Funniest ad ever?

[Anonymous]

Is this the funniest ad ever or what?

Just seen it on the trader :D

>>Corsa 1.2

FOR SALE:

Smart 1992 Vauxhal Corsa 1.2
Modifications include:
Lowered wheels
OZ 13" Alloys (Black)
Tinted Windows
Leather Effect steering wheel
Sparco effect seat covers
Red 'high-performance effect' hand-painted seat belts
Drilled-thru-plastic pedals (although they aren't very strong now)
Sprayed Silver exhaust pipe
Personalised windscreen (Wayne & Shaz sticker can be sold at extra cost)
Handbuilt (in garage) wooden parcel shelf contained two 10" JBLs
Tandy Stereo head-unit with retro manual tuning knob
Sprayed 'flame-effect' side doors
Comical rear bumper stickers questioning the size of everyone else's love
sausage
16V metal badge on rear bumber, front bumber, side doors, dash, parcel shelf
Red 'TURBO' sticker on rear window

Any Offers?

Will sell at extra cost:
Large selection of baseball caps
Furry Dice
Wayne & Shaz sticker

Reason for selling:
Buying a Fiat Uno Turbo


?offers
corsadriver@completetosser.co.uk
Wayne - Telephone: <<

hahahahahahha :O :D

MKII Nova Brochure scans to be added to www.novabug.co.uk soon!

[Anonymous]

lol

:D

Anybody lend me ?599?
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[Anonymous]

is that serious? lowered wheels sound cool...hard to picture though! lol

[Anonymous]

lowered wheels? does that mean they run below the ground level? like mole wheels? lmao

I remember once on family fortunes they said "this luxury 5 door family saloon comes with power steering, climate control and attractive wheel trims..." :O no shit! :O :p

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[Anonymous]

tosser!

Lowest Nova in the south!! -75mm on secret springs ;)

[Anonymous]

roflmfao @ mole wheels

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kev@novaload.net

[Anonymous]

hahahahahahahahaaha, mole wheels. I tell you who reminds me of a mole............

lmao

hahahaaa


lmao @ mole


squirrels n rats!! hahahahahaah


Nibble nibble mr squirrel!!!


lol


hahahahaaa, moles!!!

Anybody lend me ?599?
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[Anonymous]

lmfao!
I thought personal sunstrips with names on were meant for capri's or the old style escort in the late 80's!
lol

And God said, "Let there be the GSi"