Police!!!

[Anonymous]

Last night when I was driving home from my brothers flat, I got pulled over by the police. I asked them what I had been pulled for and they said they had reports of a white stolen car etc etc etc. The policeman then said they wanted to search my car and he just went straight ahead and did it!! they got my CD's out onto the passenger seat and then took them all out of the cases and just left them on the seat, they pulled out all my mats and left them on the pavement, took the centre off my steering wheel and took out my sub from the boot. When they didn't find anything, they just said thanks and started to walkk back to their car, so I shouted saying put all the stuff back, the policeman told me not to be so cheeky and that if I didn't clean up the mess on the pavement they would do me for littering!!!!!!!! foooooookin wankers!!! needless to say I got their PC numbers and I have already been down to the police station to complain, but they said there was nothing they can do, because it would be my word against theirs!!!!!! bullsh1t!!!!!! they are all a bunch of fooooookin tw4ts!!!!!!!! X-(

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

police complaints commision!

you might not be able to prove it but you can still cause a fuss and give them some hassle.

[Anonymous]

So where did u hide the good stuff then, It must have been a good place! :D

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Whoopass! :D

[Anonymous]

That's what I thought!!! I am going to go back down again at lunch and basically be a complete tw4t to them!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

there all pricks i tell ya, they treat us like little children cause we drive novas i.e "the policeman told me not to be so cheeky and that if I didn't clean up the mess on the pavement they would do me for littering!!!!!!!!"
WANKERS!


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[Anonymous]

I hide mine in the pass side footwell, under the carpet, in case so cant be squished.

[Anonymous]

What is very lucky about this situation is that most nights I would've had something in the car, but last night I didn't, I just had a small amount in my pocket, but they didn't search me!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

Youth of 2day hey! TuT TuT!

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[Anonymous]

aaah, it's nice to be described as youth again!!!!! what with being nearly over the hill now, aged 22!!!!!!!! lol!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

lmao, u not the youth of today anymore?

U must be the old of tomorrow

lmao.

[Anonymous]

find out the coppers name, and then try and find out where he lives...then club his fcuking head in...

job done...

[Anonymous]

LMFAO @Ged!!!!! yeah vigilante power!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

What Be11ends, I can't belive it, have they nothing better to do. Certainly file a complaint mate, they do not have the power to treat the public this way.

"Beware of the voices"

[Anonymous]

I was pulled last night aswell!

[Anonymous]

about 6 weeks ago the old bill pulled my brother over in the pissing rain at quarter to 7 in the morning. Once they got him out of the car they said the reason they had pulled him was because he had no movement in his rear suspension !!!!!!!! They said that this was a hazard and illegal to drive, they made him drive the car home and they followed him and gave him a producer and told him that he needed to get another MOT to show that the suspension is not faulty, this cost him ?85 for the days wages and ?35 for the MOT, which showed that the suspension was fine !!!
He has an Avo Coilover kit and you can adjust the ride height and damper of the shocks, he explained this and the fact that they are legal and sold in lots of places as suspension kits for road use and they still said that it was rubbish. They are such dickheads !!!

My brother said that he could blatantly tell the copper didn't know what he was talking about. He took the policemans details and went into the police staion and complained, they didn't do a thing about it, he has contacted th police complaints comission like Ian says and they are persuing it for him, they say he might get the money back for his losss of days wages and for the MOT expense which he didn't need.

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

Most of the coppers I've come acorss do get the arsehole. They sit up your boot in the dark and bait you. They did this to my mate two weeks ago, Of course he didnt know what the car was. So he caned it across two roundabouts at about 75, no problem yeah apart from this road was a 40. They pulled him over and asked him what the hurry was, and he just bit the coppers head off for sitting up his boot and all he wanted to do was get home. The copper just went red with embaresment and let him go. I wish they would all do that. And yeah he ws driving a modified nova:D

[Anonymous]

hilton think about this, if they were searching for a white stolen car, then why the hell were they searhing the car !?!? it just shows how stupid they are they dont even make a decent exscuse, far as i know checking under a foot mat aint gonna help find out if the cars stolen.

best of all is the routine check, whats routine about checking a car 3am in the morning?!?

