I AM A GENIE AND GRANT U 3 WISHES...

[Anonymous]

What would u like???

(I'm bord shitless at work btw) :P :)


>:) D.E.V.I.L. >:)

[Anonymous]

1 ---> jordan as my sex slave
2 ---> the subaru estate that is in Maxy P this month
3 ---> a billion pounds a day

[Anonymous]

i want a rust free nova(haha, bet u cant grant that one boyo!)

lol.

1. 10 million quid(money cant buy happiness, but it can buy whores!)
2. Rid myself off any illness, disease, like my athsma & excma & never be ill again(drinky, drinky!)
3. big house with big garden & big race track.

Cheers, when i get them?

[Anonymous]

1 whatever i want whenever i want
can i have 2 million pounds now
can i wave a house
i want katie richmond in my bed
and so on

i wish to be invicable from every thing
cops , death , mad women and so on

i wish to be able to make people to do what i want them to do
oi fit bird i want a blow job
oi fix my car
oi give me you girl friend and so on
oi copper let me off this speeding ticket :D

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

1) I wish unlimited Wishes
2) World Peace :)
3) To look like brad pitt

:D


Pube Update:
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B-) ok own up, who's nicked my pubes? B-)
:( Very Itchy, i hate this hot weather :(
:) hmmmmmm Savlon :)
:'> hmmmm cool groin :'>
:o Dilemma, do i shave again? They growing back faster than whore in all boys school! :o

[Anonymous]

to look like, or look at? .... :-/

lamo, sorry Davo. :D

[Anonymous]

lmao, good return m8, look like :)

but, i would need to look at him cos i would be looking in the mirror after the wish has happened :D


Pube Update:
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B-) ok own up, who's nicked my pubes? B-)
:( Very Itchy, i hate this hot weather :(
:) hmmmmmm Savlon :)
:'> hmmmm cool groin :'>
:o Dilemma, do i shave again? They growing back faster than whore in all boys school! :o

[Anonymous]

Ahhhhh, ok then, so what happens wen u turn into him, where does Davo go?

[Anonymous]

well,

i'd say!!!

1) 20 million pounds, money can t buy happiness but it can buy me COSWORTH, huge house, etc etc
2) World peace,
3) and finally for them doctors to cure cancer, aids etc

chris

granyt them please!!!!!!!!

role, role....oh shit there goes my wheel

[Anonymous]

err, let me think on that one.


Pube Update:
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B-) ok own up, who's nicked my pubes? B-)
:( Very Itchy, i hate this hot weather :(
:) hmmmmmm Savlon :)
:'> hmmmm cool groin :'>
:o Dilemma, do i shave again? They growing back faster than whore in all boys school! :o

[Anonymous]

7.4 million in the bank
world peace
and to be happy.

[Anonymous]

lol @ geds post ..only just read it...a billion pounds a day!! lol

[Anonymous]

lol @ blondie "lolling" @ geds post

:-/ lol


Pube Update:
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B-) ok own up, who's nicked my pubes? B-)
:( Very Itchy, i hate this hot weather :(
:) hmmmmmm Savlon :)
:'> hmmmm cool groin :'>
:o Dilemma, do i shave again? They growing back faster than whore in all boys school! :o

[Anonymous]

ok I have a couple of wishes......

1) Unlimited money available whenever I want
2) The ability to do whatever I want whenever I want!!
3) Venoms and Venom copies to be considered fashionable again!!! <-- I know this one might be hard, but do your best!!

cheers

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

lol, i think venoms look mint, i was gonna get some. Im with ya mr hilton sir.


Pube Update:
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B-) ok own up, who's nicked my pubes? B-)
:( Very Itchy, i hate this hot weather :(
:) hmmmmmm Savlon :)
:'> hmmmm cool groin :'>
:o Dilemma, do i shave again? They growing back faster than whore in all boys school! :o

[Anonymous]

1. a 2.0 16v GSI
2. an SRi with abyss bodykit
3. a GTE on 21's

Wish Granted?!

And God said, "Let there be the GSi"

[Anonymous]

woohooooo!!!! someone else who appreciates good wheels!!!! lol!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

i like venoms and i want some
i think they suit novas well they do look shit on some other cars though

:) decisions decisions :)

[Anonymous]

Sorry, but i hate em, never have liked em, never will.

