Chris LR
14-05-04, 09:17 PM
Right, so theres a pregnant woman (expecting triplets) she's out shopping one day and pops into the bank. Unfortunatly she walks in on the middle of a bank robbery, as she walks in the door she startles one of the robbers and he shoots her 3 times in the stomach.
She's rushed to hospital believed to be desparatly ill, however on closer examination the doctors find that none of the bullets have harmed her or her triplets, "Go home and take it easy, everything will work itself out over time, the bullets will find their own way out in time"
She goes home and a couple of months later gives birth to 2 healthy girls and a heathy boy. They are all in excellent health....
Many years later one of the girls comes running in to her mum " Mummy Mummy!" what is it she asked "I've just been for a wee wee and a bullet came out!!!!!" the mother cames her down and explains how they've been expecting this and it's nothing to worry about - the girl goes on her way
About a week later the other little come running in from the bathroom "Mummy Mummy" again the mother calms her down and asks whats the matter, the second little explains again how she went for a wee wee and a bullet came out, again the mother explains the story of the bank robbery and how it happened to hher sister last week - the girl goes on her way.
The next week the boy comes running down stairs, "Mummy Mummy" before the boy has chance to say whats hapened the mother asks him if he went for a wee wee and so on........
No No he said "I was having a wa nk and I shot the cat"
She's rushed to hospital believed to be desparatly ill, however on closer examination the doctors find that none of the bullets have harmed her or her triplets, "Go home and take it easy, everything will work itself out over time, the bullets will find their own way out in time"
She goes home and a couple of months later gives birth to 2 healthy girls and a heathy boy. They are all in excellent health....
Many years later one of the girls comes running in to her mum " Mummy Mummy!" what is it she asked "I've just been for a wee wee and a bullet came out!!!!!" the mother cames her down and explains how they've been expecting this and it's nothing to worry about - the girl goes on her way
About a week later the other little come running in from the bathroom "Mummy Mummy" again the mother calms her down and asks whats the matter, the second little explains again how she went for a wee wee and a bullet came out, again the mother explains the story of the bank robbery and how it happened to hher sister last week - the girl goes on her way.
The next week the boy comes running down stairs, "Mummy Mummy" before the boy has chance to say whats hapened the mother asks him if he went for a wee wee and so on........
No No he said "I was having a wa nk and I shot the cat"