[Anonymous]

it's not just that, it's the fact that they said they were looking for a stolen white car!!! surely the person who reported it stolen would've known what kind of car it was and I am 99% sure it would not have been a white Nova GSi on Venoms!!!!!!
Apparently you can actually request to hear or see the report of the stolen car that they are talking about, but at the time I wasn't thinking like that, I was just thinking, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SEARCHING MY CAR YOU B45T4RDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

Is that cos noone else would have venoms john????:D

ps sky says at least hers are real muhaahhaha

[Anonymous]

I am sure by law they must give you a document to say you have been searched and nothing was found, so in theory they have broken the rules.

Ease Yourself Back Into Conciousness !!!!!
:D

[Anonymous]

I was tailed last night by a police car, He came flying up my arse at about 50mph and sat about 2 foot away. At first i couldn't tell what it was and was ready to boot it if they tried to overtake me, then i caught a glimpse of the light on the roof and realsied it was the bill. I kept to 28mph through the 30 zone and as soon as i came to the roundabout i turned right and they went straight on. I could just tell they were wanting me to break the limit so they could pull me. They make me so angry when they do that.

"Beware of the voices"

[Anonymous]

erm..... ian what are we talking about here??? Have you felt them to check they are real??? lol!!
OK, so they are fake venoms, but they are better cos they stick out further!!!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

I didn't think there was actually anything good about Venoms !!!!


lol

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

the only thing i liked about venom's was the way they have dead thin spokes and you can see a nice set of breaks behind them (if you have got a set that is...otherwise, colour coding the drums and calipers looks acceptable)

[Anonymous]

hmmmm Venoms (in my opinion) are probably the tackiest wheel around. No disrespect to anyone who owns them, but I just think they belong on f0rds !



" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

before ged/davo/mark start whinging it was another joke(dictionary please fenix)

because sky was taking the piss at a cruise cos hers were tsw and his weren't

and in my opinion both just as bad :p

[Anonymous]

Don't care, venoms blow.

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[Anonymous]

listen to this then my mates bro is mates wiv a pig and he told them that they play snooker wiv the cars eg if they have to pull a red car for 1 point then say if they pull a black car its 7 points etc and guess wat my car is black fuckers and he said that who ever gets the most points at the end of the night has to buy the other a mac's x-(

[Anonymous]

when ANYONE esp pigs get up yer arse just ease your left foot onto the brake peddle till the lights come on but yer brakes aint operating. this is one benefit of the large ammount of travel on nova brake system. i had a BT transit about 2 foot off my bumper on the motorway at 70 this evening. lmao when the front of it dropped as he stamped on the brakes when i did my brake light trick. he flashed and hooted at me. it will always get anyone off yer arse

BEng Hons Automotive Electronics Engineering :) worship my electronics skills :D

[Anonymous]

I don't seem to get stopped anymore cos I'm kinda pleasant to them when I get stopped! My mate got stopped routine a couple months back, as soon as he wound the window down he said "what?"
I mean straight from the start my mate was an Rsole to them, so they done him 4 a "bald" tyre that he bought 5 weeks before!!
When I get stopped I just act normal - dont look annoyed that they've stopped me & it works - they didn't even check my tax disc the other nite (which is out). Don't get me wrong - I hate the Bastids!!

[Anonymous]

I think the ones round where I live (North Sheffield) or a bit blind, 'cos I'm amazed I've not been stopped.

The other night, I came around a round about, then booted it to go up this nice steep hill. It's only a 30, and I was already doing about 47, when I saw a car coming the other way......I just noticed the light on the roof, so panicked and slowed down, but they must have seen me clearly breaking the limit. They didn't come after me though!

This had even happened with them behind me! I think they're a decent lot round here lmao....ok, I won't go that far, but I've certainly had no probs with 'em. In some areas though, they are right bastards...stopping anyone and everyone they fancy stopping, and for no good reason half the time.

I recon they ought to have their roof light partially illuminated at night so you can see 'em.....it's so underhanded driving about at night without it illuminated, 'cos it's so easy for them to catch peeps!

