broody]

no eop dont want no bucket woman, want a nice girl to talk to and keep me happy.

[Stuart]

dont the school holidays start soon? they will all be out then for you

[dan_mk1]

LMAO dan, ye :lol:

oh and girls,
www.faceparty.co.uk/sheffieldneil3k

your putting that on to attract girls?! :? :lol:

and mate....its a nova forum, how many decent looking girls have ever seen driving a nova/let alone be an 'enthusiast'?!

[novaboy1981]

PMSL @ neil!!

never seen anything quite so ridiculous in my life!! :lol:

only 1 thing 2 say....GET OUT MORE!!!

[broody]

haha andy, very funny.

IM so bored today, not done anything really could do with going out, cant be arsed!

well to be honest there are a FEW nice girls on this site, i'm emailing one of them at the mo and have been for a while, but wondering if there are any more.

[Ian]

who is it? so we can warn her about you

[broody]

It's Epo_sri

[Mel]

hang on a sec...lemme get this straight.

Neil's a horny lil bugger

and according to Dan_mk1, all of us girls on this site are not decent looking.

well, what a nice bunch of mates we all seem to have on here......NOT :roll:

[epo]

It's Epo_sri

eh just cos i got mildly flabby petrols dont mean am a bird :lol:

just have a wank neil least mrs palm and here five lovely daughters wont answere u back

if u need ne links to porn u let ur uncle epo know :wink: :lol:

[?Marty?]

Reading from your site you don't need a girl to make yuo happy anyway, just sit in the backseat of your car and count some money. Monopoly if not real. lol

[angel_vickie]

oh right..ya slating the girly's eh....well thats the way to pull isnt it...guys....ya need some tips...maybe then u wont b lonely lol.
:lol:

angel vickie

(luv ya all really lol)

[Rach]

and mate....its a nova forum, how many decent looking girls have ever seen driving a nova/let alone be an 'enthusiast'?!

you starting something...?

:twisted:

[Nova~Lolly]

lmao at this post.
neil wheres ya bird gone that ya was with at sheffield meet?

[Stuart]

she ahd to go back to school

[Rach]

lol

:lol:

[Col_Mk1]

hehe :lol: rach wens our date :lol:

[Rach]

hehe :lol: rach wens our date :lol:

:?

[srs1]

yeah rach, whens our date?




and dan,
there are a lot of sexy ladies on nl.
serious mate, you are being blinkered, open your eyes mate? (david blunket)

[broody]

shell shes an ex and we're still having sex, just not going out, but want something new.

[Stuart]

any too much info gen?!


that should get the ladys from here rushing (as if they werent in the first place) to you.

[Rach]

ha ha...

:D

[Alex]

he's an ex and we're still having sex, just not going out, but want something new.

Sorry couldn't resist

[Rach]

ah bless... :(

you're all mean!

[Barn]

how about a 'Member's Faces' section on this site so we know what everyone looks like ?

:?:

[Rach]

er... how about no...?

[Barn]

think its a good idea myself...

I'll be going with what dan_mk1 said then lmao

[Dave]

what's happened to tilly, an cara? don't see them on here much now

[dan_mk1]

think its a good idea myself...

I'll be going with what dan_mk1 said then lmao

what did i say!? lol :?

[Dpnova]

about u being gay

[dan_mk1]

shut up mofo! you said you wanted to hump that sexy guy in that big bling'd neon'd saxo on sunday! fag!

[Dpnova]

he was fit though :oops:

[dan_mk1]

lmao, you also said you found him more attractive because of his sexy car!?

[Barn]

and mate....its a nova forum, how many decent looking girls have ever seen driving a nova/let alone be an 'enthusiast'?!

[epo]

u sort of know what sum of us look like with us havin limiter pics :lol:

[sh0rty]

All limiter pics are of male lol. Not quite what he wants I dont think :)

[epo]

All limiter pics are of male lol. Not quite what he wants I dont think :)

oh yeah :oops: :lol:

[Ginja]

I think u should just keep a 5 knuckle shuffle

Just think of all the cash youll save on women

trust me they bleed u dry

(sorry ladies :P ) :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: runs

[Mel]

only thing i'd bleed u dry with is time.

as long as he likes novas and can help me out modding mine when i need help then thats what i want from him. shove the money (unless he's willing to buy me some sexy alloys/bumpers etc etc for my car, then i would say yes :lol: )

[Nova~Lolly]

incase u hadnt noticed lol most girls do have their pics on nl. i e me,c69,shorty,and a few others i cant remember.
oh and if its lads u want well like epo said look at the limiters.lol
anyways everyones missing footy!!!!