I do like white wheels on black cars, but not alot of peeps like it, i gone for the cheap route & got LXi wheels in white on mine :p

[Anonymous]

1. venoms to be removed from existance
2. jordan as my eternal sex slave (what a fantastic wish)((no more silicone though)
3. eternal life and wealth for me and my friends and family

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

All that hav wished so far will get there wishes in the morning when they awake.

If u dont then....sue me! :P


>:) D.E.V.I.L. >:)

[Anonymous]

Damian, if venoms vanished from existence then my car would have no wheels!!!!! nooooooooooooooooo!!!!! I would have to put steelies on for while!!!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

It's alright Johhn, you can take the wheels you sold me. Then you can have loads of Arch problems and eternal bitching by your family for not being able to take any passengers.

As for the Wishes...

?10,000 each week for the rest of my life. Whats the point in having so much money if you can't spend it all?

Good health to everyone I know.

End all poverty.

Jim.

"Beware of the voices"

[Anonymous]

aaah Jim, it sounds like you are entering a beauty contest or something!!!

"I would like to work with impoverished people and spread joy throughout the world"

Why do you want to have passengers in your car anyway??? they only slow you down!!!!!! I did you a favour, at least this way you have an excuse not to take the mother-in-law to be, out anywhere!!!!!
lmao!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

lol @ JK I can lend you some 14" 5 spokes in the morning when our wishes come true. you will have to get a taxi over and pick them up though because I'll be too busy shagging Jordan !!!

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

that's ok, cos I will have millions and millions of pounds and I will fly over in my personal helicopter and laugh at Jordan falling all over the place in a drunken stupor!!!
(Have you seen the sun today??!?!??!) lol!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

yeah, have you seen the star today CENTRE PAGES !!!!!!

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

I'm gonna have to go buy it now!!!!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

anyone else think jordans gone over the top with her boobs? i think they were nice after her first operation...the size where u can't tell if they are real or not cos they look pretty natural...

they are a bit tooooo big now...not as pleasant cos thay are not in proportion and dead rubbery etc

[Anonymous]

I think she has gone too far with all her plastic surgery!!! I still wouldn't say no though!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

I would say No to Jordan. She never smiles and can't speak properly. Give me Kelly Brook anyday. At least she knows how to wash a car :)

"Beware of the voices"

[Anonymous]

I wud say no.

Plastic lips & boobs?

Whatever next?

U mite aswell get a blow up from the loacal adult store, less talk, more sex.

lmao

[Anonymous]

oh yeah, Kelly Brook in hotpants all soapy and everything!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

i agree mark Jordan = plastic, plastic and even more plastic!!! :)
1.i want ?15 000 every week for essentials like new cars n stuff!!
2.i want everyone to get along on here and stop fightin!:D
and i should say 'world peace' but its sounding like a miss world contest so....
3.a model like sex slave/husband who does all housework an cooking (someone like brad pitt, but taller would do!)

they better b here in the morning or there will b trouble!!! :D

[Anonymous]

1. all saxos and evidence of saxo's to disappear!

2. ?1000 every time i put my hand in my pocket

3. A good looking naked woman with a bottle of Smirnoff and a filthy mind!

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

WWW.SAXOKILLERS.COM

[Anonymous]

Fenix, that ?1000 thing would do your head in, cos if it was cold you would keep on getting ?1000 when you didn't need it and you would have to carry a rucksack with you to hold all your money in!!!!!! but I think number 3 is a good one!!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

I could always give some away John. oops shit just dropped a grand on the floor. Oh well!

Maybe you should follow me and when i drop some you can get some different alloys and a new vent.

LOL

B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

WWW.SAXOKILLERS.COM

[Anonymous]

jordan didnt look nice today, jakki completely outclassed her

[Anonymous]

ye that jakki bird is fuc*in stunnin!

And God said, "Let there be the GSi"

[Anonymous]

1, Free Smirnoff for life.
2, No more 'red curses'.
3, And whatever else I want when I want it.

Please.

[Anonymous]

lmfao red curses!



B-)As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!B-)

WWW.SAXOKILLERS.COM

[Anonymous]

red curses...lmfao lmfao...Mrs MC...i bow down to u...that is feckin quality...lmfao :p