A couple of times, I've had a car behind with something on the roof, so have driven well within the limit, only to find it was a bloody taxi :O


cambridge.......I do that good old break light trick too...like you say, most of the time it works a treat. Sometimes, I really do out on the breaks though...really shit 'em up, though I did that once, and it almost ended in a case of major road rage. There were two twats in a Megan and they saw me in my moded Nova, so they obviously thought it would be fun to push me along, to try and get me to race. I'd just bought a PC, so I had over ?2K worth of stuff in the back so was taking it easy. He was right up my arse, so I slammed on the breaks....I mean SLAMMED! They over took shouting at me, then there were some traffic light ahead, which had just turned red!!!! They stopped, and so did I, but I made shure I was some good distance back. They started to reverse! SHIT!
The lights then turned green, and they went, and I turned left to get away from 'em at the junction! Was fun though :D

[Anonymous]

A.C.A.B

[Anonymous]

huh? :-/

[Anonymous]

WHATS WRONG WITH MY VENOM COPIES!!!!!! I do actually agree that they look a little tacky, but I can't afford to get new alloys at the moment otherwise I would've changed them by now!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

its a knuckle tattoo like love and hate .. it stands for All Coppers Are Bastards. I fuckin hate bizzies, they want to get their priorities straight. They pick us up on the smallest of things when there are women being raped and cars being stolen....fuckin nonces. My mate got caught with the tiniest bit of wabs on him and he was made to do press ups at the side of the road. Ive had my car and house robbed loads of times and theyve never done anything about it. X-(

[Anonymous]

Made to do press-ups?!?!?!?!? were the police ex-army or something!!!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

I'm a bit pissed with the police now.......peeps may remember I had my car reversed into a few weeks ago....well, I gave them the make of car, and the rego, but they've sent me a letter saying:

"I have to inform you that police enquiries haven been made in an effort to trace the party involved without success"

WHAT THE FUCK. THEY HAVE THE MAKE AND MODEL OF CAR, AND THE REGO PLATE, BUT THEY CANT FUCKING TRACE THE BASTARD!!!!! X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-( X-(

Fucking useless bastards!

[Anonymous]

that takes the p155 completely!!!! that is basically admitting that they cant be ar5ed looking for the person who crashed into you!!! You should definately complain about that.

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

someone told me last nite that they are gonna try and make it ilegal to have just a back box. this is due to the fact that you have modded the back box but still have the normal rest of the system
they reckon that they will be able to cut the back box right there and then and make u drive the car home:
few problems though,
1, car would be ilegal to drive for a start!
2, we would all then be getting full systems - more noise + more power!
the coppers round here are so petty, we parked in the police car park bout 3 of us we went into the station to hand some documenets in for a compensation claim and a copper came out and got all shirt with us, we just told him that we was going into the station he zoomed of,
bout 30 mins later he pulled one of my mates and said "tell ur wanker mates in the novas to fuck off!"
PRICK!

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[Anonymous]

same thing happened to me rich, last year a van hit my car and fucked off, I got the number plate and a make and model of the van, it took them 4 months to write back to me saying "we have decided not to spend anymore police time pursuing this investigation, our attempts to track the van and owner down have been unsucessful. Should further evidence be made available we will continue the investigation". what a fucking load of wank !!!!!! what else did I need to do, take the bloke in to the old bill shop and hand him over !!!!!!!

I had to pay to fix the side of my car myself !

" I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels"
"No thats just the nature show"
"Oh yeah, Spank My Hairy Ass!!"
"Whats that?"
"Ride me, Ride me like a pony !"

[Anonymous]

jkhilton.......you're right...it's like they just don't give a fuck!
The twat only reversed into my door thankfully, and I managed to get a MINT one for only ?15, but that's besides the point....I still want the wanker who did it, to pay for it!

Now if I'd done a serious crime, like gone 35 in a 30 zone in the middle of the night with on one about, and got caught by a speed camera (VERY serious in their eyes X-(), they'd have done all they could do find out who my car belonged to....it takes 'em a few seconds on their database, but when it comes to finding who reversed into my car, in broad daylight, then drove off without leaving details (leaving the scene of an accident.....obviously not a serious crime in their eyes, when they feel like it X-(), it takes 'em over three weeks for them to tell me they can't find the car!!!!!!!!!!!

BASTARDS! I'm definately not leaving it at that....they ARE going to find the twat.....I'll make fucking sure of it!


DAN F...who told you that? I'd be amazed if they were allowed to get away with that....it'd be totally pointless, but knowing what wankers they are, who knows!

[Anonymous]

knowing the police they would see any car with a bigger than normal exhaust and just cut the back box off even if you had a full system, cos they would be thick as pig sh*t and wouldn't know what a full system was!!!!!

Mmmmm forbidden donut. :)

[Anonymous]

That's not going to happen anyway....there's no way they'd get away with it...this isn't some dictator state you know...the cops can't just do what they want! (though they do at times)