[novaboy1981]

hmmm, i feel a competition coming on here....anyone 4 'sexiest single girl on NL'?! :twisted: :lol:

[Mel]

dont lower NL down to RB standards :roll: RB are the people u wanna talk to for competing girls on their site against each other for best looker...

i knew some of you's were bad, but i didnt think you were that bad. :roll:

[hendrix]

hmmm, i feel a competition coming on here....anyone 4 'sexiest single girl on NL'?! :twisted: :lol:
How about NO. :lol:

[novaboy1981]

i think that makes me almost as desperate as old neil!
sorry ladies! :oops:

[Barn]

i think some people need to chill, lol

its only a bit of banter :roll:

lol at hendrix

[Jules]

Jesus chaps!!
You've got the internet - there's a wealth of pictures at your disposal containing all kinds of whatever perversion turns you on - I imagine there's plenty of "girls and cars" site out there *cough* Max Power *Cough* Fast Car *Cough* and who knows, maybe even "Girls and Nova" pics?

Leave the ladies on NL alone you sex pests!!
:lol:

[sh0rty]

lmao we're winning here girlies, got the males sticking up for us ;)

[scott.parker]

Oh dear neil your a lonly boy arnt you,well i was only of line for a week or so and it gets all messy,lol

Well least neil is still keeping you all entretaind..

scott

[Nova~Lolly]

lmao at this post didnt realise it wud get four pages long
girl power eh!!!!

[Barn]

* yawn * :roll:

lol

[~~joycey~~]

talking of nice girlies on here ^^ cough^^cough^^


lol :roll:

[Rach]

:lol:

[Barn]

me ?

:?

[?Marty?]

This topic is now CLOSED.

Nail has found exactly what he was after, and all is well again in the world.

This is the lucky girl, soon to be ridden like a donkey by the chipmunk-hung one:

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/8_2703/blowuplarge.jpg

[Rach]

now she's a classy looking bird... :D

[Stuart]

sorry rach, your dumped for her! :d

[Ste_Nova]

and according to Dan_mk1, all of us girls on this site are not decent looking.


i'd bone you.... i have no standards

[jkhilton]

LMFAO!!!! :lol: :lol:

[dan_mk1]

PMSL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
offer you cant refuse mel??

[Dpnova]

LMFAO :lol: :lol:

[Rach]

sorry rach, your dumped for her! :d

she's more your type stu... :?

[?Marty?]

The more i drink, the better you all look.

[sticky85]

LMAO dan, ye :lol:

oh and girls,
www.faceparty.co.uk/sheffieldneil3k

your putting that on to attract girls?! :? :lol:

and mate....its a nova forum, how many decent looking girls have ever seen driving a nova/let alone be an 'enthusiast'?!

Can i just say, im a girl, i drive a nova and i think im quite gud luking!! so :P NER!! hehe

[Mel]

Can i just say, im a girl, i drive a nova and i think im quite gud luking!! so :P NER!! hehe

lol, yeah you would say that tho

thanks ste, i will keep that in mind :lol:

[Jules]

Need to see proof tbh........
:wink:

[sticky85]

Need to see proof tbh........
:wink:


U on about me?? :roll:

[Mel]

lol, Jules..that coming from someone that said to the guys to stop pestering us? :P

[Jules]

Well it's quite simple - someone says they are 'good looking' yet we have no way of agreeing or disagreeing - the only way it can be proven is to see pics?

I'm a married man remember Mel? Remember all those tears you cried when you found out? All the 'Man size Scottys' tissue you went through?
:lol:

[sticky85]

and how wud i get my pic up in this forum?

[Mel]

lol, yeah Jules, i know.

i still cry in my big man size scotty tissues on a cold, lonely winters night :lol:

[Jules]

and how wud i get my pic up in this forum?

Goto www.photobucket.com and sign up to a free account - then upload your pictures there, once uploaded copy the image address (starts with and ends with ) and paste it into the window you type your messages into - and that's it, it should now display that image!!

:twisted:

[sticky85]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sticky85/image3.jpg

there u go hope it works

[Jules]

Yep it does - Gonna use my psyhic powers...............I guess your name is Becky and you are 18 or 19...................am I right?
:twisted:

Nice btw - even if the eerie green glow looks quite spooky!!
:lol:

[broody]

look nice, green glue is a bit erey!

[Ste_Nova]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sticky85/image3.jpg

there u go hope it works

i would

[novahead]

^^^^^ lmfao^^^^^ umm :o

[sticky85]

Yep it does - Gonna use my psyhic powers...............I guess your name is Becky and you are 18 or 19...................am I right?
:twisted:

Nice btw - even if the eerie green glow looks quite spooky!!
:lol:


Actually... My names Sam and im 19 :P

[Dave]

ok you share a room with your sister called becky??

[sticky85]

haha i dont hav a sister... and that BECK in the background is actually a BECK5 reg plate i got dun cuz i fancy the arse off david beckham! :P

[Dave]

right then the beck mystery is solved!
now still need name an age!

[sticky85]

Sam and im 19

[Jules]

right then the beck mystery is solved!
now still need name an age!


Actually... My names Sam and im 19

:lol:

[Dave]

i've been up since 4 my eyes aren't what they used to be!
the caffene an pro plus are slowly wearing off :lol:

think like my eyesight your psychic powers need a little attention jules :lol:

[Jules]

One outta two ain't bad..........
:lol: :wink:

[sticky85]

im startin to think u guys r mad ! lol :lol:

[Dave]

we are :crazyeye:

[sticky85]

thought so!! hehe

[Dave]

oh by the way hello an welcome

[sticky85]

thanks :D

[srs1]

sorry to put a downer on it.
why did you take a picture of your neck.
if you look at the camera it would help lol

[Rach]

:lol:

[sticky85]

sorry to put a downer on it.
why did you take a picture of your neck.
if you look at the camera it would help lol

Hmmm... ok firstly, its not a picture of my neck as u can see my face! and secondly.... id just had my hair dun n took a pic wiv my fone to see how i looked, as a girl wud! :P

[Rach]

sorry to put a downer on it.
why did you take a picture of your neck.
if you look at the camera it would help lol

Hmmm... ok firstly, its not a picture of my neck as u can see my face! and secondly.... id just had my hair dun n took a pic wiv my fone to see how i looked, as a girl wud! :P

what's wrong with a mirror...? :?

anyhoo - if we took a picture to see how our hair looks, surely its best to have your head at an angle ahere you can see it properly...?!

[sticky85]

hmm ok not that it matters, its just a picture

[srs1]

sorry not a dig.
just a better pic would have been nice

[sticky85]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sticky85/menemma.jpg

there u go, me on UR rite and my friend emma drunk! hehe

[Rach]

:?

[Dpnova]

i take pics of my hair, but it aint on me head :lol:

[Dpnova]

Does this pic make my hand look fat :?

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=4905717&outx=132&oq=0

[epo]

Does this pic make my hand look fat :?

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=4905717&outx=132&oq=0

almost as handsome as ur uncle epo

:wink:

[Jules]

Does this pic make my hand look fat :?

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=4905717&outx=132&oq=0

No - but it makes you look camp!!
:lol:

[dan_mk1]

Does this pic make my hand look fat :?

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=4905717&outx=132&oq=0

lmfao! you always use the same pose! when i was passing you at 110 you done it! fag! lol!

[Dpnova]

Thanks for the comments guy :lol:

[sh0rty]

cough *Sam 19* cough. You have to change your name sorry! They are my stats 8)

[sticky85]

and why do i hav to change my name? u r on about me arent u

[sh0rty]

Lol well you said you were called Sam and 19 lol. Only winding anyway :lol: Welcum 2 d NL crew init man wiv us all

[sticky85]

ohhhh rite so i take it ur sam too and ur 19? hehe thanks :o)

[sticky85]

thats meant to b a smiley hehe :D

[dan_mk1]

not the brightest button are ya?! lmao

[Rach]

not the brightest button are ya?! lmao

lmao... :D

lol @ denny (apart from all the random pics you send to me on msn... :? )

[Mel]

lol @ denny (apart from all the random pics you send to me on msn... :? )

glad i aint the only one that gets these lmao

[Rach]

i think everyone does mel... :?

lol

:D

[srs1]

that is also true.
cant say how many pics i have of dennys body now

[Mel]

lol yeah, everytime he logs on, he has a new pic to show..

[epo]

make a denny scrap book :lol:

[Dpnova]

Im not that bad...i did take a picture of my dinner yesturday though :oops:

[novahead]

LOL! some funny people here :o

[Dpnova]

ive just been released from the home

[Rach]

Im not that bad...i did take a picture of my dinner yesturday though :oops:

yeah, not quite sure why you wanted to send me that... :?

you really do have an addiction to that camera...

as for what sean said about various body parts, i'm glad i havent got those... :wink: i just get "the many faces of denny..." style pictures

[dunova]

Good thing this is muppet corner coz this post is just talking fooking sh*te!
And looking at neils website its no real surprise he doesn't have a girlfriend :lol:

[Dpnova]

And looking at neils website its no real surprise he doesn't have a girlfriend :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rach]

And looking at neils website its no real surprise he doesn't have a girlfriend :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oi, you're all nasty...

i think neil's lovely...

[dan_mk1]

lovely in a desperate way!? lol

[Rach]

lovely in a desperate way!? lol

yeah, well you've got to feel sorry for the guy... :D

[dan_mk1]

lmao, yeah poor neil!?

[Dpnova]

ahhh neil i feel sorry for you..so ill let you shag dan in the back of his clio

[Riggy]

make a denny scrap book :lol:


lol quality idea mate heheh

but this topic has gone why west of the startin point which was a bit south to begin with :wink: hahaha

[Rach]

ahhh neil i feel sorry for you..so ill let you shag dan in the back of his clio

i'm sure they'll both thank you later :D

[dan_mk1]

fuck off! he aint coming anywhere near my car or me! he might molest me! lol

[Riggy]

f**k off! he aint coming anywhere near my car or me! he might molest me! lol

or a women might crash into it (sorry girls) but neils like crashes - you think he could meet a new bird this way -at least he would get their number and have somethin to talk about lol :D

[Rach]

^^ lmao :lol:

(no offence taken...)

[srs1]

nice one riggy
:lol: :lol: :lol:

as for dan, i agree denny.
dan will be doing it maccy's style.

"i'm loving it"

[Rach]

:lol:

classic

[dan_mk1]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[?Marty?]

Will all be part of the Dogging scene sweeping the nation, and will or will it not be televised?

[Rach]

Will all be part of the Dogging scene sweeping the nation, and will or will it not be televised?

:roll:

[epo]

Good thing this is muppet corner coz this post is just talking fooking sh*te!
And looking at neils website its no real surprise he doesn't have a girlfriend :lol:

lol how'd u work that one out mate as am married and look at the state of me :lol:

[Rach]

lol

:D

[Mel]

lol, yeah but epo, u didnt put up a post asking a girl to come and satisfy you :lol:

[Rach]

lol, yeah but epo, u didnt put up a post asking a girl to come and satisfy you :lol:

maybe that's how he met his wife... :?

or maybe he stole her purse... :lol:

[epo]

nah i stole her heart

awwwwww
:oops: :lol:

[Rach]

aw bless....

:D

[Mel]

LOL..cheeeeeeeeeese alert. thats almost as bad as denny and dan sending love messages to each other on posts lol..

but, i follow in rach's footsteps.. AWWWW bless :lol:

[?Marty?]

There's a lot of money to be made from organ theft. A kidney here, and heart there. Bloody chavs.

[broody]

so no girls then, i hear that lee evans in single now anyway. Will go get a south african purple ant to play baseball with.

[epo]

There's a lot of money to be made from organ theft. A kidney here, and heart there. Bloody chavs.

yeah but the hardest job is takin themwithout the owner knowin
u cant just go up to em and jam a screwdriver in em as if ur nickin a stereo :lol:
+ cant sell organs on ebay
just gotta find sum dodgy surgeons :lol:

oh and neil have u considered a asian bride :?: :?: :?:

[rudelight]

:evil:

[epo]

:evil:

:? :? :? whats that in aid of???

[Rach]

god knows, i was wondering the same thing before...

:?